Big Boys Tournament [Archive]

amid

October 19th, 2008, 07:21 AM

In honor of the 'Real Men of Genius'...

The real big men who are big and proud...
and proud they're big.

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It's the Big Boys Tournament

A fun 4 team tournament (just a 1 or 2 game commitment)
A little time 4 a ton of fun.
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ALL 11 CAPs must meet the BIG physical characteristics as follows:

5’ 6” (must be min. ht.)
405 lbs (must be max. wt.)
Body type: fat (required)
Muscle tone: flabby (required)

If you can’t run with the BIG boys…

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Legend difficulty… just 5 minutes quarters

Sim rules apply: You know what they are.

Fun team and player names are encouraged.

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TEAM BUILD GUIDELINES:
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Build your team anyway you'd like as follows:

Gold players will be 3 abilities (no 4 or 5 ability CAPs)

The following Attributes/Combinations may NOT be used:

Route God
Workhorse
Branching tackles
Speed Burner + Breakaway Burst (you can choose 1)
Cadence
Signal Stealer
Stamina

Speed burner is limited to 1 player on offense and 1 player on defense

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The Big Prize:

The winner of the tournament will receive 5 Burger Bucks (You can buy 2 Whoopers with cheese!)

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If there is interest... the first 8 to post your teams are in. You will have 2 days to play your game(s).

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Scooter53

October 19th, 2008, 07:23 AM

You 360 people make me so jealous, can start any league/tournament when you can :(. I so wish I had a 360 instead of a damn ps3 ;)

Gunther

October 19th, 2008, 08:25 AM

Shouldnt there be a general height weight ratio requirement? If theres only a max weight i can still make skinny players

amid

October 19th, 2008, 08:28 AM

not sure what you're asking Gunther, it is required that weight is max, ht is min, fat body type and flabby tone are required on every CAP.

Gunther

October 19th, 2008, 08:37 AM

ok I didnt see that

nflhitman

October 19th, 2008, 10:34 AM

The only thing that sucks is that the the names will not show up in tournament or league play.

FunkyRezident

October 19th, 2008, 12:01 PM

I wonder how funny troy polamalu would look with those dimensions.

nflhitman

October 19th, 2008, 12:34 PM

G: Minnie Me RB ( Quick Feet, Speed Burner, Strength Bonus )
G: Grim Reaper DE ( Strength Bonus, Club, Quick Feet )
S: DR. Evil FB ( Quick Feet, Bull Dozer )
S: Superman LB ( Big Hit, Closing Speed )
S: Mack Truck LG ( Bull Dozer, Stonewall )
B: Incredible Bulk DT ( Rip )
B: Flash Gordon LB ( Speed Burner )
B: Wolverine SS ( Ball Hawk )
B: Road Grader LT ( Bull Dozer )
B: Frankenstein TE ( Bull Dozer )
B: The Thing TE ( Bull Dozer )

robbie21

October 19th, 2008, 03:09 PM

im joint to il post my team later but is this a ps3 league

nflhitman

October 19th, 2008, 03:11 PM

No its a 360 league like always.

robbie21

October 19th, 2008, 03:13 PM

no1 has a ps3

tpaterniti

October 22nd, 2008, 11:48 AM

I'm in. I just have to wait until I join the NFL league - unless I just take my entire saints roster and shrink them down lol.

tpaterniti

October 22nd, 2008, 11:49 AM

Can we give them hops, you know, so they can get a 6 inch verticle? :)

amid

October 22nd, 2008, 11:55 AM

tPat,

These guys will be slow... lol

We only have 3 people interested so don't be making these big boys yet.

Anyone else interested in a fun, interesting quick big boy tournament?

nflhitman

October 22nd, 2008, 12:41 PM

I already made my team for this. Lets play a game tonight amid if you have your fat team ready.

amid

October 23rd, 2008, 05:58 AM

Need 1 more person to step up to the BIG leagues

A quick, fun 4 team tournament
It's going to be BIG!

ALL 11 CAPs must meet the BIG physical characteristics as follows:

5’ 6” (must be min. ht.)
405 lbs (must be max. wt.)
Body type: fat (required)
Muscle tone: flabby (required)

Teams

1. tjspeaks

LB (fat) Albert (wrap up tackler, coverage bonus, closing speed)
LB FatChance (closing speed, quick feet, coverage bonus)
TE Kong (soft hands, quick feet)
WR Schemer (speed burner, acrobatic catches)
QB Elvis (rocket arm, laser arm)
CB Vegas (#96) (ball hawk)
CB Big Mac (ball hawk)
HB Big Money (strength)
LB Big Hit (big hit)
S Gunther (speed burner)
WR Slowmo (acrobatic catches)

2. NFLHITMAN

G: Minnie Me RB ( Quick Feet, Speed Burner, Strength Bonus )
G: Grim Reaper DE ( Strength Bonus, Club, Quick Feet )
S: DR. Evil FB ( Quick Feet, Bull Dozer )
S: Superman LB ( Big Hit, Closing Speed )
S: Mack Truck LG ( Bull Dozer, Stonewall )
B: Incredible Bulk DT ( Rip )
B: Flash Gordon LB ( Speed Burner )
B: Wolverine SS ( Ball Hawk )
B: Road Grader LT ( Bull Dozer )
B: Frankenstein TE ( Bull Dozer )
B: The Thing TE ( Bull Dozer )

3. tpaterniti

team not posted yet
(BIG secret)

4. ?

In this legend lobby tournament, the names will show up. May have to get out the camera for the BIG game.

HITMAN's Incredible Bulk DT - best name so far :thumbsup:

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amid

October 23rd, 2008, 06:16 PM

I already made my team for this. Lets play a game tonight amid if you have your fat team ready.

HITMAN,

Fat Albert and the rest of the Baltimore Behemoths are ready for a BIG game when you have the time.

WEEIBoston

October 23rd, 2008, 06:22 PM

I guess I'm in

WEEIBoston

October 23rd, 2008, 06:35 PM

Gold

QB Earthquake ( Strength, Quick feet, Quick Release

DE Typhoon (Clutch, Speed Burner, Strength

Silver

LB John Goodman (Duribilty, Force Fumble)
DT Lard ***** from "stand by me" (Strength, Run Reader
CB Pie hole (Coverage Bonus, Pass Rush bonus)

Bronze
FS Diabetic Warlord (Big Hit)
WR Twinky Armstrong (Soft Hands)
TE Richard Head ( Accrobatic Catches)
SS Corkey Thatcher ( Footsteps)
RB Moose Mulligan ( Battering Ram)
LB Alex Jones (Leadership)

amid

October 23rd, 2008, 07:05 PM

Teams

1. tjspeaks

LB (fat) Albert (wrap up tackler, coverage bonus, closing speed)
LB FatChance (closing speed, quick feet, coverage bonus)
TE Kong (soft hands, quick feet)
WR Schemer (speed burner, acrobatic catches)
QB Elvis (rocket arm, laser arm)
CB Vegas (#96) (ball hawk)
CB Big Mac (ball hawk)
HB Big Money (strength)
LB Big Hit (big hit)
S Gunther (speed burner)
WR Slowmo (acrobatic catches)

2. NFLHITMAN

G: Minnie Me RB ( Quick Feet, Speed Burner, Strength Bonus )
G: Grim Reaper DE ( Strength Bonus, Club, Quick Feet )
S: DR. Evil FB ( Quick Feet, Bull Dozer )
S: Superman LB ( Big Hit, Closing Speed )
S: Mack Truck LG ( Bull Dozer, Stonewall )
B: Incredible Bulk DT ( Rip )
B: Flash Gordon LB ( Speed Burner )
B: Wolverine SS ( Ball Hawk )
B: Road Grader LT ( Bull Dozer )
B: Frankenstein TE ( Bull Dozer )
B: The Thing TE ( Bull Dozer )

3. tpaterniti

team not posted yet
(BIG secret)

4. WEEI BOSTON

QB Earthquake ( Strength, Quick feet, Quick Release
DE Typhoon (Clutch, Speed Burner, Strength
LB John Goodman (Duribilty, Force Fumble)
DT Lard ***** from "stand by me" (Strength, Run Reader
CB Pie hole (Coverage Bonus, Pass Rush bonus)
FS Diabetic Warlord (Big Hit)
WR Twinky Armstrong (Soft Hands)
TE Richard Head ( Accrobatic Catches)
SS Corkey Thatcher ( Footsteps)
RB Moose Mulligan ( Battering Ram)
LB Alex Jones (Leadership)

amid

October 23rd, 2008, 07:09 PM

It's on! The BIG leagues.

BIGHITMAN vs. tjeats

WEEI hungry vs. p.Tortellini

The winners meet in the B I G game!!

tpat - post your team and the game results
HITMAN - my team is built, let me know when you can play

play in the legend lobby

winner gets the big prize

amid

October 24th, 2008, 06:21 PM

The Baltimore Behemoths tune up for the B I G games with an exhibition against the Ohio Reddogs (exclusive photos obtained by 2ksports.com).

Run against these guys?

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DT Vegas96 makes a rare All Pro appearance. B I G deal! :rolleyes:

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A BIG MAC attack.

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S Leeroy Gunther in HEAVY pursuit.

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Fat Elvis still loves Big Money.

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Football Schemer could have went all the way, but he quit on this play. :thumbsdow

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Albert, "Hey, Hey, Hey HITMAN, when we gonna play?"

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nflhitman

October 24th, 2008, 06:32 PM

WEEIBoston

October 24th, 2008, 08:00 PM

FS Diabetic Warlord for the Obese Grizzles of Atlantic City has changed his name to just "Diabetic" after making an appearance on the Jay Leno show. Hollywood has gone to his head

WEEIBoston

October 24th, 2008, 08:01 PM

He later claimed he was the "Heavy Weight champion" of the world. Fat Chance disagrees.

amid

October 25th, 2008, 06:56 AM

He later claimed he was the "Heavy Weight champion" of the world. Fat Chance disagrees.
I think HITMAN's Incredible Bulk would win the title. Let me know if you want to run a BIG boys lobby game to practice before you play tpat.

amid

October 26th, 2008, 08:11 AM

report game results:

BIGHITMAN vs. tjeats

WEEI hungry vs. p.Tortellini

nflhitman

October 27th, 2008, 02:19 AM

Portland Monsters win 21-20 against the Baltimore Behemoths!

amid should have pics coming soon :)

tjfrombmore

October 27th, 2008, 06:07 PM

In 1st quarter action, the Big Hit puts the big hurt on Portland's HB

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Fat Elvis really knows how to step up to the plate

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It's Big Money for the the early 2nd quarter score. Missed extra point by generic K

Baltimore Behemoths 6 - Portland Monsters 0

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Big Mac watches on as Fat Albert has a whopper for lunch

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DT Incredible Bulk wraps up Fat Elvis

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He walks away from a flattened QB (relatively speaking)

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Pass is deflected by the CB right into the hands of Football Schemer...

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Into the endzone topped off with a little 405 pound celebratory dance. Schemer started great, but quit in the 2nd half.

Baltimore Behemoths 13 - Portland Monsters 0

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Fat Chance sees a little opportunity

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Portland's DE Grim Reaper kills another drive

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tjfrombmore

October 27th, 2008, 06:08 PM

WR Slo Mo catches the pass and speeds into the endzone

Baltimore Behemoths 20 - Portland Monsters 0

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S Leeroy Gunther forces HB Minnie Me out of bounds

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Right before the end of the first half the Monsters get on the board with a TD pass to TE Frankenstein

Baltimore Behemoths 20 - Portland Monsters 7

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Baltimore DT Vegas 96 was a no show all game, although he did produce big at the pre and post game buffet

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DE Grim Reaper bringing a little heartbreak hotel

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TE Frankenstein hauls in a long pass right in front of #20 S Leeroy Gunther

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Monster's TE The Thing doing his thing

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When the coaches called in the short yardage jumbo package, they weren't kidding

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With under 2 minutes in the game, Portland scores a TD

Baltimore Behemoths 20 - Portland Monsters 14

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After a successful onside kick. Portland drives down field. With time running out, HB Minnie Me gets some great blocking and heads for the end zone. The only one that can tackle him and ensure the victory is S Leeroy Gunther. Well, Gunther is a loser. TD Portland!

Final score:
Portland Monsters 21 - Baltimore Behemoths 20

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nflhitman

October 27th, 2008, 06:16 PM

Nice pics and commentary!

amid

October 28th, 2008, 04:50 AM

The Big boys game was unique and funny at times. These giant guys are great athletes, although they look funny when they run.

Thanks to Vegas96, Gunther and Football Schemer for being on the Baltimore team.