Rap Thread for People who come to the Franchise Section

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Since everyone in this section likes rappin so much, game here.

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[ATL Jones Bro3]

Whos to say, the tha oy DCK
And come up in here, and kil lyall ngaz today
cuz i dont play
i come up wit day AK-47 today
its no profussion
or illusion
I bring retrebution
cuz you grusome
cuuz im the hottest around
the hottest in town
i own the crown
you try to beat me you already down
yo you gotta wack verse
you know yo rymes gonna die out here
I'll get the herse
i know all you ngaz wanna know my name
Im Dwyane
and i am da mane
you see me in da club but baby i dont dance
not that i cant theres a pistol in my pants
but ill do my dance
just give me my chance
i se you try to prance
i be takin risks like throwin a hail mary
my rymes are scary
cuz my flow is insane
you betta gaurd ya brain
cuz im off da chain

[Lupe]

lmao.............

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Exactly. So good its scary.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Oh and if you really want to be pwned here ya go...

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of ****.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
****ing you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them mother****ers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't ****!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, ****! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
*****es on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black ****'s thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the **** up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! *****es ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't ****, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this ****ing universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll ****ing win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's **** in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-*** slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-*** thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed *****,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a *** man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for ****-ecstasy,
ten million forms of *** positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and ****a yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will **** you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!

He stole this mess :rotfl:


heres a link to it....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH8b5ruc_-E

[rh6 and dtrain]

lol, you have some natural talent ATL, ou can't teach that.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

thanks lol...

[SmoothTurn2]

again i dont rap, but here is another verse from a friend of a friend...

The way she listen to what the mc said
She might as well plug the RCA cords into her head
Taking that into consideration at the center of creation
Cats still criticize my frustration raps

Well off he goes, coming cop some flows
Cross your toes and hopes that I don't climb you like an obstacle
Mission impossible, fishing in the kitchen sink
Ya'll fall for anything so what you think this kid will bring

Poker face, let me hold my place
The name is safe as Slug, but you, you can call me stoker ace
Open invitation to catch today's ejaculation all across the front
of your pretty little apron

This goes to those that own a mouth full of Sean's load
Thanks for starting, now you're barking down the wrong road
Sacrifice plays a part in grabbing mics
from now to the afterlife I'll continue passion-like

I love this fcking whor with all my heart
And ain't nobody gonna stop me from doing my part
It gave me life, it saved me life, it raised me right
So slide sholder slide and please hand over that mic

"One of a Kind" -Atmosphere aka Slug

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Heres a short verse....

I feel the lyrics runnin through my mind
Is it that time
Time to run my grind
or would that be a crime
i hear the beatin of a chime
i see it actin out like a mime
it seems to me thats its a grime

but we dont try and front
we dont eva do that stupid stund
i wont neva smoke that blunt
it make you lungs small like a runt
or small like a bunt
so i will try and shunt
that really stupid stunt.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

I feel it hurtin in my head
i dont know if im dead
all te tears that have shed
all the blood that i have bled
all of the red
i try keep make it a prevention
but its turns into an extintion
then we all fight to as much much as an extetenintion
and that leds us to extenction

[youngone0600]

Iight check this

I was gettin some head
matter of fact i was gettin some neck
her throught wasnt long so i came in her chest
whhen it come to doin surgery this girls brain is the best
ohhhhhh weeeeee call me weezy i'm so nasty
no long hair but girl come touch me
naw i aint omarion but u can come touch me.

[Jordai]

Yo I suck at this
I make myself ****
I think im gonna mess up this another time
And you people just think I can't rap a ryhme
Yo see me driving my cab down tha street
Im playing my best beat
I got my spina's
They goin' backwa's
You get so jellus
I just yell on us
Why you spit a verse like that
All it is, is coming out spat
Man you betta stop because you so bad
You make me kidna sad
Of course yo big fat momma get kinda glad
She can't do nottin' she so dumb
She can't even think of a sum
I ball on you all day
Don't bother standing up
All you do is say 'sup'
I watch my Titans
You do yo dance
I make you look like you is in France
I do my quaterback sneek
Yo can't do that sh-t
You do not only spit
But you always take a sh--t
Man stop licking everywhere you so sad
But man you make me so mad
Yo you need to break a crime
I don't hear any whisltes or chimes
I see tho's cops comin'
They seen me runnin'
Im out of here fasta than a man gunnin'
Im gunnin' yo down like Santa on his sleigh
I put in the celler every-everyday

...Sorry.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

I got rythems just goin
smooth like im in a canoe rowin
i here the beat growin
its time i should be showin
that my rappin skills are flowin
they make ya brian wreck and i gotta be towin
my gold around my neck its glowin
cuz errbody be knowin
im the king of vocalizin...

[Jordai]

Im going to rap about sports...

So man Im runnin' down that court
Like D-Wade streakin up and down thats my sport
I dunk on you like Shaq and then I go home and I come right back
I hit a fastball goin' a hundred and two and I hit it out of da park back in the year of 64' and just did that right now just like I did befo'
I make a td, sco' a field goal and eva were I go im on the sport centa show
I make coach K go insane and he look at me like im in his brain
Dicky-V can say anything and gives me chills and I go back to my dorm and give him my 25 foota' and give him the cold blooded shilles'
Again I ball on you all day
That is what I say
I got no Hibachi in me
I have anything but that
Thats what I say
I hit a homer like J-Bay
Uhuh Michigan can't win becuz it is a sin
L-Carr get fire and Wies so bad
I just go ball on them and juss make 'em sad
Norte No is so not good
I just beat them up in my hood

...

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

This thread is sooooooooooo awkward!

[jjredick4]

my turn :)

what the **** you thinkin', i'ma start swingin'
& i won't be missin', every punch be hittin'
thats right 'g', i want you to fight me
i'm not likely, to take this sht lightly
i'm not even at my height b
but thats alright see, i just might be
toyin' whichya mind just to see what i can find
we can go 1 on 1 anytime
line for line - rhyme for rhyme
***** i'll make you mine

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Neva eva come down to ma hood
cuz if you should
i pop yo azz real good
you stand no chance when you see me up in dis stop
you got no rants rs raves cuz my lyrics too hot
gone n stay and rot
while i go n fck ya wife
you try me you you may be losin ya life
witta knife or a glock
i will shoot you azz and ill mock you
ill jock you n rock you
you ladies gonna be runnin up to me
cuzi get mo azz den a toliet seat
and they love the way that i bounce ma beats
its like i gotta full set of video game cheats
cuz im so good, im so hood
you should get you crew
we will kill all of you
now this is the end of the rap but not ma career
i hear my ma fans screamin encore encore wit a cheer

[Jordai]

Yo neva step inside my hood
It is too good for you, Understood?
Never look at me with that face
I just told you walla go, this is my place!
Never touch my girl
I will give you a whirl
You be spining in a swirl
Yo not allowed inside
I just say this again...
You just neva win
I ball on you everyday
You can't even think of a word to say
M-Town so good
I got ho's in tha bed
Too bad grandma that has already been said
Never mess wit' me
Do you see?
Never touch me or even look at me
Just look up north and just go ahead and pee

...

[ghouse522]

Ima spit this rhyme real easy
ya raps make people go to bed
like they sleepy
I dont play you must be g.ay coming in my face
i got one question are you dumb matter fact I think you just a bum I cant be beat
cuz the only thing you beating is ya m.eat
yea I said it what ya gon do I can get voilent and put that tool on you
When it comes to the rap game im the quickest,
im the sickest and i promise you if you play with me you will get stiches while ya in the hospital ill be getting number from all of ya b.i.tch.es
haha its funny that you so wack man ill rip this again bring that beat back matter fact i dont need a beat just give me the mic and let me feast
You a clown play with me i turn ya smile upside down leave ya laying on the ground
This is gon end this freestyling session you should be lucky i wrote this cuz its a blessing

[youngone0600]

Just somethin short

I had a dream i woke u in heavan in reality hell is my stompin grounds
God said he could help me but like Alexis i was lost and never found
R.I.P to LaLa,2pac,and Biggie
I hope to see none of yaw in the hot zone wit me
they told me a special place is reseved for me so when i get to hell i dont need a key
i keep goin i'm the MIL town vetren Allen,Karrem,or big dog aint got ****** on me.

[Marlinsfan99]

ATL is the best rapper here followed by youngone

[jjredick4]

i'm caucasian & still ****in' amazin'
this aint a conversation its a ****in' envasion
so you can't come-back wit no dumb-rap
i run-rap, stick in you like a thumb-tack
now run-back & get your back-up
or keep your trap-shut, your wack-what
keep talkin' that dumb-****, & you better run-*****
i'm on top of the summit makin' you plummit
i'm sayin' i'm number one-*****
my name ain't Nelly but tell me who better
i'm hot-**** gettin' that new cheddar
now stop-it quit trynna talk-****
you know i'm hot-***** i ain't gonna flop-*****
i stop to cop that hot-****
you know i'm rockin', keepin' this **** poppin'
i'm not stoppin' or floppin' now hop-in
the bandwagon, i mean hop on wutever same thing
hell-no ****in' wit me & i'll hit you wit my elbow
everyone can tell-no one likes-you
you're a ***** *** & a dyke-too
okay we can fight right-there
damn you smellin' like some rotten dyke-hair
i'm tellin' you fight-fair
i guess i don't really care cause i'm off the chain
mayne i'm numba one in the game, know wut i'm sayin'
oh-no, i'll kill you goin' in slow-mo
call the popo, i just murdered you lyrically like i was Loso
**** you better know-so, you lookin' like a hobo
you ****in' wit the wrong person, i'ma have ta hurt em
after i'm done wit you, you'll hurt-awhile
cause i'm so damn versatile
you lost-it, better stop-it
lyricaly you better be fearin'-me
are you hearin'-me you can't ****in' beat me
i'm sick like Cassidy freestylin' on Rap-City

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

MOST AWKWARD THREAD EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carmelo Anthony]

i'm about to kill this----

yo yo yo yo
the fat cat,
sat on da mat,
right next to the big black,
baseball bat.

WHAT?!

[Marlinsfan99]

LMAO :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

STILL AWKWARD!!!

[Marlinsfan99]

I know you like the song
I have the power
but yesterday
you ***ed the midget form Austin powers!

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

Rhyming power with powers, quite the rapper you are...

STILL AWKWARD!

but that rap by JJReddick4 was mad fresh...

[jjredick4]

thanx man...

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

I can out-rap any of you any day of the week,

Still awk-a-ward though...

[jjredick4]

lol.......

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

Ok heres my rap,

Yo yo yo yo yo yo
bat, cat, rat, tap, chap, tack,
due, sue, zoo, clue, boo, shoe
tick, sick, Nick, Rick, chick, tic
man, dam, sham, yam, tam, pam
ay, bay, shay, day WHAT?!

Man, you cna't handle this.

[jjredick4]

now that **** could go platinum

[Hurley_2]

yo ATl you better clean your act up real quick
talk to me when you finally.... grow ****ing a ****

***** please, why do you act all hardcore?
when you sit home and make chises on a message board

listen little man your a ****ing disgrace
I hope one day you get jumped and puched in the ****ing face

[Hurley_2]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ thats for making this thread

[Marlinsfan99]

yo ATl you better clean your act up real quick
talk to me when you finally.... grow ****ing a ****

***** please, why do you act all hardcore?
when you sit home and make chises on a message board

listen little man your a ****ing disgrace
I hope one day you get jumped and puched in the ****ing face
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :rotfl: Thats great

[Hurley_2]

ya i dont rap it just kind of started tying it as a jooke cuz ATl is a little punk

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

Ok heres my real rap

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo
Cheese like to tease
birds like chirp
milk is like silk
Tickets are lick pickets
What?! you can't handle that.......word

[Carmelo Anthony]

Ok heres my rap,

Yo yo yo yo yo yo
bat, cat, rat, tap, chap, tack,
due, sue, zoo, clue, boo, shoe
tick, sick, Nick, Rick, chick, tic
man, dam, sham, yam, tam, pam
ay, bay, shay, day WHAT?!

Man, you cna't handle this.
dude. you totally stole my idea. even the "WHAT?!" thats low.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

ya i dont rap it just kind of started tying it as a jooke cuz ATl is a little punk
Ok nga please
why you getttin on da net
tryin to talk shet
why dont we make a bet
if you think you can touch me in a battle rap
then lets make this clear in set
if i lose, you choose
what i do or what i get
but if you go down we get to clown you everyday
so please nga try me dawg and getta fckin life
cuz what the hell you tryin to do
bash people on the net?
nga getta life or getta knife and kill yaself tonight.

[Hurley_2]

ok nga I TOLD YOU I DONT SIT ON THE MESSAGAE BOARD and rap and think of lines for hours like you, ......and havve a life????!!! are you serious right now you spend your whole day playing video games and sitting on this website.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Ok, lemme start dis sht off

Hurley, Girly, Sherly, i dotn give fck who ya are
ill ill pop you so hard you ghone getta scare fa life
if you run up, ima shank ya wit knife
but its in ya mind it is an illusion
you betta get outta here cuz you already losin
you betta start choosin
how you wanna be burried
cuz when ya die i wont cry
just me and yo girl is gonna get married
now quit sniff that fairy dust
cuz all you is is lust
and you mommas *****? its just a bunch of crust.
now please leave or you gonna get killt
dont worry, ill have ya grave built.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

ok nga I TOLD YOU I DONT SIT ON THE MESSAGAE BOARD and rap and think of lines for hours like you, ......and havve a life????!!! are you serious right now you spend your whole day playing video games and sitting on this website.
Accually, it takes me bout 5 minutes to do those raps.... Cuz im natrual....

And you the one who needs a life comin on a forum and tryin to start and dis people.

My life is fine.. I gotta girl, i play sports, well ill play again when my ACL helas up in bout 2-3 weeks....

Well i hope you have fun tryin to be cool on the message board :thumbsup:

[Hurley_2]

alright bro what you like 12 you sit definitley sit on this board every day you have like 4,000 posts since July, and you have a girl are you for a real, your cool, i called you out becase your the one that tries to act hard core on a message board, by making a rap thread on a sports website :thumbsup:

[ATL Jones Bro3]

14.....
4000 posts is bout 30 min a day on this
i do have a girl
and how do i act hard???

[Hurley_2]

you know what i already know who you are in the real world your this little punk that has no life and makes himself seem cooler than he actually is on a message board, im not even going to fight with you anymore becasue just listening to you makes me feel bad.

peace.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

OMG im crying off that.. Ill never get over it!!

You arnt even saying anything. You are probally "The Little Punk" who makes himself seem cooler on a message boards.

If i have no life, then why do i have a girlfriend, play sports, go to the movies, and just have fun??? You just really need to get over the fact that i do have a life.... So if you wanna start trouble on a message board, then your the one eith no life.

I may not be "The Perfect Person" but i do have a life. Maybe you'll learn how to act mature one day...

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

you know what i already know who you are in the real world your this little punk that has no life and makes himself seem cooler than he actually is on a message board, im not even going to fight with you anymore becasue just listening to you makes me feel bad.

peace.OMG im crying off that.. Ill never get over it!!

You arnt even saying anything. You are probally "The Little Punk" who makes himself seem cooler on a message boards.

If i have no life, then why do i have a girlfriend, play sports, go to the movies, and just have fun??? You just really need to get over the fact that i do have a life.... So if you wanna start trouble on a message board, then your the one eith no life.

I may not be "The Perfect Person" but i do have a life. Maybe you'll learn how to act mature when your balls drop....


Hmm.......yeahh,.......I'm gonna go over he now...

[ATL Jones Bro3]

^^what??? im not sure yo worded that right.... Im gonna go over he now????

[ATL Jones Bro3]

and if anyone just wants to know why he doesnt liek me is because i said

"Not the best chise ive ever seen but looks great!! I follow"

...

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

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[ATL Jones Bro3]

WTF?????????

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

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[ATL Jones Bro3]

Money???????

[Mr.Clutch_Knicks12]

Cookie??????!!!!???

[ATL Jones Bro3]

ok????????????

[bockaemonkae]

This ATL rap is crap, Hes gonna have to pick up the scraps
I ain't gonna lie i like teh pie.
You gota problem go tell a Chittaden bank worker.

Yeah boi Yeah boi Yeah boi.

You wearing dem shoes when i go over and eat a cookie
You look like a stupid puwuki
That just happened.
Like Reggie Bush ala Sheldon Brown
Like Dallas Clark ala Tarnard Jackson
Like Matt Ryan ala guy from Clemson
Like that huge diss by Hurley
Like that girl in math class.....Good times good times
SPONGEBOB PWNS WHAT?????? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

[ATL Jones Bro3]

I so good
im so straight
you so fake
im so hood

[Crimsion]

"Im like a legit criminal doing dirt in the underground, all yall n***as looking at who run it now, ye ye get your umbrella's out"

Now on top of that its like i be making a snowflake, a snowflake? n***a i be pushing that white weight, if you don't know act like you do or get hit with the K or an automatic Uz. Like Clip after Clip i be hitting your Sh*t, blackout out on the cold pavement, now you flash back to the better days where you and your boys wasn't clutching them thangs but when you draining them thangs on the B-Ball court, you'd be there after school reppin your sport, you thought well....... i want to shine so i best go out and get mine, grab a tech 9 and light up some kids well now look at what that did.

It didnt help you at all now you holding your ball's acting gangsta but never reppin at all now just check how i ball n***a i sip that lean, i hit you with that combination and make your eyes bleed, I am grinding for mine holding work all the time, getting cake, graspin 9's and getting hit for my shine, but now its my time my work my hood my dirt my n***a's repping to the fullest, Are you hurt?

"Im like a legit criminal doing dirt in the underground, all yall n***as looking at who run it now, ye ye get your umbrella's out"

[bockaemonkae]

This is for my boy soulja

http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb164/doodle_041/Spiderman3.jpg

[Crimsion]

Lol "We dont superman no hoe, he just spiderman that hoe"

[imahussla]

slash dash cut anutha whole in yo ***

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Scary movie 1 son!!! I love dat movie.

[Marlinsfan99]

Bock WTF is a puwukki? accept you dont know how to rap

[Keep it Rel]

You nicca im up in dis sht
you betta not try and grab no dck :eek:
i cut my breads off and the waves will make ya seasick
yeah boy im walkin wit Angels
but i had to earn my stripes like i played wit da Bangals
but my lyrics be so hot
ya woman be so not
cuz nicca i know you soft as butta
you aint neva been a fighta
so quit frontin as ya mutha...

[Keep it Rel]

im the hottest MC
you eva gone see
as good as it be
betta than Masta P
now when you walk to my hood
actin all cocky and hood
you aint even day good
so please leavin my block
or we bust ya azz wit a glock
what the fauk???
still aint leave?
we choke you so long you wont be able to breath
now you done

[Keep it Rel]

We fly high, no lie, you know dis, BALLIN!!!!!!!!!!

Crank dat homeless man....

YOOUU Gemme 50 cent
YOOOOUUU gemme 30 cent...

****** da cops....

[bockaemonkae]

Keep it rel step down son this is where the fun is done.
You do those ****ty raps when i be smokn da crack.
You acting like you all tough, I think you a smuck.
Im the Godfather of these boards and you dont forget.
Or ill go over and call you a ***get.
If you dont dig these rhymes ill frick you like a tree.
Ill act like a dog and go pee, On you.
Ill tie you in a bow Ill beat you up like a mofo.
You think you all that? well im looking at your scat.
You can even spell, Im rining you like a fricken bell.
I dont even believe im rapping with you.
Cuz i think you a stupid jew.
I may not be a black guy, i may even be kinda shy, but...
If you call me a *****, you better bring all you got cuz...

ILL SQUISH YOU LIKE AN APRICOT...

[Jordai]

This is the birthday song
Its not very long...

I own

[ATL Jones Bro3]

You cocky?
I bust dem thangs den slopy
i see yo girl wearin them jeans that show ha butt crack
ma girls cant wear that
why?
thats were my dck at
cuz aint nobody fckn me man
im the man
i meen my chain so fly you cant mtch dat
you tryin to get so absratic?
get ya life back.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Chaimillionaire is off da chain look...

Not hanging around that corner, I'm chasing and trying to fold a
Whole stack I stay on my grind, when it's hot our or even colder
Yeah you know the color, denying it if they told ya
That I am not just a client mayn, I am the biggest roller
When it come to that paper, that paper be like my partna
My paper ain't never heard, the fat lady sing at the opera
Sitting low in that dropper, on top of the mono-block
Ya can't let all the hating stop ya, what would you be on the block for
Grinding, that's the reason yeah that's the reason you breathing
If that ain't nowhere around me, then that's the reason I'm leaving
Gotta go get my G's and, show em it ain't a problem
If you'd just get off your bottom, then you'll be saying I got em
Get it like me, maybe live near to see
While the people mad at your habit, beginning to be
Such a nusense but we, are as real as could be
And real recognize real, but you looking different to me

[Jordai]

What up
My name is Jordai
You hear what I say?
They look at me like they wont to be heard but they just say 'no way!'
I ballin on you on the corna'
I hang on ya shouljer
I make it so cold
You can't even get a hold
Because im so freak'n bold
Because you just got sold
OOO yeah I just thrash you
Like D-Wade
Get up so many times
And it is my turn to so some shines
Don't get in a bind
Becuz yo just see me shine
My spinners are so fine
I make you a major cline
Yo tryin to but a block on me
But thats sumthin I cannot see
Yo juss got stung by a big black bee

[Hartland Gators]

a yo this everyone out there asking stupid questions "Mike how are you so good in APF how do you maintain?"I smoke weed to the main frame like my room between my two lips I got the blunt stains sensitive like how I am to r-a-p-e vitims roll two joints then I lick them CRazy this weed is hella proper freestyle interviews don't need a teleprompter tight jeans I dress to impress money's for the b*tches weed is for the stress ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananaanananana don't tell Mikey to hit that LALALALA oh well stacking money by the millions
It's a bird it's a plane no It's Mikey Chilliams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananananana don't tell Mikey to hit that lalalalala oh well me thinks me smell the icky the green in my bedroom sure smells sticky weeknoons @ 3 how many b*tches wanna get with me 1b*tch 2b*tch 3 b*tch 4 f*ck this city b*tch knocking at my door old b*tch and the one with my beading silva brown give me a psychic reading ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananaanananana don't tell Mikey to hit that LALALALA oh well me thinks me smell the icky the green in my bedroom sure smells sticky

[IsaiahNWK24]

a yo i got more spots than a cheetah
more franklins then aretha
go downtown and cop some sneakers
my kicks stay raw like sex with no condoms
to take a big dog will be no problem
i got n*ggaz dat will stab u in the back of the hump
leave yo a** bleeding to death in the back of the trunk
i got traffic like jewels they never stay on cover
they like pants we'll never see u with em on in the summer
man i done told yall,stackz will fold yall
multiple clips and hallowtips will turn ya stomach into coldslaw



im the best rapper on these boards.lol

[ATL Jones Bro3]

No you not isiah. I rain suppreme.

You hear my deaf ryemes
you think im on prime time
but im only worth a dime
cuz i aint make it big time
but you see me on da big screen
see me livin da big dream
you be hatin
you see me wit the ladies in the club we all be datin
but, that aint the whole story
i don't rap for glory or fame
i rap for all those people who feel like their life is a shame
sometimes i feel the same
but that aint my game
cuz i raise yall up
i give you the courage and might
to try yo skillz on a mic
i came where yall from
i wasn't born a star
i wasn't born wit dis car
i work my way to the top and i plan on stayin
i don't care what none of yall be sayin.

[ATL Jones Bro3]

All with the same ryme here

Yo im feelin my flow
like im workin or cardio
im at the big show
i think you already know
that i know how to go
i know how i row
cuz thats the way i fck yo ho.e
look bro
i get you girl puzzy and mow
it down cuz she my ho.e
and she know dat fo sho

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Packing the third eye rush you it's cyclopse
They trade in their high tops for night sized Withe rocks
Words in my right they pass my left ear
It's solid decked out write the books for next year

THAT WUZ HOT!

[IsaiahNWK24]

a lil verse


a yo..i dont even need money to make the bank stop
its the uzi that will leave more holes in u than a jamaican tanktop
we sting nigg*z like hornets,with the 50 milimeter
with the m6 on it,which one of yall cowards want it
i always been the nigg*a to listen when yall conversate
im stackz when im on the block and im stackz when im outta state

[ATL Jones Bro3]

My nine is limpin ya six deep when i spray rounds
Hit you with 12 shots in mid air and four more on the way down
The eight straight strays to a kid's hair on the playground
You lay down on a stretcher don't get carried away now
No pun intended snapped out of your whip
And leave it un-attended before i whip out this gun and hit it

Thats another money verse....

[Hartland Gators]

a yo this everyone out there asking stupid questions "Mike how are you so good in APF how do you maintain?"I smoke weed to the main frame like my room between my two lips I got the blunt stains sensitive like how I am to r-a-p-e vitims roll two joints then I lick them CRazy this weed is hella proper freestyle interviews don't need a teleprompter tight jeans I dress to impress money's for the b*tches weed is for the stress ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananaanananana don't tell Mikey to hit that LALALALA oh well stacking money by the millions
It's a bird it's a plane no It's Mikey Chilliams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananananana don't tell Mikey to hit that lalalalala oh well me thinks me smell the icky the green in my bedroom sure smells sticky weeknoons @ 3 how many b*tches wanna get with me 1b*tch 2b*tch 3 b*tch 4 f*ck this city b*tch knocking at my door old b*tch and the one with my beading silva brown give me a psychic reading ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nananaanananana don't tell Mikey to hit that LALALALA oh well me thinks me smell the icky the green in my bedroom sure smells sticky
Awwww man I tore it up lol
:rotfl:

[theshiznetno1]

Yo Yo Yo
check check check
I'm the mother freakin man
And my name ain't stan
No, I won't shake your hand
Look how tall I stand
I roll my big wheel
Right down the big hill
Gimmie some cornbread wit some corn meal
Cuz I got so much I don't need to steal
Holler at your boy
Cuz the milk I like ain't soy
You can't play me like a toy
Cuz I'm the master like Leeroy


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Killed it, killed it!!!!!

[theshiznetno1]

Put my name in that poll, #1 baby!

[IsaiahNWK24]

here go a lil NBA rap


yo,yall already know i dont care if u a hater
cuz i stay with my HEAT,like when shaq left the LAKERS
yea everybody know who Kobe dropped 81 against
but the real stat was the motherfuc*ing shot attempts
tell me that im wrong ill smack u in ya face a lil harder
make a teardrop cum down ya face like my name Tony Parker
or slam on ya as* like my name is Vince Carter
i dont care if your Yao Ming size or even taller
everybody know that i am a baller
im not Ray Allen but dat jumper is all water
i play 2K8 but i aint no video game
i played for like 8 teams but i aint Mike James
I hope that my lakers wound up and bring shaq back
i won 9 rings but i aint Red Auerbach(R.I.P)
i am a Highflyer but im not Josh Smith
im like Jason Kidd,just blow dat as* a kiss
u know my crossover like A.I
once i hit u with it,u gon be walkin like a ga'y guy
now i got all yall girls wanna hold me
do i look confused cuz i know im not Kobe
I wanna stay,I wanna go
D-League star like Pape Sow
im done ATLjonesbro
im not Reggie Miller but I gotta Go

[Jordai]

here go a lil NBA rap


yo,yall already know i dont care if u a hater
cuz i stay with my HEAT,like when shaq left the LAKERS
yea everybody know who Kobe dropped 81 against
but the real stat was the motherfuc*ing shot attempts
tell me that im wrong ill smack u in ya face a lil harder
make a teardrop cum down ya face like my name Tony Parker
or slam on ya as* like my name is Vince Carter
i dont care if your Yao Ming size or even taller
everybody know that i am a baller
im not Ray Allen but dat jumper is all water
i play 2K8 but i aint no video game
i played for like 8 teams but i aint Mike James
I hope that my lakers wound up and bring shaq back
i won 9 rings but i aint Red Auerbach(R.I.P)
i am a Highflyer but im not Josh Smith
im like Jason Kidd,just blow dat as* a kiss
u know my crossover like A.I
once i hit u with it,u gon be walkin like a ga'y guy
now i got all yall girls wanna hold me
do i look confused cuz i know im not Kobe
I wanna stay,I wanna go
D-League star like Pape Sow
im done ATLjonesbro
im not Reggie Miller but I gotta Go

That there sir...Was watter like a Ray Allen Jumpa'.

[Jordai]

Whats up its me
I bet you never ever have seen
I got my bling
You can't sing

HALL'A!

[MichaelPittman32]

ROFLMAO at this thread. utters in disappointment.

[theshiznetno1]

I think it's hilarious, that is it's purpose right? Comedy? Uh oh, or were you guys actually serious......

[Jordai]

^^ Whoa...Uhm...

IDK!

[IsaiahNWK24]

lol...i hope u all werent serious....the whole time i was tryna be funny,rapping of the top of the dome

[VSaraiva]

I think it's hilarious, that is it's purpose right? Comedy? Uh oh, or were you guys actually serious......
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: I was thinking the same thing

[Xx Yankee xX]

This should be in the music section....

All of you guys are crazy.

How old are all of you? :eek:

[IsaiahNWK24]

im 14 my nigg

[Carmelo Anthony]

I like big butts and I cannot lie
It's something that I can't deny

[Xx Yankee xX]

:rotfl:

I cant help but laugh at this dumb thread.


If you cant rap, dont even try and make a rap.


That is all im going to say....

[bockaemonkae]

yo yankee is right yo yo He is the new mcspanky (JIMMY NEUTRON) Burger

[Jordai]

I think bock has gotten more wierder...

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Its ya boy Carter
yall thin kthink you harder then me?
naw nga cuz im the #1 top MC
ya you front on me
you so fake and im so real
cuz im grindin 24/7 i cant put on the breaks so you get behind the wheel
Im ready to fight im willin to shank ya
get it right wit my knife im throw my chain up
I bang you wit bangas you don't got work wit the stainless
cuz im the champ im the K.I.N.G
you know you messin wit a true MC
so next time you see me walkin down the block
you better not try try czu i pul lmy pistol liike co.ck co.ck BOOM

[ATL Jones Bro3]

Yo Ladies wantin to chat
but al lwe wanna know where da party at
hugs from the honeys
pounds from the roughnecks
see my man marlinsfan that i knew fro mthe projects
hassan had beef
asked me if i had my piece
sure do 2 22's in my shoes
it don't take nothin but frontin for me to start somethin
buckin and buckin like i was duck huntin
look at that girl in the back lookin rightous
in the tight dress
i think i might jus
hit her wit a little Carter 101
becauase later, we gonna have lil bit of fun

HOT

[ATL Jones Bro3]

I order 1 bottle
and i fck wit one model
then i order more bottles
then i got more models....

HOT LINE

[BoSox18]

Whos to say, the tha oy DCK
And come up in here, and kil lyall ngaz today
cuz i dont play
i come up wit day AK-47 today
its no profussion
or illusion
I bring retrebution
cuz you grusome
cuuz im the hottest around
the hottest in town
i own the crown
you try to beat me you already down
yo you gotta wack verse
you know yo rymes gonna die out here
I'll get the herse
i know all you ngaz wanna know my name
Im Dwyane
and i am da mane
you see me in da club but baby i dont dance
not that i cant theres a pistol in my pants
but ill do my dance
just give me my chance
i se you try to prance
i be takin risks like throwin a hail mary
my rymes are scary
cuz my flow is insane
you betta gaurd ya brain
cuz im off da chain

roflmfao... you suck haha

[WikiDBZSports]

Welcome To Good Burger Home Of The Good Burger May I Take Your Order

[Carmelo Anthony]

Welcome to Franchise Central, home of WikiDBZSports, may I take your order?