vandnbyriver5
October 15th, 2004, 08:43 PM
I've decided to start a legacy just to pass the time until the best game since Pong comes out.... here we go
DanPatrick: Today Cornell named their next head coach, Shaun Graham. Graham spent last year as a combine scout for the New York Knicks. That is the only experience he has in bigtime basketball. Apparently he got the job because of a great interview, here's Shaun, 24, in the press coference today, explaining what got him his job.
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Shaun: Okay so i walk in, and i dont have my resume, so when he asks me to tell him why i should coach Cornell. And so i say 'Okay, there are these two muffins in a oven right? One muffin turns to the other and says 'Kinda hot in here isnt it? And the other says to the first "Holy Shi! A TALKING MUFFIN! Next thing i know, im moving into the office.
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Dan Patrick: So the beginning of a new, probably entertaining era begins in a few weeks against Colgate.
DanPatrick: Today Cornell named their next head coach, Shaun Graham. Graham spent last year as a combine scout for the New York Knicks. That is the only experience he has in bigtime basketball. Apparently he got the job because of a great interview, here's Shaun, 24, in the press coference today, explaining what got him his job.
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Shaun: Okay so i walk in, and i dont have my resume, so when he asks me to tell him why i should coach Cornell. And so i say 'Okay, there are these two muffins in a oven right? One muffin turns to the other and says 'Kinda hot in here isnt it? And the other says to the first "Holy Shi! A TALKING MUFFIN! Next thing i know, im moving into the office.
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Dan Patrick: So the beginning of a new, probably entertaining era begins in a few weeks against Colgate.