WHO IS THE BEST TE IN THE NFL?? [Archive]

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 12:55 PM

He is a fu-ckin Moron...Itula Mili....HA Ha Ha Ha, I'd take Ben Coates with 50 extra pounds of fat on him over that hunk a SH-t from Seattle. :lol: :lol:

You obviously don't know sh-t about Football Rookie, at least mine were clicking errors. Your poll was serious. I accidentally left Favre off QB's and Faulk on RB...but you.... :lol: :lol:

You are the Dumbest pinhole I have ever seen on these threads. You are missing a few options on here so I won't even VOTe...Jacka55

GIANTS2n1

January 29th, 2004, 12:56 PM

you got conwell?franks(what you smoking?)?etc... what about my man big shock(treatment)?i would love to say shockey,but he has alot of growing up to do,the te position take alot off sacrafice/focus!!!on this 1 i gotta go with the boi from b,more he is clutch,and his hands are off the meter!!!!!tho shockey in top 5 believe that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greekstile

January 29th, 2004, 12:56 PM

LOL, that's FUNNY!!!

Why isn't Eric Bjornson on that is list? Oh, he's retired?

FridayFrenzy

January 29th, 2004, 12:57 PM

Yes, I was serious when I wrote this poll Henchmen. ha ha.

Did you not mean to type Troy Brown, and Shawn Springs as well?

You need to jump into the present, we aren't playing in 1999 anymore.

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 01:33 PM

OK...Mental Note...Get FridayFrenzy Hooked on Phonics for Christmas cause he just can't read.

I DID NOT DO THE POLL FOR THE CB'S.....BLACKHOLE DID!!!!!! SHUT UP!

Troy Brown? Maybe you're right...Let's watch ALL the Receivers from this Sundays game and we'll do the poll over. Jerk

Again..just like Henry, just because they were injured doesn't mean they are not good players.

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 01:38 PM

What? No Shockey? But I thought this POLL business was easy? Laugh at me you little turd :twisted:

FridayFrenzy

January 29th, 2004, 04:04 PM

Oh, I forgot to add Jed Weaver...I pressed the SEND button a little too early.

Sorry about that. :)

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 04:16 PM

If you are going to do a poll, then do it right HENCHMEN. If you don't know enough abou tthe NFL, then let someone else do it.

Like You? Yah, your POLL is a real work of art. You forgot more than that Dummy...How about Marcus Pollard? How about Shannon Sharpe? How about Tony Gonzalez? How about Todd Heap? How about Frank Wycheck?...you left out so many it's pathetic so don't use the I HIT THE BUTTON LIKE HENCHMEN excuse. You're just too stupid when it comes to the NFL. You put Mili before any of these names?

HA hA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha!!!!!! What a moron. You live in a Glass House Jacka55...Quit throwing Stones!!

And before you go correcting my Spelling errors, why don't you concentrate on learning how to spell the word "the" or is that too hard for you PPPPPPPPPPPPPorky?

Onyx

January 29th, 2004, 04:49 PM

Friday, its not nice to mock the mentally retarded

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 04:57 PM

Why, did he PM you?

He's not Mocking you Onyx...he really is retarded just like you.

Onyx

January 29th, 2004, 05:06 PM

Is that the best comeback you could come up with?

The jerk store called and they are running out of you!

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 05:14 PM

The Jerk Store? :roll:

Hold Up...............

Here it Comes.........

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I've seen a lot of strange threads before but I have never seen a thread where someone is mad at someone else Just because they don't have the same system. :roll:

Onyx, I drop bigger chunks than you...move on to someone else that wants to play WORD BATTLES with you, I'm not interested and you aren't skilled enough.

Fac X toR

January 29th, 2004, 05:17 PM

im not even gonna say anything

Onyx

January 29th, 2004, 05:20 PM

you must have missed that episode of seinfeld.

Who said I was mad at anyone?

You are right im done with you

henchmen

January 29th, 2004, 05:23 PM

Seinfeld Sucks and you were already dismissed

UcanHateMeNow

January 29th, 2004, 07:09 PM

LOL, that's FUNNY!!!

Why isn't Eric Bjornson on that is list? Oh, he's retired?

damn greek went old school and pulled the Eric Bjornson card......why stop there why not drop the Mark Bavaro line...

oh ya i vote for Todd Heap...

GIANTS2n1

January 29th, 2004, 09:56 PM

u better watch it ucanhatemenow(with ur mark bravaro)comments!!!!!lol

antbull

January 30th, 2004, 10:33 AM

LOL. Friday I respect you..I really do BUT WTF!

FridayFrenzy

January 30th, 2004, 10:54 AM

Just simply mocking henchmen and his great polls, thats all. The funny thing is henchmen was so stupid that he thought I was serious with this post. ha ha. Yes, henchmen, I don't know who Gonzo, Shockey, Heap, McMichael, and so on..

Like You? Yah, your POLL is a real work of art. You forgot more than that Dummy...How about Marcus Pollard? How about Shannon Sharpe? How about Tony Gonzalez? How about Todd Heap? How about Frank Wycheck?...you left out so many it's pathetic so don't use the I HIT THE BUTTON LIKE HENCHMEN excuse. You're just too stupid when it comes to the NFL. You put Mili before any of these names?

HA hA Ha Ha Ha HA Ha!!!!!! What a moron. You live in a Glass House Jacka55...Quit throwing Stones!!

I was mocking you Henchmen, its too bad you are to stupid to notice this.

henchmen

January 30th, 2004, 11:01 AM

Yah! Next time you want to BOX your way out of a Paper Bag...Put your friggin gloves on first. You already admitted you were serious...

Yes, I was serious when I wrote this poll Henchmen. ha ha.

Did you not mean to type Troy Brown, and Shawn Springs as well?

You need to jump into the present, we aren't playing in 1999 anymore.

Gotta Work on your Skills Smartguy :wink: 8)

Yes, henchmen, I don't know who Gonzo, Shockey, Heap, McMichael, and so on..

I KNOW YOU DON'T and now everyone else knows you don't. SHAME! :roll:

henchmen

January 30th, 2004, 11:18 AM

Truth is you tried putting me down by making fun of me and calling me names because I put players you didn't like on a POLL. Then I left some players out that you thought should be IN. So you call me some more names.

THEN like a true FOOL, you try to do a POLL yourself for a Different Category and made yourself the laughing stock of the Forum by forgetting the Biggest names Ever.

So now that YOU have made yourself look like a total a55, you want to try and cover it up by saying you were MOCKING ME. :roll:

Nobody buys that story Junior and everyone knows you're just trying to take your OWN foot out of YOUR MOUTH. You accomplished absolutely nothing but make yourself look like the Dummy.

Your Make Belief story about mocking me is a Joke, and you really look dumb trying to sell that garbage story to these people. They aren't stupid Friday.

Next time I would suggest you just either Vote or Get Lost! You can always say hey, I voted for so and so but I am surprised this guy was not on there.... NOT..AH HENCHMEN...YOU MORON!!! THIS POLL IS A JOKE!!!

Now tell me how your Shoe tastes and let this be a lesson to you....Don't try and make Henchmen look foolish because he will always find a way to make you look More So. Now SCRAM!!!!

FridayFrenzy

January 30th, 2004, 06:38 PM

Please stop henchmen, you are embarassing yourself.
Oh, I forgot to add Jed Weaver...I pressed the SEND button a little too early.

You think that is serious. I can't believe that I even have to explain this joke to you.

Friday, its not nice to mock the mentally retarded
See henchmen. The mentally retarded....THATS YOU. He got the joke...he knew I was kidding about that poll.

Fac X toR

January 30th, 2004, 06:44 PM

dude if your gonna ***** then back it up

henchmen

January 30th, 2004, 06:48 PM

[quote]Why do you think Onyx was mocking you (saying for me to stop bugging the retarded or something along those lines).......cause you didn't understand that it was a joke AT YOU. Other people caught on, but you were too dumb to.

No...Onyx and I had been arguing on a different thread so he was slinging his arrow in here...it had nothing to do with your made up story. He was NEVER onto your "joke" because there NEVER was a Joke now quit trying to work your way out of it loser, just next time shut your F-ckin TRAP. Can I make it any clearer for you? 8th grader? I can tell you're a little kid by the way you try and weasel your way out of your own turd Story. You and I both know you're lying fool, and now everyone can see just who the Moron is.

Onyx as an alibi :roll: What a Goof! :lol:

Try Again cause your lame a55 story has just been FLUSHED!!

FridayFrenzy

January 30th, 2004, 06:50 PM

If Im gonna talk **** then back it up?? What are you talking about?

If people didn't know that this poll was a mock, then they are the idiots.

Look at those names and tell me I didn't know what I was doing. I can come up with Erron Kinney, but I don't know who Gonzo is? Get real.

henchmen

January 30th, 2004, 06:50 PM

Your POLL was serious, your knowledge of the NFL is pitiful and the only JOKE around here is you.

CHECKMATE!

GAME OVER

FridayFrenzy

January 30th, 2004, 06:55 PM

You have finally stopped talking...thank you.

You were giving me a headache trying to explain a very simple joke to you.

FridayFrenzy

January 30th, 2004, 06:58 PM

I understand that you have to kepp playing this...THAT WAS A SERIOUS POll card cause you can't go back now cause you would look too much like an idiot.

OH MY GOD...I actually can't believe that you thought that was a serious poll. That boggles my mind.

I'll pray for you.

Fac X toR

January 31st, 2004, 09:15 AM

Friday im going to ask you a question .....

If you buy 1 burger and are walking down the street and this person runs into you that has a burger also but you guys dont switch , you 2 are walking together and go into a supermarket to buy ketchup , you cant seem to find ketchup.

What do you do? (Friday these answers are compatible for you)
A.make out with the person oyu kn***ed into
B.Goto a Local rundown walmart to buy expired ketchup
C.or do you forget that you got a burger and make out with the person u bumped into

FridayFrenzy

January 31st, 2004, 08:46 PM

My burger comes with ketchup on it.

Fac X toR

January 31st, 2004, 10:40 PM

sigh you got it right

Solidified

February 1st, 2004, 06:44 AM

Ha Ha Ha HA! ROFL, these are the best people you could come up with? Dude, your missing tons and tons of people. OMG, you need to buy a TV and start watching the NFL.. The Superbowl Comes on, on sunday maybe you could run out t wal-mart and buy you a TV. Honestly, you need to but better people on that poll. I mean Bubba Franks? Yeah, he is good but he isn`t the best tight-end. As Henchmen said, Tony Gonzalez He is great! Thats all.

-Solid

SAGA45

February 1st, 2004, 07:03 AM

Tony Gonzalez is best TE in the league. He has been the only real reciveing threat in the Chiefs offense for years now...even before Priest, Trent Green, **** Vermeil and Al Suanders (chiefs OC) arrived. He's been getting double-teamed for what seems like forever now and still puts up the numbers. When you guys saw Pollard get mugged by the Pats...lol! Gonzalez has been dealing with that game in and game out for the last 6 or 7 years.

Behind Gonzalez, I'd have to say Todd Heap comes in at a close second only because he is also the only receiving threat in B'more with no wr able to draw coverage away from him.

henchmen

February 1st, 2004, 08:05 AM

Ha Ha Ha HA! ROFL, these are the best people you could come up with? Dude, your missing tons and tons of people. OMG, you need to buy a TV and start watching the NFL.. The Superbowl Comes on, on sunday maybe you could run out t wal-mart and buy you a TV.-Solid

AMEN! Are you sure you didn't get his "little joke" either...cause according to him and Onyx he was just "mocking" me. :twisted: NOT!!

Buy a TV boy!...Solidified must have already been wearing his Rubber Boots before he read your BS story. The other names were a joke, especially Itula Mili. :roll: That's why you put scrub names in there...you wanted everyone to vote for Mili who's really just as Garbage as it gets. The guy had 1 good game all year, what was is 2 TD's in one game? Ha Ha

Tony Gonzalez is best TE in the league.

AMEN Again! There really is nobody better than Gonzalez, or as his close BUDDIE Friday likes to call him...GONZO. :lol: :lol: What a tool :roll:

I would have to agree that Heap is in 2nd. 8) I'm done with this topic but it's good to see there's more intelligent writers in here besides Moe and Curly.

Onyx

February 1st, 2004, 09:21 AM

you might be the dumbest person in the worl .If I were you I would stop, just admit you are slow and everything has to be explained to you.

This guy would have had to read all the posts that followed up to this to get the joke.Including your polls when Friday made fun of you.

henchmen

February 1st, 2004, 09:45 AM

Onyx, you and Friday should get a room. Motel 6 is pretty Cheap. :lol:

FridayFrenzy

February 1st, 2004, 12:00 PM

Go chech henchmen's polls where he has Troy Brown, Boldin, and S.Smith for options for best WR in the league. Or his Rb poll where he has Travis Henry and doesnt even have theguys who made the Pro Bowl, McAllister, Alexander. McAllister rushed for 100 yards in 9 games in a row.

Read those polls and yuo will understand thatthis poll was a complete joke. Don't you think if I knew who these TEs were that I would know whoe the Big names are. Think about it....I knew who Erron Kinney is, but I don't know who Gonzalez is. THINK ABOUT IT!!!

henchmen

February 1st, 2004, 12:04 PM

this poll was a complete joke. I don't know who Gonzalez is.

Get a Room Mr. No Knowledge! :roll:

FridayFrenzy

February 1st, 2004, 12:04 PM

HENCHMEN....give it up already. YOU DIDN"T GET THE JOKE CAUSE YOU ARE A FU(KING MORON. Its just that simple.

mistermet

February 1st, 2004, 12:06 PM

1. Tony Gonzalez

2. Todd Heap

3. Jeremy Shockey

4. Boo Williams (maybe)

henchmen

February 1st, 2004, 12:07 PM

HENCHMEN....give it up already. YOU DIDN"T GET THE JOKE CAUSE YOU ARE A FU(KING MORON. Its just that simple.

Oh...I got the JOKE...The Joke is YOU

You might want to watch your mouth though...they're kicking people out for that kinda language. Have a Nice Day :wink:

FridayFrenzy

February 1st, 2004, 11:08 PM

I Laugh out loud at your lack of sense of humour and low IQ henchmen. I have pity on you. The fact that you couldn't grasp a SIMPLE joke really scares me. This joke wasn't meant for others, so that is why they don't get it. Mabe if they looked at the old polls that have fallen to the 2dn page then they would understand. I know I was joking, so your stupid argument has no ground with me.

As for calling Gonzalez, Gonzo, the fact that you haven't heard that shows me agian you should have never posted your polls. LT, D-Jax, TO, KJ, Hass, Edge, A-Train....Have you heard any of these. They are common nicknames that fans use all the time....You are a fan of the NFL right?

henchmen

February 2nd, 2004, 06:36 AM

No, you're mistaken...I've heard of GONZO cause I know football...I just thought it was "cute" that you threw in the nickname to show that you had a pea in that head of yours..part of your "Verbal Fumble Recovery". :lol: :lol:

OK...Friday...whatever you say...your Poll was a Joke..I agree with you...it was a JOKE..

Seems like Steve Smith had a good game huh? Still sucks does he? Did you see Troy Brown get his nose broken with an INTENTIONAL knee to the face and still came back to make some great catches to help us win the game? He's a Champion...forget about being the Best individually...He's A Champion.

FridayFrenzy

February 2nd, 2004, 02:31 PM

Deion Branch was better than Troy Brown all year and especially in the Super Bowl, he is also a champion.
Do you consider him the best WR in the NFL now? I guess he should be on your next poll.

Mr.Clean

September 21st, 2004, 02:22 PM

how retarded....

KRS-One

September 21st, 2004, 03:07 PM

Well, since the top 3 TE's aren't even in the poll, here's the top 5:

1. Tony Gonzalez
2. Todd Heap
3. Alge Crumpler
4. Jeremy Shockey
5. Bubba Franks

ut_jazz

September 21st, 2004, 03:16 PM

1. gonzo
rest are nothing compared to him.

JaguarsFan54

September 21st, 2004, 06:36 PM

tony gonzalez is the best TE w/o a doubt....how could not have him on there....cmon now thats just silly

1-tony gonzalez
2-todd heap
3-alge crumpler
4-shockey
5-randy mcmicheal(4th most catches in the NFL...only 2 games so far but still)

bubbas good...i like mili but not even top 10 TE... but he shares time with jerramy stevens...cmon....cmoooon

Ihategeeks

September 21st, 2004, 07:17 PM

JaguarsFan54

September 21st, 2004, 07:20 PM

so did wycheck :lol:

Ihategeeks

September 21st, 2004, 07:30 PM

so did wycheck :lol:

I didn't even get that far :lol:

Hench and GHS never cease to amaze me with how consistantly wrong and or stupid everything they type is.

kmp90

September 21st, 2004, 11:52 PM

lets go threw the list of the players this guy forgot
todd heap I know he injured but put him on the list anyway
jeremy shockey
tony gonzalaz i cant spell his last name
thats all I can think of
next time u do a pol at least have good players on the list :o