We will never see..

[GoYanks016]

Barry Bonds bunting
A World Series RING with the word "Boston" on it
Tim Hudson hitting a homer
A major league baseball franchise in Carolina
Pedro Martinez in pinstripes
Derek Jeter playing for the Stinky Sox
Anyhting named "Bartman" in Chicago
David Ortiz getting a triple.
Ichrio getting thrown out at first on a hit to the outfield.
Mo Vaughn bat like Craig Counsell
George Steinbrenner saying "Its okay that you lost"
A Boston-Born person admitting the Sox Suk
Soriano getting more than 5BB in a single season.

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David Ortiz getting a triple.

i think he will get a triple. he had 2 alone last year. and 1 for the previous 2 years.

[Lakers4life714]

LoL ya he probably got those on balls that were questionalbe between errors and hits haha.

I agree with just about all those, but for some reason I think the Red Sox will pull one out this year (or at least get there).

No Im not a redsox fan either.

[Nomahh]

Ortiz got 2 last year. I remember one specificaly. He hit it and like fell on the base. Then Remy started making fun of him. And Ortiz was breathing heavily until the inning was over

[GoYanks016]

This thread is basically a joke, so don't take it seriously.

"A boston-born person admitting the sox suk"

I'm just a few miles away from making that happen.

"Soriano getting 5BB in a season"

He might get INT BB a few times, and then pitchers do horrible against him.

So don't go running around looking for things. I understand why you want to supply me with info, but i could get that myself if i wanted to. I know that Ortiz had gotten more than 2 (yes, 2) triples in his life, but it was a JOKE.

[scottyo118]

You will never see.....

The American League give up the DH
Edgar Martinez winning a gold glove
Nomo pitching a game without walking somebody
A perfect game in Colorado
A home run record not tainted with the Steroid scandal
The Yankees spend less than 150 mil on payroll
The Devil Rays in the World Series
A world series winner with "bullpen by committee"
A season where the Curse is not mentioned in Boston or Chicago
Another player as fat as Cecil Fielder was!!!!!!!!!

[bmorrison]

There has never been a 1-0 game in Coors unless there was one at the end of last year or this year and I missed it. So, a perfect game would be quite a jump.

[Aryma]

There has never been a 1-0 game in Coors unless there was one at the end of last year or this year and I missed it. So, a perfect game would be quite a jump.

I think that Tom Glavine pitched a 1-0 game at Coors once ( Fairly sure ). He also has been envolved if quite a few other low scoring games there too.

[scottyo118]

I was hoping people would be creative enough to post more of
we will never see...

[bigjohn17]

I think Mo Vaughn is fatter than Cecil Fielder

[bigjohn17]

Things we will never see
Yankees not having the highest payroll
A's Having highest Payroll
Yankee Fans admitting the Red Sox are better
Mo Vaughn and Troy Percival sharing a Moluicous sandwich in New York
Yankees winning a World Series after Moneybags Dies
Pedro Staying in boston
Batting champ in Oakland

Goyanks list was better!
I tired

[GoYanks016]

Yankee Fans admitting the Red Sox are better

You can't admit a lie.