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July 4th, 2008, 02:29 PM
Houston Chronicle
Cleveland Browns Fans Go Just Far Enough
By: Joshua Miller
Although the police have arrested the parties involved in the kidnapping of the entire Cleveland Browns team, it seems they may still get their demands.
Tired of cheering for the worst team in the NFL year after year, a confirmed 379 fans assaulted Cleveland Browns Stadium Friday afternoon when the Browns were practicing. Their chants of "You Suck! You Suck!" could be heard 3 blocks away. If fact, three blocks away two police officers visiting their local Duncan Donuts heard the chants and, after ordering 3 dozen donuts, went to investigate.
"We knew immediately who they were yelling at" said Casey Taggart, one of the police officers who alerted the rest of the department of the rampage.
When questioned, long time Browns fan Brett Cunningham said "We're tired of being the laughing stock of the entire country! We demand a free draft, so all teams will be made equal!"
After the NFL Players Association expressed its concern for the safety of its players, mainly for members of the Oakland Raiders and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchises, it seems the rioting fans will get their wish. On Monday September 24, at 9:00 am all players currently licensed with the NFL will be placed in a singular pool for a forty-nine round draft.
Heres hoping the Texans can do better than 6 - 10 this year.
Cleveland Browns Fans Go Just Far Enough
By: Joshua Miller
Although the police have arrested the parties involved in the kidnapping of the entire Cleveland Browns team, it seems they may still get their demands.
Tired of cheering for the worst team in the NFL year after year, a confirmed 379 fans assaulted Cleveland Browns Stadium Friday afternoon when the Browns were practicing. Their chants of "You Suck! You Suck!" could be heard 3 blocks away. If fact, three blocks away two police officers visiting their local Duncan Donuts heard the chants and, after ordering 3 dozen donuts, went to investigate.
"We knew immediately who they were yelling at" said Casey Taggart, one of the police officers who alerted the rest of the department of the rampage.
When questioned, long time Browns fan Brett Cunningham said "We're tired of being the laughing stock of the entire country! We demand a free draft, so all teams will be made equal!"
After the NFL Players Association expressed its concern for the safety of its players, mainly for members of the Oakland Raiders and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchises, it seems the rioting fans will get their wish. On Monday September 24, at 9:00 am all players currently licensed with the NFL will be placed in a singular pool for a forty-nine round draft.
Heres hoping the Texans can do better than 6 - 10 this year.