RAP BATTLE IT'S BATH TIMEEEEEE VS NOVA

[bathtime5000]

IT'S BATH TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Wow nice rap. I'll skool you bathtime

[bathtime5000]

MY RAP IS

IT'S BATH TIME
TIME TO WASH YOU UP
AND MAKE SOME CASH
IT'S BATH TIME
IT'S WHINING TIME
CUZ I'M BATH TIME
GET IN DA SHOWA

[SuperNova2K8]

ok...your mama so fat she's fat...PWNED

[SuperNova2K8]

Oh and if you really want to be pwned here ya go...

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of ****.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
****ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them mother****ers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't ****!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, ****! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
*****es on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black ****'s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the **** up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! *****es ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't ****, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this ****ing universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll ****ing win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's **** in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-*** slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-*** thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed *****,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a *** man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for ****-ecstasy,
ten million forms of *** positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and ****a yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will **** you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

[bathtime5000]

YOU SO BAD AT RAPPING NOVA YOU MY ZOVA

[SuperNova2K8]

lol was that your rap? nova you my zova? lol go masterbait

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Your prewritten scripts are hit or miss, just a reminder your whack
A loss is written on ya face, the nine finds an exit sign in ya back
Your wonderin why nobody pays you attention, its cuz ya ******s trash
There's too many characters in this movie, you'll end up in a big cast
I'll rip you with sick incisions so quick your existance thinnin
Does your intuition tell you you're gonna win, that tells me you into-wishin
I'll flip positions, my knife is havin flashbacks, all it sees is deepthroat
But cant locate any remembrance or semblance that ever was this ****** dope

You can't beat me bath time. Even if you try. Or you can't beat Nova.

[SuperNova2K8]

^^^^^^
You cant beat me cuz I write rap songs.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

I free style.....

[jjredick4]

"YOU SO BAD AT RAPPING NOVA YOU MY ZOVA"

thats funny lol

[IVODEM]

lol is it possible to free style on a computer?

[jjredick4]

its called keystyle

[IVODEM]

:o Speak the word...

Edit: I mean Type the word...

[Jordai]

Yo what up guys its me Jordai

I will ball on you all day

I got money flying thru the skies

You see my cash going thru da skies you go to yo momma and she lets you cries

I step on you all day and you can't think of anything to say

Im like "What?" man nicca you bad at this go take a shower and go wash your face

Because you come 10 miles near me yo are too far in my place...

Yo its baaaaaaaatttttthhhhhhhhh time...

[SuperNova2K8]

lol no rapping skills

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Wow Jordai..... It was baaaaad.

[Jordai]

I shuck...

[Crimsion]

Ill Try here we go:

The games tough also hard to beat, i cant sleep 7 days a week.
I stay awake thinking was gunna happen to me when clapping that heat fires back in a fleet
i dont wanna get gunned down who act tough now, i aint back down i see yo *** and heres a mac clown, you gotta listen up homie the world aint a game its real-life and people live for the fame, breath for the money,speak for freedom,fight for the power, every hourglass only holds an hour and we know if we dont speak our minds to the fullest we mine as well give up our movement its like a real youngster comes into the game spitting his flame and eating up all the fame now we know how easy it is to get in but to stay in is the real accomplishment.

Crimsion

[Jordai]

I watch you walkin' down the street, im like man what up with you

Looks like you just got chew

Stop smakin you gum like that man

You need a fan you cool you down

Because when I ball on you, you look like a clown

Uhoh on no its the firetruck and its coming to get you

And you just got f'ed up

Staying out all night looking for a date

You go back home at 8 o'clock and still think its late

Shoot man whats up wit that looks like you like that right there

You just gotta share

Don't gotta go bare with a scare

Do you like to ball on people to make them fr'ight

When I see you do ball Im like its alright

You suck so bad because you look so tall

Man you need some cash because you really stall

You need a doctor to fix you up

Why you do that it look like the all got ~~!! up!

I just hung up the phone on you

You are feeling bloo

Don't treat me like this I already got 6 kids

Me and my girl in the bed, too bad that is already said

You betta like that man you can't face the truth

You got your hair pulled out like a super root...

WHAT!!

[videogame_maddness]

jordai please stop wasting your time typing those words its not even a rap.

i wasted my time reading that lol sorry man

[SmoothTurn2]

why act like i can rap, here is someone who can really spit a verse

"society becomes jealousy
intimacy becomes intensity
say it with a smile like it’s meant to be
and all of a sudden BOOM American family
and I could tell when you’re mad at your past
because you tend to take them turns just a little too fast
I could tell how you pushed your foot on the gas
that you already knew that you was gonna finish last
slow it down and take a little time
to look up at them clouds with that fake silver lining
up in a tree knowin dam well you’ll never reach the top
but you don’t stop.. you keep climbing
well O-K it’s settled
no more nights in this weed and thorn infested metal
uh uh from this day forth only forward I pedal
get the memo I’m cutting the strings Geppetto
shuffle the cards and let’s argue
rooted in between the computer games and cartoons
stop it watch us all get lost
between God and a shot of scotch
let’s get fly"

"They want us to fight but we just wanna get high
Work all day all night tryin to get fly
When I get some money imma buy me some time
I cant fight your war until I’m finished with mine"

Atmosphere "Get Fly" second verse

[SuperNova2K8]

lol you still suck jordai

[Jordai]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. ..................