Special (dis)abilities for gold/silver/ bronze players

[Bl00d h0und Gang]

Orenthal James Simpson- Cut left, cut right, run like hell.

Randell Cunningham- play art (diagram) doesn't show.
Incapable of reading a playbook. [ W/ Cunningham you have to run around like a guerrilla and throw the ball as hard as you can. And praise god after every 1st down]

Bubby Brister- lose starting job to no- name backup qb


Feel free to add your own.

[2Nyce]

Ummm....there is a thread for this.

[soleshark]

unbelievable! some of you are really bored!!

[buckdaddy]

This is VIRO MARKETING AT IT'S WORST

[Drunknfury xbgl]

Jack Tatum has the (dis)ability to paralyze WRs. Well not sure if thats a DIS ability or rather an ability. Anyways, it fits this thread.

[Bl00d h0und Gang]

Dan Marino- arrogance gives offense a rating decline

Ricky Waters- alligator arms when catching passes in traffic

Archie Manning- fruit of lions made of gold

Gale sayers- build team continuity by befriending all players of a different race

[Bwag505]

O.J. simpson

I did not murder my wife! :this disability crushes his spirt during the game and he goes away and cries because he was sued for somthing he was already proven innocent for....

kinda makes you question the american judicial system huh?

[c-mac22]

OJ Simspon

Black glove-when he has a black glove on he can stiff arm anybody from his experience of stabbing people

[Bakes]

lol

If the glove don't fit you must acquit