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UnderPressure
January 23rd, 2007, 08:52 PM
http://www.finemess.com/serena.jpg

NGOChocolate
January 23rd, 2007, 09:03 PM
It's the Incredible Hulk!!

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

FakedShinobi`
January 24th, 2007, 06:37 AM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6728/swilliams19ak.jpg





HACKS!!!!!!!!!

Get Crazy
January 24th, 2007, 07:36 AM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6728/swilliams19ak.jpg





HACKS!!!!!!!!!

i need in on that

ut_jazz
January 24th, 2007, 12:10 PM
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/3324/serena2et.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

in comparison to her opponents arms

fcukernaut
January 24th, 2007, 12:12 PM
You just figured this out? She's hideous, I'd take any of those young Russian girls before I'd even consider Serena, or her sister for that matter.

FakedShinobi`
January 24th, 2007, 01:00 PM
You just figured this out? She's hideous, I'd take any of those young Russian girls before I'd even consider Serena, or her sister for that matter.


whoa whoa whoa... serena can look very.. very ****ing good when she dresses up and ****...

NGOChocolate
January 24th, 2007, 01:01 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6728/swilliams19ak.jpg





HACKS!!!!!!!!!


DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FakedShinobi`
January 24th, 2007, 01:03 PM
word i said the same ****... i found myself looking at it for atleast 30 seconds without blinking.. not because it was fat.. but because i didnt know what i was looking at for a while lmao =)

kcq71
January 25th, 2007, 10:51 AM
Men hating on a female...Somebody post a pic of Rupaul so they can compliment him

kcq71
January 25th, 2007, 10:55 AM
Men hating on a female...Somebody post a pic of Rupaul so they can compliment him

fcukernaut
January 25th, 2007, 12:04 PM
whoa whoa whoa... serena can look very.. very ****ing good when she dresses up and ****...

You can pretty much say that about any woman. I honestly don't believe she's good looking. She has too many manly features, plus I dont' want a girl who I know could physically kick my ***.

FakedShinobi`
January 25th, 2007, 01:09 PM
You can pretty much say that about any woman. I honestly don't believe she's good looking. She has too many manly features, plus I dont' want a girl who I know could physically kick my ***.


star jones couldnt look good if she tried

Rossane cant



she is alittle built but still she can look good plus why wouldnt you have a girl that can whoop your ***.. maybe she will back you up in a fight lol instead of like most woman standing there watching you get your *** kicked =)

UnderPressure
January 25th, 2007, 05:17 PM
She really is a man. She might be able to actually attract geigh men.

At least Venus has a nice FEMININE body.

Justine Henin-Hardenne is hot too.

Maria Sharapova is too tall for a hottie.

Nonetheless, those three are still better-looking than Serena.

fcukernaut
January 26th, 2007, 01:44 PM
star jones couldnt look good if she tried

Rossane cant



she is alittle built but still she can look good plus why wouldnt you have a girl that can whoop your ***.. maybe she will back you up in a fight lol instead of like most woman standing there watching you get your *** kicked =)

I'll put it this way: I don't want a woman who can out bench me.

og15
January 26th, 2007, 03:38 PM
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Man, she isn't that strong, common lol, unless you just bench very little

BiGTooT
January 26th, 2007, 04:18 PM
Stop hating on the lady she takes care of her body..

UnderPressure
January 26th, 2007, 05:10 PM
Stop hating on the lady she takes care of her body..


Who said she's being hated? She just really does look like a man. Probably has a smelly ({}), too.

fcukernaut
January 26th, 2007, 09:04 PM
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Man, she isn't that strong, common lol, unless you just bench very little

I was exaggerating, but you know what I bet she could bench at least 200 pounds. The only woman on tour uglier than her is Amelie Maresmo.

hooman1844
January 26th, 2007, 11:07 PM
Man or Women, pretty impressive run in the land Down Under.

fcukernaut
January 27th, 2007, 10:52 AM
She should take a pi.ss test.

Murburto
January 28th, 2007, 09:32 PM
Serena is sexy. Obviously everyone(including yourselves) does not take great pictures when your playing a sport as grueling as tennis. Apparently a lot of you guys like those anorexic skinny girls. I'll take Serena anyday of the week. I will admit that Venus is not attractive at all and Sharopova could get it also!!!!

fcukernaut
January 29th, 2007, 02:47 PM
I've got nothing wrong with athletic woman, I tend to find my self attracted to girls who are athletes. But there is a fine line between being athletic and being a man. Serina is well and truly past that line.

UnderPressure
January 29th, 2007, 02:52 PM
Serena is sexy. Obviously everyone(including yourselves) does not take great pictures when your playing a sport as grueling as tennis. Apparently a lot of you guys like those anorexic skinny girls. I'll take Serena anyday of the week. I will admit that Venus is not attractive at all and Sharopova could get it also!!!!


Speak for yourself. If I wanted a meaty chick, I'd take Ashanti or Nicole Richie of the past.

Janelly1810
January 29th, 2007, 06:09 PM
Speak for yourself. If I wanted a meaty chick, I'd take Ashanti or Nicole Richie of the past.

You said Ashanti and Nicole Richie are meaty?:rotfl: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rotfl:
That is some funny stuff.

UnderPressure
January 30th, 2007, 05:55 PM
You said Ashanti and Nicole Richie are meaty?:rotfl: AHAHAHAHAHAHA! :rotfl:
That is some funny stuff.

If you don't think Ashanti is meaty, then it's safe to say your definition of "meaty" is Star Jones pre weight loss (and she's still a fatass)

I said Nicole Richie of the PAST. Can you ****ing read?

Janelly1810
January 31st, 2007, 01:41 PM
If you don't think Ashanti is meaty, then it's safe to say your definition of "meaty" is Star Jones pre weight loss (and she's still a fatass)

I said Nicole Richie of the PAST. Can you ****ing read?

Even old Nicole Richie wasn't that thick. Ashanti just looks normal to me. Nothing extra meaty about her. Her thighs may be a little thick but nowhere near meaty IMO. But everybody is different.


And how dare you put Star Jones in any conversation? Weight loss or not that's an ugly chick IMO.

Murburto
January 31st, 2007, 09:43 PM
Speak for yourself. If I wanted a meaty chick, I'd take Ashanti or Nicole Richie of the past.

I was talking about tennis players. If I could choose any women with beauty and a nice body it would be Gabrielle Union. I thought we were just talking aboiut tennis players. Hell, Nicole Ritchie weighs about 80lbs. You gotta like a women with a little meat on her bones!!!!!! I don't like fat women but Nicole R. is way too skinny for my taste, even when she first came on tv a few years back. I agree with you on Ashanti.

FakedShinobi`
February 1st, 2007, 06:00 PM
Ciara

http://www.ciara.nu/layout/top.jpg

jrmycmpfan
February 2nd, 2007, 01:08 AM
Ciara

http://www.ciara.nu/layout/top.jpg

What are you talking about?

MJ23.
February 5th, 2007, 12:07 PM
What are you talking about?

lets just say shes benches about 215 pounds, she sweats more than other woman, her voice sometiimes gets deepen for no reason and something mysteriously popping out of her pants when shes around girls.. now do you know whats he talking bout

nbagamer
February 6th, 2007, 03:31 AM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6728/swilliams19ak.jpg





HACKS!!!!!!!!!


holy *****!!!

Cryomaniac
February 8th, 2007, 03:00 PM
You just figured this out? She's hideous, I'd take any of those young Russian girls before I'd even consider Serena, or her sister for that matter.

Hell yeah, but I still wouldn't say no to Serena, Venus yeah, 'cos she's just ewww.

jrmycmpfan
February 11th, 2007, 03:29 AM
lets just say shes benches about 215 pounds, she sweats more than other woman, her voice sometiimes gets deepen for no reason and something mysteriously popping out of her pants when shes around girls.. now do you know whats he talking bout

I meant because he randomly said Ciara.

FakedShinobi`
February 11th, 2007, 06:26 AM
I meant because he randomly said Ciara.


I had a picture of ciara but it didnt show =(

ll ViciouS ll
February 11th, 2007, 04:31 PM
serena is not a man, she is just strong for a woman, and has the perfect african american woman curves. yea she has big arms, but thats why shes so damn good at tennis (sharapova has toothpick arms, and thats why serena wrecked marias anorexic ***). as far as beauty wise, some people dont like thick girls and they prefer skinny women. and others are the exact opposite. its your opinion of women.

lawcutta
February 12th, 2007, 05:16 PM
I would give it to her if I wasn't married. Lol

fcukernaut
February 13th, 2007, 08:45 PM
serena is not a man, she is just strong for a woman, and has the perfect african american woman curves. yea she has big arms, but thats why shes so damn good at tennis (sharapova has toothpick arms, and thats why serena wrecked marias anorexic ***). as far as beauty wise, some people dont like thick girls and they prefer skinny women. and others are the exact opposite. its your opinion of women.

Serena is strong for a man. That's why she serves it fast than a lot of the players on the mens tour.

totalownership
February 14th, 2007, 08:22 AM
Serena is NOT a man. It's quite obvious alot of you people know nothing about african americans and probably don't care too. Doesn't bother me because that's just one less idiot I need to speak to in life. Serena has the PERFECT body. There isn't a black man on the planet that would pass up a shot at that.

I much rather prefer Serena than some scrawny, pale, looking like a raw chicken, pootang smelling like hotdog water, skinny chick who once you get them outta that makeup look even worse.

See, I'll give any woman a shot but all things being equal Serena would get the edge over any of them other chicks by a wide margin.

FakedShinobi`
February 14th, 2007, 08:56 AM
Serena is NOT a man. It's quite obvious alot of you people know nothing about african americans and probably don't care too. Doesn't bother me because that's just one less idiot I need to speak to in life. Serena has the PERFECT body. There isn't a black man on the planet that would pass up a shot at that.

I much rather prefer Serena than some scrawny, pale, looking like a raw chicken, pootang smelling like hotdog water, skinny chick who once you get them outta that makeup look even worse.

See, I'll give any woman a shot but all things being equal Serena would get the edge over any of them other chicks by a wide margin.



HAHAhAhAHA YEAHHHHHHHH lol


I cant stand skinny *****es..

Im sorry i dont want to see your ****ing heart beat and ****...


Now i dont want a fat ***** where i can ****ing surf her stomuch now.. But she can be thick.. but not to thick..

ctrad45
February 14th, 2007, 01:09 PM
Gawd!!!

Where's Austin Powers when you need him.


"She's a man baby, Yeah!"

derriko
February 14th, 2007, 03:38 PM
like ****, what happened to personality?

nbagamer
February 15th, 2007, 01:32 AM
Gawd!!!

Where's Austin Powers when you need him.


"She's a man baby, Yeah!"

:rotfl: :rotfl:

S.L.O.B
April 28th, 2007, 12:04 AM
Serena and Anna and me, in a hotel suite, that booty gonna be jiggling, Anna is wiggling, my goodness..naw..Serena don't look like a man.
The real question?
Who the **** plays tennis?

MichaelPittman32
April 28th, 2007, 02:02 AM
serena is aiight, why do u think she is a man, why have u seen something we havent :lol:

ReloadTheThree
April 28th, 2007, 02:06 AM
Who the **** plays tennis?
LMFAO. :rotfl:

Fry Pujols
April 28th, 2007, 05:30 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl: :rotfl: (Same here)

SiCkWiTdAsTiCkS
April 29th, 2007, 12:25 AM
Lol. She's almost manly enough to join the German (so called women's) Olympic Swim Team. Maybe even the (again, so called women's) Russian Weight Lifting team.

Prince_RIP4eVa
April 29th, 2007, 01:30 PM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6728/swilliams19ak.jpg

thank you, baby jesus

GrrrillaPmp
April 29th, 2007, 05:00 PM
Hmmm...that's odd.

Until right this very minute I had never taken the time to look at her face.

And now that I have I am going to redirect my attention back to her a**




ahhh...that's better.

Prince_RIP4eVa
April 29th, 2007, 05:02 PM
Hmmm...that's odd.

Until right this very minute I had never taken the time to look at her face.

And now that I have I am going to redirect my attention back to her a**




ahhh...that's better.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...

Dirty Dirk
April 29th, 2007, 10:08 PM
She really is a man. She might be able to actually attract geigh men.

At least Venus has a nice FEMININE body.

Justine Henin-Hardenne is hot too.

Maria Sharapova is too tall for a hottie.

Nonetheless, those three are still better-looking than Serena.
Dude stop hating you know dang well you photo shopped that pic and she is good looking :p

illsmak
May 3rd, 2007, 10:59 PM
I was laughing at the topic. Not a tennis fan, really, but I had to come in and post this.

Serena isn't a man, but she might as well be because she is obviously HELLA JUICED. Anyone who doesn't think that chic is on steriods or some sort of growth hormones is TRIPPIN' BALLS.

-Smak

illsmak
May 3rd, 2007, 11:13 PM
BTW, for those who are feeling nauseous, here.

http://images.phun.org/phun/celebrities/anna_kournikova/anna_kournikova_39.jpg

-Smak

Oldkingsman
May 8th, 2007, 08:23 AM
Sounds like theese dudes are into that bony flat azz stuff!!You can have it. S.williams might not have the face but that azz is incredible.Nicole Richie!!!????Hahahahaha.Thats Really funny.

UnderPressure
June 17th, 2007, 08:06 PM
Sounds like theese dudes are into that bony flat azz stuff!!You can have it. S.williams might not have the face but that azz is incredible.Nicole Richie!!!????Hahahahaha.Thats Really funny.


Nicole Richie of the past is hotter than any buffalo.

MetsFan4Ever
June 21st, 2007, 05:08 PM
Serena is a man. she has like a 7 incher on her

chris00cm
June 22nd, 2007, 11:47 AM
Serena is gonna sue your a**

IVODEM
July 4th, 2007, 08:58 AM
Aint nuthing wrog with Serena she thick as hell and she fine Dont hate that she buffer than u :eek::o :dance: :dance: :rotfl:

jrmycmpfan
July 4th, 2007, 01:52 PM
Aint nuthing wrog with Serena she thick as hell and she fine Dont hate that she buffer than u :eek::o :dance: :dance: :rotfl:

Yes a girl who is buffer than most normal guys is hot....

IVODEM
July 4th, 2007, 07:18 PM
Yes a girl who is buffer than most normal guys is hot....
It's for her career though you see she beatin them other girls asses with her buffness.......

jrmycmpfan
July 4th, 2007, 11:38 PM
It's for her career though you see she beatin them other girls asses with her buffness.......

Hotness has nothing to do with how good you are. She is buff, yet she has slipped and no longer an elite Tennis player. So now she is just a good player with a buff body.

IVODEM
July 5th, 2007, 12:02 AM
HAHAHA are u watching Tennis one of the greatest right now if not THe greatest right now she behind no one And she look good HAHAHA

jrmycmpfan
July 5th, 2007, 03:44 AM
HAHAHA are u watching Tennis one of the greatest right now if not THe greatest right now she behind no one And she look good HAHAHA

So..........why did she lose at Wimbledon already if she is so great?

IVODEM
July 5th, 2007, 11:52 AM
So..........why did she lose at Wimbledon already if she is so great?
and how manny has she won...........and why she beat that girl with a bad leg and why when she gets eliminated NO fans really be there...........

jrmycmpfan
July 5th, 2007, 03:10 PM
and how manny has she won...........and why she beat that girl with a bad leg and why when she gets eliminated NO fans really be there...........

My point is she hasn't done much NOW, so she is a less good fat tennis player.

Let's not get into a fight over Tennis because I couldn't care less.

freak2k6
July 5th, 2007, 06:23 PM
Martina Naritalova is the best. I would like some of that any day. Even now....

IVODEM
July 5th, 2007, 10:23 PM
And Serena is one of the greatest and I will take tht any day even now.......

Dirty Dirk
July 6th, 2007, 08:45 AM
My point is she hasn't done much NOW, so she is a less good fat tennis player.

Let's not get into a fight over Tennis because I couldn't care less.

Then stfu about the subject but she is coming back to the sport like Venus SHE WAS OUT OF SHAPE she IS NOW COMING BACK INTO SHAPE so many haters and racist

jrmycmpfan
July 6th, 2007, 01:30 PM
Then stfu about the subject but she is coming back to the sport like Venus SHE WAS OUT OF SHAPE she IS NOW COMING BACK INTO SHAPE so many haters and racist

:rotfl:

Saying she isn't hot and not as good as she used to be is racist?

Dirty Dirk
July 6th, 2007, 01:47 PM
I didn't say you were being racists of course not you DUMDUMDEDA

Maine8.7
July 7th, 2007, 06:55 AM
That's very disrespectful. It's one thing to call her unattractive, but calling a female a male is truly disrespectful. Sure, she got muscular arms, but she don't look like a man.

jrmycmpfan
July 8th, 2007, 01:24 AM
Did the thread about Serena's butt get deleted? Haha...

Here's a good pic of Serena's "hot" butt...

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9956/assbt9.jpg

StartDaGame15
July 8th, 2007, 01:36 AM
Did the thread about Serena's butt get deleted? Haha...

Here's a good pic of Serena's "hot" butt...

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9956/assbt9.jpg

Are you positive that that is her?

If so then DAMMMNNN, I could jump in that!

jrmycmpfan
July 8th, 2007, 01:47 AM
Yes its been confirmed that is her.

StartDaGame15
July 8th, 2007, 01:52 AM
That looks sooo delicious.

Dirty Dirk
July 8th, 2007, 08:22 PM
THAT'S NOT SERENA'S butt it's this guys http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Speciali/Interviste/rikishi/05rikishi.jpg
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: no way serena's butt

IVODEM
July 8th, 2007, 11:52 PM
LOL I KNEW IT RIKISHI

GSTK
July 9th, 2007, 04:39 AM
I don't know but her sister Venus is extremely ugly.

Fry Pujols
July 9th, 2007, 08:55 PM
Don't mean to destroy the whole discussin' about Serena being a man in all...But...She plays in womens tennis! So she has to be a woman, but yet, we can say that she looks like a man.

illsmak
July 18th, 2007, 10:01 AM
I had to come here to bump this thread. I want it to say "Serena Williams is a man." on the main page when you scroll down to Tennis Discussion. You guys should also want that, so keep posting!

It always cracks me up when people bring race into her ugliness... because then they stereotype the other way and act like that's what all black women look like. It's like no. Look at her sister, anyway. She is nothing like Serena. And Venus is in really great shape, too. She's still ugly, but... you know.

Don't bring race into ugly. There are ugly people in all races. :)

Peace

-Smak