KCChiefsMan
August 24th, 2007, 02:23 AM
These rules are to be swarn by, everyone must grab a knife, toothpick, thumbtack or whatever it takes to draw some blood from yourself and then drink your own blood out of your own body while you are swearing to this oath.
These rules have been created by your Ultimate, one stop shop, SIM Champion!
Thank you all for allowing your Ultimate, one stop shop, SIM Champion to grow.
1. If you find yourself running with somedaylight, and you're going to get a bunch of yards...you MUST turn around and only gain about 5 yards.
2. If you can't beat your opponent then said opponent will be subject to system tampering.
3. Passes over 12 yards are UNACCEPTABLE.
4. Runs over 9 yards are UNACCEPTABLE, RB's don't avg 9 yards per carry in real life now do they?
5, Defensive lineman are limited to 1.5 sacks per game each, BUT a limit of 2 d-lineman are only allowed to sack the QB. If you go over that limit and sack my QB with a 3rd d-lineman, or if 1 of 2 d-lineman have more than 1.5 sacks then you will be subject to a game freeze.
6. If you are controlling your ILB for the whole game and if you are doing well with ILB, you MUST switch to FS, if you are successful with FS then you must start to use the SS, then CB then OLB. IF you become successful with all positions you will be subject to an unplug.
7. If it's late in the game and you are down by 4 points and are in FG range, you must attempt field goal.
8. It is UNACCEPTABLE for your QB rating to be above 78.3, if it is above that mark entering the 2nd half you will be subject to an unplug.
9. You must never call an audible, not under any circumstances.
10. Hot Routes are complete and utter cheese.
11. Zone coverages are allowed only and only if you are blitzing both safeties.
12. No running back shall average more than 4.8 yards per carry. If it is above that mark entering the 2nd half than you will be added to the blacklist.
13. All kickoff returns must never go past the 27 yard line, now I'm being extremely generous with this rule. Don't expect this sort of treatment often.
14. Screen passes or passes to the tailback in the flat are never acceptable, not even one time per game.
15. Your auto subs must be set to the maximum, especially for positions which you have a star player. Players need rest in real life and they will have rest in this game too.
16. You must have AT LEAST 3 star offensive lineman, 1 must be gold. I will be kind at let you choose how you spend the other 2. No successful team has EVER been good without a good offensive line, huh?
I will continue to keep everyone up to date on the SIM Rules.
****these rules do not apply to me. I am allowed to do whatever the f(ck I want. I am the champion who continues to grow and I call the shots.***
These rules have been created by your Ultimate, one stop shop, SIM Champion!
Thank you all for allowing your Ultimate, one stop shop, SIM Champion to grow.
1. If you find yourself running with somedaylight, and you're going to get a bunch of yards...you MUST turn around and only gain about 5 yards.
2. If you can't beat your opponent then said opponent will be subject to system tampering.
3. Passes over 12 yards are UNACCEPTABLE.
4. Runs over 9 yards are UNACCEPTABLE, RB's don't avg 9 yards per carry in real life now do they?
5, Defensive lineman are limited to 1.5 sacks per game each, BUT a limit of 2 d-lineman are only allowed to sack the QB. If you go over that limit and sack my QB with a 3rd d-lineman, or if 1 of 2 d-lineman have more than 1.5 sacks then you will be subject to a game freeze.
6. If you are controlling your ILB for the whole game and if you are doing well with ILB, you MUST switch to FS, if you are successful with FS then you must start to use the SS, then CB then OLB. IF you become successful with all positions you will be subject to an unplug.
7. If it's late in the game and you are down by 4 points and are in FG range, you must attempt field goal.
8. It is UNACCEPTABLE for your QB rating to be above 78.3, if it is above that mark entering the 2nd half you will be subject to an unplug.
9. You must never call an audible, not under any circumstances.
10. Hot Routes are complete and utter cheese.
11. Zone coverages are allowed only and only if you are blitzing both safeties.
12. No running back shall average more than 4.8 yards per carry. If it is above that mark entering the 2nd half than you will be added to the blacklist.
13. All kickoff returns must never go past the 27 yard line, now I'm being extremely generous with this rule. Don't expect this sort of treatment often.
14. Screen passes or passes to the tailback in the flat are never acceptable, not even one time per game.
15. Your auto subs must be set to the maximum, especially for positions which you have a star player. Players need rest in real life and they will have rest in this game too.
16. You must have AT LEAST 3 star offensive lineman, 1 must be gold. I will be kind at let you choose how you spend the other 2. No successful team has EVER been good without a good offensive line, huh?
I will continue to keep everyone up to date on the SIM Rules.
****these rules do not apply to me. I am allowed to do whatever the f(ck I want. I am the champion who continues to grow and I call the shots.***