Dixie Normus
August 29th, 2007, 09:31 PM
Good Morning Forum Members, this is your Old buddy RunandP00p.
Since the Forum Moderators keep banning all my accounts for being a walking Summer's Eve pouch with shoes, I have to keep thinking of new clever account names like this one to continue to ruin your experiences both online and in these forums. Please understand...It's not really my fault. My parents were actually brother and sister and regularly shared crack pipes and Jack Daniels nips while playing spin the bottle. That's how I got here.
Anyways, I thought it would be a good idea to try and explain to all of you WHY I do the things I do. I'm sure most of you scratch your heads when you read the garbage I put out and wonder..."How could one human being be so pathetic?" so here's the deal:
I don't have many friends and my job spit shining windshields with my urine doesn't seem to be paying off too well. I only rack in about $11.50 a week in nickles (when the cops aren't harrassing me) which isn't much..but I do like the sound my piggy bank makes when I shake it. It goes.."Cling Cling Clang Chugga Chugga Cling". It's pretty cool when you do it over and over. Makes me feel rich. But anyways...enough about my Bling, I bet you're all wondering HOW I got into playing sports videogames, aren't you?
Well, I was never much of an athlete growing up because I had to change in front of the other boys which was always a challenge. You try dropping your shorts when you're the only hermaphrodite in Texas with an appendage the size of an umbilical cord. It's pretty tough. I never did get to play a down of football since I sucked so bad so I figured...WHY go through all the humiliation of getting ***** and being laughed at for no reason, right? I KNOW!!!! I'll buy a football videogame and show my skills there. PERFECT!!! Now it wont matter if my Kotex makes my cup stick out..I'm in my room. Sweet!
Man let me tell you guys..I play for hours on end. Windshield cleaning is for the birds. Now I have something to do all day while my parents ignore me. The only thing that really sucks about this APF 08 game is...I can't figure out how to win. I've tried everything I know to win a game and I just CAN'T. To make matters worse, the average gamer is whooping me up and down by the end of the first quarter. I hate that. I hated it so much..I spent hour after hour trying to figure out how to pull the plug when I'm losing. I hate losing. I hate sucking (at videogames). Then one day...I figured out how to FREEZE the game so my opponent couldn't win and I wouldn't get a quit. Now I 'm a Modern'Day Einstein. Ben Franklin...Alexander Graham Bell...Thomas Edison...you guys ain't got Sh_t on me. I'm ready to RULE the Online Football World!!!
Now for the master gameplan. I know..I'll come onto the 2K boards and be as annoying as possible and try and convince people I'm the greatest SIM BALLER ALIVE. Yah..that sounds good. I'll just wait til I play all these REAL BALLERS and use my special FREEZE powers to aggrivate them. No one will ever know.
D@MN!!! Someone recorded me Freezing the game!!! What? I'm banned? For what?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I can't take this unfair treatment another day. I'm going to retaliate by telling everyone how to Freeze Glitch the XBox360. I will be the reason people hate Online gaming. I want people to break their consoles and controllers and call for tech help. I want to continue causing havoc on the 2K Boards. This is now my Mission in Life. This is why I was born. I want to have kids and teach them the ways of Jerki.!!! Mwahahahahaha
God my life is pathetic.:(
I think I'll do the world a favor and try and stop a speeding train with my face
Until my new banned account...Take care forum members! And remember...You please, you sneeze. wait...You freeze, I sneeze. no, that's not it. You cheese, extra cheese. Ahh forget it. Gotta go check my notes.
Hope you guys have a better understanding now of why I am the way I am. Take Luck!
xlRunandSh00tlx
Since the Forum Moderators keep banning all my accounts for being a walking Summer's Eve pouch with shoes, I have to keep thinking of new clever account names like this one to continue to ruin your experiences both online and in these forums. Please understand...It's not really my fault. My parents were actually brother and sister and regularly shared crack pipes and Jack Daniels nips while playing spin the bottle. That's how I got here.
Anyways, I thought it would be a good idea to try and explain to all of you WHY I do the things I do. I'm sure most of you scratch your heads when you read the garbage I put out and wonder..."How could one human being be so pathetic?" so here's the deal:
I don't have many friends and my job spit shining windshields with my urine doesn't seem to be paying off too well. I only rack in about $11.50 a week in nickles (when the cops aren't harrassing me) which isn't much..but I do like the sound my piggy bank makes when I shake it. It goes.."Cling Cling Clang Chugga Chugga Cling". It's pretty cool when you do it over and over. Makes me feel rich. But anyways...enough about my Bling, I bet you're all wondering HOW I got into playing sports videogames, aren't you?
Well, I was never much of an athlete growing up because I had to change in front of the other boys which was always a challenge. You try dropping your shorts when you're the only hermaphrodite in Texas with an appendage the size of an umbilical cord. It's pretty tough. I never did get to play a down of football since I sucked so bad so I figured...WHY go through all the humiliation of getting ***** and being laughed at for no reason, right? I KNOW!!!! I'll buy a football videogame and show my skills there. PERFECT!!! Now it wont matter if my Kotex makes my cup stick out..I'm in my room. Sweet!
Man let me tell you guys..I play for hours on end. Windshield cleaning is for the birds. Now I have something to do all day while my parents ignore me. The only thing that really sucks about this APF 08 game is...I can't figure out how to win. I've tried everything I know to win a game and I just CAN'T. To make matters worse, the average gamer is whooping me up and down by the end of the first quarter. I hate that. I hated it so much..I spent hour after hour trying to figure out how to pull the plug when I'm losing. I hate losing. I hate sucking (at videogames). Then one day...I figured out how to FREEZE the game so my opponent couldn't win and I wouldn't get a quit. Now I 'm a Modern'Day Einstein. Ben Franklin...Alexander Graham Bell...Thomas Edison...you guys ain't got Sh_t on me. I'm ready to RULE the Online Football World!!!
Now for the master gameplan. I know..I'll come onto the 2K boards and be as annoying as possible and try and convince people I'm the greatest SIM BALLER ALIVE. Yah..that sounds good. I'll just wait til I play all these REAL BALLERS and use my special FREEZE powers to aggrivate them. No one will ever know.
D@MN!!! Someone recorded me Freezing the game!!! What? I'm banned? For what?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I'll just create a new account.
What? Banned again?
I can't take this unfair treatment another day. I'm going to retaliate by telling everyone how to Freeze Glitch the XBox360. I will be the reason people hate Online gaming. I want people to break their consoles and controllers and call for tech help. I want to continue causing havoc on the 2K Boards. This is now my Mission in Life. This is why I was born. I want to have kids and teach them the ways of Jerki.!!! Mwahahahahaha
God my life is pathetic.:(
I think I'll do the world a favor and try and stop a speeding train with my face
Until my new banned account...Take care forum members! And remember...You please, you sneeze. wait...You freeze, I sneeze. no, that's not it. You cheese, extra cheese. Ahh forget it. Gotta go check my notes.
Hope you guys have a better understanding now of why I am the way I am. Take Luck!
xlRunandSh00tlx