Show Your Skillz

[Detroitplaya]

This thread needs one of these!

I was in the hood
pickin up wood
when I saw Prime Time
this aint a good rhyme

[cheeseonabun]

Where you at
I got a bat
in my hand
you'll get canned.......

[Detroitplaya]

Dont mess with me im form da ghetto
ill go to yo crib and steal an eggo
im a straight up balla thats all i be say
Right now Im outa rhymes so thats all ill say

[cartmanclone]

I'm straight outta Dallas TExas
boy don't even try and test us
One quick moment a ***** will pull out da gat
have yo *** in a coffin, people bowing their hats
I ain't crippin, I ain't bloddin
But I ain't trippin, I ain't fronting
Don't **** with these boys
Got them handleware toys
So if you come here faker than some soy
It's gonna be watch out, o oy






Album coming soon.
Howdy Up

[Detroitplaya]

Album coming soon
Howdy Up

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: OH yeah if its in michigan its mine

[cartmanclone]

no doubt^^^^^^^^^6

[Xx Yankee xX]

Its Cartmanclone
He is in the zone
He thinks he can rap
but he is just plain crap

(I just said what was on my mind so dont take it personal)

[cartmanclone]

my **** aws raw this, it wa semi-lyrically creative

[Xx Yankee xX]

Its Yankee in here you dont wanna mess with me
Ill hit a game winning shot on you like Kobe
I may be white and not a rapper
but i do well in school so im not a slacker.

[NGOChocolate]

Its Yankee in here you dont wanna mess with me
Ill hit a game winning shot on you like Kobe
I may be white and not a rapper
but i do well in school so im not a slacker.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh my god you guys have me crying here.

[cartmanclone]

Ride through this ***** faster than Maurice Clarett(through college football)
**** you up when you thought you had it set
Make yo *** super fret
do you like 06 finals, mavs and dem refs

[Xx Yankee xX]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Oh my god you guys have me crying here.

Im not a rapper as you can tell i just thought of this from my head.

[hooman1844]

Wanna talk about the refs?
The steelers bought them out.
The refs sucked.
Go Seahawks.
Sonics are good too.
So what if their record sucks.
It's the effort that counts.

[cartmanclone]

They call me the mother****ing Killa Sylla
**** with my game and you gon see mouth drilla
get bread, so they call me the baker
I weave the po, so they call me the braider
lay yo *** out, acal lme the anti straighter

[Mariners in 2006]

Cartmanclone, the hard n*gga from Texas...
Wanted to chill with his boys, but he couldn't get into that lexus...

Instead, went inside to play some of that wack **** by Jeezy...
Got with this 13 year old a bit later, girl was real ugly, real sleezy...
Now, he's stuck with the AIDS virus, ya'know like Eazy?

But, give him props, he rocks the Filas...
Claims he knows some of Texas' hardest dealas...
But got caught hangin' with your mom, you were seen in the Kia...
Your last day on these boards is comin'... So in advance.. See ya!

[cartmanclone]

MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy

[oaklandraiders510]

Cartmanclone, the hard n*gga from Texas...
Wanted to chill with his boys, but he couldn't get into that lexus...

Instead, went inside to play some of that wack **** by Jeezy...
Got with this 13 year old a bit later, girl was real ugly, real sleezy...
Now, he's stuck with the AIDS virus, ya'know like Eazy?

But, give him props, he rocks the Filas...
Claims he knows some of Texas' hardest dealas...
But got caught hangin' with your mom, you were seen in the Kia...
Your last day on these boards is comin'... So in advance.. See ya!


haha....you OWNED him!!

[cartmanclone]

spit back fool

[oaklandraiders510]

MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy



ouch, seems like Mariners struck a nerve.. did he?
that diss was wack, was it written by P.Diddy?
your played out FILAS aint worth one, two, or even TREE FIDDY


dont get me started...

[Mariners in 2006]

MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy
You think you got style, you think you got taste...
But that last verse you wrote, was nothing but a waste...

First off, it's not D.C., it's Washington State...
So before you act hard again, get all your facts straight...

You think your hard huh? Wearin' The Roc... out?
Like Cannibus, this is nothing but a 2nd Round Knock... out...

Good try, but use some effort, maybe a little thought next time...
Actually, wait a second, isn't it past your bedtime?

[MetsFan4Ever]

Wanna talk about the refs?
The steelers bought them out.
The refs sucked.
Go Seahawks.
Sonics are good too.
So what if their record sucks.
It's the effort that counts.

Whatcha talkin' about?
the seahawks are just an overrated group
It's just like Seahawks fans to shout:
"It wasn't the teams fault, it was the refs!" when really Seattle is a bunch of poop.

[cartmanclone]

**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms

[hooman1844]

Whatcha talkin' about?
the seahawks are just an overrated group
It's just like Seahawks fans to shout:
"It wasn't the teams fault, it was the refs!" when really Seattle is a bunch of poop.
Fool.
You ain't no Jack.
Go grab yo sack.
While watchin' Mr. Mack.

Fool.
All you do is drool.
Enough to fill a pool.

'Cuz I'm Mike Jones.
Who?
Mike Jones.
Beeyatch.

[Xx Yankee xX]

Fool.
You ain't no Jack.
Go grab yo sack.
While watchin' Mr. Mack.

Fool.
All you do is drool.
Enough to fill a pool.

'Cuz I'm Mike Jones.
Who?
Mike Jones.
Beeyatch.


:lol: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

I just was laughing the whole time while reading that.

[cartmanclone]

I won, I'm going to wear my crown and go to sleep

[BXBRONXFINEST07]

Haven't done this in a while but I'll start out slow
Operation "keep freestyle forum clean" is good to go
nice battle rap, it keeps me real entertained
Like your moms, when she on my bed giving me brain
Naw naw just kidding, I no longer rap like that
I'm on my grown man, trying to keep my life intact
Going to college next year, gone have fun with that
4 years later I'ma come out making the real stacks
I will transform into white America's worst fan
I'm your worst nightmare, an educated black man

*curtains falls*

[Mariners in 2006]

**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms
Acting all hard? Here we go again...
You just some ghetto *** boy, thinkin' he a man...
Sayin' I emulate eminem, but your his number one fan...
For real Hip-Hop, look no farther than the Wu-Tang Clan...

It's already two to zero, and I'm on top...
But, if you wanna keep going, I won't stop...
You act like you got guns, like you are a cop...
But, no one's fooled, bubble gum is all you pop...

So, keep on tryin' to stay in the ring...
But, your out of shape, just remember one thing...
Your verses are wack, and I'm the king...
When I come to Texas, I'll find you eatin' at the Burger King...

[hooman1844]

I won, I'm going to wear my crown and go to sleep Fool.
You's ain't got no crown.
All's you got a frown
Deep enough to drown,

In.

[oaklandraiders510]

**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms



yea hes a honkey, but i bet hes got a higher GPA than you....
good luck graduating with a 0.122
to hell with you and anybody who thinks un-necessary violence is cool
you got forces and filas cause you dress to impress
but people here dont give a **** about all that, we're focused on success
youre just another stubborn brotha thats caught in the system
the type who will end up in public housing or a prison system

so keep your mind right, and wake up

[Janelly1810]

I'm saying stacking paper 40x
Cause I can't think up no other rhymes
Being this whack must be a crime
So I changed my stage name to Homicide

[Xx Yankee xX]

Fool.
You's ain't got no crown.
All's you got a frown
Deep enough to drown,

In.

Wow that one was awesome i got a better one:

Cartmanclone is a clown
I will turn his smile upside down
He thinks he is the king of this town
But get this straight "Im gonna take him down!!!"

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Mine sucks too!!!

[Mariners in 2006]

Choke, choke, choke... It's what you do best...
It's obvious, you can't hang with the rest...
When it comes to Hip-Hop it's East or West...
Houston rap is dead, like an undercover cop with no bullet proof vest...

[NGOChocolate]

Fool.
You ain't no Jack.
Go grab yo sack.
While watchin' Mr. Mack.

Fool.
All you do is drool.
Enough to fill a pool.

'Cuz I'm Mike Jones.
Who?
Mike Jones.
Beeyatch.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH

[cartmanclone]

don't come in here disrespeting my state
We could wipe the world clear with your envious hate
one false move, and you'll be 6 feet under
don't thin i'm hard, come test my thunder
you can find me chilling in GArland
and if you ever wish to **** with them real boys, you gon be in starland
You saw my pic, and You know I ain't fake
We'll eat yo *** up like Biggie on a chocolate cake
you ain't won ****
you ain't copped this
so shut your ****ing mouth, you little honkey *** *****hhhhh

this one's for Oaklandraiders
*****, don't come in here backdoorin
Or I'll hurt your feelings through unrelentless rippin and scoring(again)
and yes I dress to impress
but I still managed a 4 outta 5 on my AP test
I ain't going to jail
I ain't dumb, cuz I'm afraid to fail
so get your **** straight for you quick to judge
but I still know *****s who'll fill you up with sludge
so shut up, for like dora we ****ing swipe you
of the face off the earth, we'll ****ing wipe you

[Detroitplaya]

Mariners is my hero.

[cartmanclone]

I won you honkey *** *****.

and Detroitplaya get on KRS's ****, it's not the only one, but it is your favorite

[cartmanclone]

Howdy Up(Oakland, MAriners in 2006, hooman, Detroitplaya diss)

They call me the mother****ing Killa Sylla
**** with my game and you gon see mouth drilla
get bread, so they call me the baker
I weave the po, so they call me the braider
lay yo *** out, acal lme the anti straighter
MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

don't come in here disrespeting my state
We could wipe the world clear with your envious hate
one false move, and you'll be 6 feet under
don't thin i'm hard, come test my thunder
you can find me chilling in GArland
and if you ever wish to **** with them real boys, you gon be in starland
You saw my pic, and You know I ain't fake
We'll eat yo *** up like Biggie on a chocolate cake
you ain't won ****
you ain't copped this
so shut your ****ing mouth, you little honkey *** *****hhhhh


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

this one's for Oaklandraiders
*****, don't come in here backdoorin
Or I'll hurt your feelings through unrelentless rippin and scoring(again)
and yes I dress to impress
but I still managed a 4 outta 5 on my AP test
I ain't going to jail
I ain't dumb, cuz I'm afraid to fail
so get your **** straight for you quick to judge
but I still know *****s who'll fill you up with sludge
so shut up, for like dora we ****ing swipe you


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


hooman, shut yo ***got *** up
never in a million years will you knuck
sorta like game when he ****ed with Buck
Post stupid **** like nobody likes you
This an inernet forum, but in real life nobody likes you
so get yo *** *** out of here
fo I boot yo fake *** out of here


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

Now Dplaya, i didntt have beef with you
Until you started sucking KRS's **** like it was slurpie juice
"KRS for mod, KRS for mod" you can suck these nuts
or better yet have KRS stick his meat in your butt
you know you like it like dat
you know yu can't fight back
I'm starting to sound like Luda and that's making you frown
one false move, mother****er, I'll take you down


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


shout out to my ***** Ochoa, Sean, Young ZAch, Hallack

[oaklandraiders510]

i dont understand morse code....sorry

[Pinoy Dynasty]

Howdy Up(Oakland, MAriners in 2006, hooman, Detroitplaya diss)

They call me the mother****ing Killa Sylla
**** with my game and you gon see mouth drilla
get bread, so they call me the baker
I weave the po, so they call me the braider
lay yo *** out, acal lme the anti straighter
MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

don't come in here disrespeting my state
We could wipe the world clear with your envious hate
one false move, and you'll be 6 feet under
don't thin i'm hard, come test my thunder
you can find me chilling in GArland
and if you ever wish to **** with them real boys, you gon be in starland
You saw my pic, and You know I ain't fake
We'll eat yo *** up like Biggie on a chocolate cake
you ain't won ****
you ain't copped this
so shut your ****ing mouth, you little honkey *** *****hhhhh


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

this one's for Oaklandraiders
*****, don't come in here backdoorin
Or I'll hurt your feelings through unrelentless rippin and scoring(again)
and yes I dress to impress
but I still managed a 4 outta 5 on my AP test
I ain't going to jail
I ain't dumb, cuz I'm afraid to fail
so get your **** straight for you quick to judge
but I still know *****s who'll fill you up with sludge
so shut up, for like dora we ****ing swipe you


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


hooman, shut yo ***got *** up
never in a million years will you knuck
sorta like game when he ****ed with Buck
Post stupid **** like nobody likes you
This an inernet forum, but in real life nobody likes you
so get yo *** *** out of here
fo I boot yo fake *** out of here


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

Now Dplaya, i didntt have beef with you
Until you started sucking KRS's **** like it was slurpie juice
"KRS for mod, KRS for mod" you can suck these nuts
or better yet have KRS stick his meat in your butt
you know you like it like dat
you know yu can't fight back
I'm starting to sound like Luda and that's making you frown
one false move, mother****er, I'll take you down


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


shout out to my ***** Ochoa, Sean, Young ZAch, Hallack

What?:bark:

[MJ23]

im the king of this s.h.i.t
ur mom swallows but ur sister spits
krs one talks slick, he either gets his brains blown out or his throat slit
im the opposite of wack
place a bomb in ur 5 year old sons backpack
im just gritty like that
if i dont have my gat im sure i have my bat

[oaklandraiders510]

Good Times
Any time you meet a payment

Good Times
Any time you need a friend

Good Times
Any time you're out from under


da daaaaa dummmmmmmmmm


Not getting hastled,not getting hustled
Keepin your head above water
Making a wave when you can

Temporary lay offs
Good Times!

Easy credit rip offs
Good Times!

Scratchin' and surviving
Good Times!

Hangin in a chow line
Good Times!

Ain't we lucky we got em
Good Times!!!!!!

[Xx Yankee xX]

Howdy Up(Oakland, MAriners in 2006, hooman, Detroitplaya diss)

They call me the mother****ing Killa Sylla
**** with my game and you gon see mouth drilla
get bread, so they call me the baker
I weave the po, so they call me the braider
lay yo *** out, acal lme the anti straighter
MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

don't come in here disrespeting my state
We could wipe the world clear with your envious hate
one false move, and you'll be 6 feet under
don't thin i'm hard, come test my thunder
you can find me chilling in GArland
and if you ever wish to **** with them real boys, you gon be in starland
You saw my pic, and You know I ain't fake
We'll eat yo *** up like Biggie on a chocolate cake
you ain't won ****
you ain't copped this
so shut your ****ing mouth, you little honkey *** *****hhhhh


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

this one's for Oaklandraiders
*****, don't come in here backdoorin
Or I'll hurt your feelings through unrelentless rippin and scoring(again)
and yes I dress to impress
but I still managed a 4 outta 5 on my AP test
I ain't going to jail
I ain't dumb, cuz I'm afraid to fail
so get your **** straight for you quick to judge
but I still know *****s who'll fill you up with sludge
so shut up, for like dora we ****ing swipe you


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


hooman, shut yo ***got *** up
never in a million years will you knuck
sorta like game when he ****ed with Buck
Post stupid **** like nobody likes you
This an inernet forum, but in real life nobody likes you
so get yo *** *** out of here
fo I boot yo fake *** out of here


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

Now Dplaya, i didntt have beef with you
Until you started sucking KRS's **** like it was slurpie juice
"KRS for mod, KRS for mod" you can suck these nuts
or better yet have KRS stick his meat in your butt
you know you like it like dat
you know yu can't fight back
I'm starting to sound like Luda and that's making you frown
one false move, mother****er, I'll take you down


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


shout out to my ***** Ochoa, Sean, Young ZAch, Hallack


Lame!!!! Its got more curse words than any Rap should have and most of the rhymes are wack.

[cartmanclone]

what are you talking about ,that is alot more creative than anythign you used, I can make strings of words rhyme unlike you, just rhyming clown

[Xx Yankee xX]

what are you talking about ,that is alot more creative than anythign you used, I can make strings of words rhyme unlike you, just rhyming clown

I know that i just posted it for fun. Your raps may be better than mine but i think your rap is still lame. I thought a few of the verses were ok.

[cartmanclone]

this is one of the few times, I'll just be mild and say "that's just your opinion, I thought my **** was pretty raw"

[cartmanclone]

no, honkey, no

maybe like in trailer parks surrounding seattle

[Mariners in 2006]

Howdy Up(Oakland, MAriners in 2006, hooman, Detroitplaya diss)

They call me the mother****ing Killa Sylla
**** with my game and you gon see mouth drilla
get bread, so they call me the baker
I weave the po, so they call me the braider
lay yo *** out, acal lme the anti straighter
MAriners, don't ever spit stupid **** at me
I'll set your *** on fire, Like Terrorist on ****ing DC
Oh taht's your hometown aint it, with all them frail nigaz
whn it comes to ******es, there ain't none bigga
Trying to get on the internet, talking about you know hip hop
real nigaz, we make you blood go drip drop
scale you out like a fish from tip top
so be a good boy and sit stop
pretend this is kinder, I put you in timeout
I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


**** the Northwest or whereever you're from
We could destroy y'all with a simple cumstorm
I got teh roc, got the pepe, got the munky, got the sean john
roc the filas, roc the forces, you ain't got these bron brons
you just a boosted up cracker, like a ****ing bon bon
You'rel ike Ja, what would you be without dem coupon
where i'm from we live your nightmares
please, you think a purse snatch is a scare
please, you ain't been there
so for the last time honkey
you might wanna back up off me
I see you, like Juelz , the piece will come off me shortly
I spit straight fire
Look at these there ain't none higher
so white boy, stop trying to emulate Eminem
where I'm from, the *****z are the colors o the real M&Ms


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

don't come in here disrespeting my state
We could wipe the world clear with your envious hate
one false move, and you'll be 6 feet under
don't thin i'm hard, come test my thunder
you can find me chilling in GArland
and if you ever wish to **** with them real boys, you gon be in starland
You saw my pic, and You know I ain't fake
We'll eat yo *** up like Biggie on a chocolate cake
you ain't won ****
you ain't copped this
so shut your ****ing mouth, you little honkey *** *****hhhhh


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

this one's for Oaklandraiders
*****, don't come in here backdoorin
Or I'll hurt your feelings through unrelentless rippin and scoring(again)
and yes I dress to impress
but I still managed a 4 outta 5 on my AP test
I ain't going to jail
I ain't dumb, cuz I'm afraid to fail
so get your **** straight for you quick to judge
but I still know *****s who'll fill you up with sludge
so shut up, for like dora we ****ing swipe you


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


hooman, shut yo ***got *** up
never in a million years will you knuck
sorta like game when he ****ed with Buck
Post stupid **** like nobody likes you
This an inernet forum, but in real life nobody likes you
so get yo *** *** out of here
fo I boot yo fake *** out of here


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc

Now Dplaya, i didntt have beef with you
Until you started sucking KRS's **** like it was slurpie juice
"KRS for mod, KRS for mod" you can suck these nuts
or better yet have KRS stick his meat in your butt
you know you like it like dat
you know yu can't fight back
I'm starting to sound like Luda and that's making you frown
one false move, mother****er, I'll take you down


(Chorus)
Ima ride through this *****, so howdy up
***** you know what's down, yeah that's what's up
sandman's coming, better get yo *** covered up
Cuz dem texas boys harder than rock
GOt the bodies on stock
Got the crucial on drops
and the hottest **** is what they roc


shout out to my ***** Ochoa, Sean, Young ZAch, Hallack
That had to be worse attempt at a "freestyle" I have ever seen. You just used the same dis for me as you did before, and how many times do I have to tell you I'm not from D.C., I'm from Washington State. Plus, I already won, it's over, my verses are 10X better! All you write is a bunch of curse words, you have no creativity at all...

Come back when you think you can actually give me a challenge... ;)

[cartmanclone]

you didn't win **** son,

my creativity was i nstringing words together and making them rhyme, not just making the last part rhyme

[cartmanclone]

you didn't win **** son,

my creativity was i nstringing words together and making them rhyme, not just making the last part rhyme

[NGOChocolate]

I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy

:rotfl: :rotfl: That was by far the best part.

[1flewover]

yo u might wanna change that "howdy up" BS that shlt sounds retarded, since your carrying on about honkeys and all . u cant get much whiter with" Howdy Up" thats some funny shlt. That howdy up shlt wont fly in Bed-Sty.
.............hey i just did a little rhymin, and i wasnt even tryin..........whoa wait a minute here

[dabigticket#21]

In the Mariners Vs. Carmanclone battle I must say that it started out okay on both sides.

But when it comes to battling its all about the "comeback". What you comeback with is very important and Mariners' "comebacks" were very clever and witty. And he even stated that cartmanclone "should get your facts straight" within his rhyme.

My ratings:

Mariners
delivery: 8
creativity: 7
flow: 8
consistency: 9 ---------overall: 7

Carmanclone:
delivery: 7
creativity: 4
flow: 8
consistency: 4----------overall: 4


I express no bias when judging.

I believe you both have a long way to go to be one of the 2ksports "greats"

Mariners' verses had merit and he came off like a normal person with something to say.

Cartmanclone seemed to be reaching and didnt seem as genuine with his verses. He shined in certain areas but didnt quite bring it all together on any of his verses.


p.s. my overall scores are not averages.

[Dre da BOSS]

BIgTIcket you gotta be this threads honorary judge. I like your assement skills. I agree with what you said. I gotta give bonus props to Mariners ( I thought your style was witty and to the point w/o resorting to filler words like profanity.) ALso Oakland gets props. that one comeback was just the truth an. I gotta point that out. cartman i admire your determination but homie your skils are flawed. You sounded young because you really didnt have much material. It was the same all the time. Thats a young boy mentality. Thats not a slight but I bet you still in your teens. Keep practicing and stop sayin Howdy up. That **** is straight wack. Of all the catch phrases that is possible to come up with thats the one you picked???? Its gotta be strictly a houston thang.

[Dre da BOSS]

I gotta represent. You know how we do In the Dirty Jerz.


Well its the freestyle thread in the 2k forum
I got spit a lil something cuz the rest was straight boring
how you gone spit a two line rap. This aint haiku
I done heard better rhymes that end with scooby dooby doo
Did homeboy use Dora and swiper in his rhyme?
and in the same verse say how he spit fire out the 9?
check your ears cuz i think they still wet from behind
aint no gangsta passin AP test with 4 out of 5
but he might just smack you with the 4 & the 5
the 38 snub, the tech's red dot up in ya eye
I cant lie I been there duke
palm on rubber, finger on trigger ready to shoot.
but God pleased me with a mind to make better decisions
Thats why I live in a house not a jail or a prison
So dont boast about it boy unless thats the way you is livin
or you'll get punked worse than tyson did by Robin Givens


Holla at ya boy!!!

[cartmanclone]

the kid is 15, and I chose Howdy up because I'm from Texas

I thought I did a solid job, and it wasn't like it was raw doo doo trash


"I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy"

[Janelly1810]

the kid is 15, and I chose Howdy up because I'm from Texas

I thought I did a solid job, and it wasn't like it was raw doo doo trash


"I rock the filas
rock the forces, cuz i'm super cleaner
you can catch me out with The ROc Jeans
mother****er, you ain't got these
so stick your sketchers and bugle boy
I'm the ****ing master, you just a student boy"

You give yourself too much credit dude. That was some raw doo doo trash. And I mean that in the nicest way possible. That stuff you wrote down was just really horrible.

[cartmanclone]

suck my nuts

[Pinoy Dynasty]

suck my nuts
That's a very great comeback...:rolleyes:...it shows what you like to do.:rotfl:

[oaklandraiders510]

^ the truth kinda hurts, dosent it cartmanclone??



if faith evans and justin timberlake teamed up and wrote a diss track, it would be better than yours

[cartmanclone]

I gotta represent. You know how we do In the Dirty Jerz.


Well its the freestyle thread in the 2k forum
I got spit a lil something cuz the rest was straight boring
how you gone spit a two line rap. This aint haiku
I done heard better rhymes that end with scooby dooby doo
Did homeboy use Dora and swiper in his rhyme?
and in the same verse say how he spit fire out the 9?
check your ears cuz i think they still wet from behind
aint no gangsta passin AP test with 4 out of 5
but he might just smack you with the 4 & the 5
the 38 snub, the tech's red dot up in ya eye
I cant lie I been there duke
palm on rubber, finger on trigger ready to shoot.
but God pleased me with a mind to make better decisions
Thats why I live in a house not a jail or a prison
So dont boast about it boy unless thats the way you is livin
or you'll get punked worse than tyson did by Robin Givens


Holla at ya boy!!!

ya i used dora the explorer as a rhyme as similes
but that don't mean for sure that I ain't seen the heat
ya I got a 4 on my AP test, but when it come to pride I don't get cold feet
I don't boast for show or internet credibility
Look at me, half these *****z already hate me
I ain't trying to impress you with some fake *** words
cuz If I had to, I would hit you and knock you straight back though
I don't look for beef for no random reason
but you **** with me, it's going to be OJ simpson in white huntign season
ya, i got teh cred, my cuz still straight up crip
mother****er real, yeah he let it straight it up drip
so it ain't like i don't know what goes down
most of the **** that happens will turn your smile to a frown

[cartmanclone]

That's a very great comeback...:rolleyes:...it shows what you like to do.:rotfl:

oh yeah, it surely means that I'm a **** :rolleyes:

I step through and you can see the end in sight
heat pack a punch like Roy Jones in Fight Night
and if a ***** wanna ooze, he can run up
but he better know he gon lose, or leave stunned up
ya I got brains, got intelligence,got smarts
so what if the kid don't wanna spend the rest of his life at K-mart
or worse dealing the dope to dem young kids
**** *****, I don't wanna be responsible for a yungun's death bid
so I hope you see what I'm trying to say
In 8th grade, had to hustle everything just to get a stack
but if I hustle dope, chances are I'm a die without a pack
without nobody to care, but a bunch of *****s addicted to crack
so you see the kid's situation, ya i'm still hella real
but In the end i want the hella raw deal

[Pinoy Dynasty]

oh yeah, it surely means that I'm a **** :rolleyes:

I step through and you can see the end in sight
heat pack a punch like Roy Jones in Fight Night
and if a ***** wanna ooze, he can run up
but he better know he gon leave, or leave stunned up
ya I got brains, got intelligence,got smarts
so what if the kid don't wanna spend the rest of his life at K-mart
or worse dealing the dope to dem young kids
**** *****, I don't wanna be responsible for a yungun's death bid
so I hope you see what I'm trying to say
In 8th grade, had to hustle everything just to get a stack
but if I hustle dope, chances are I'm a die without a pack
without nobody to care, but a bunch of *****s addicted to crack
so you see the kid's situation, ya i'm still hella real
but In the end i want the hella raw deal

Thats my favorite line. :rolleyes: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You haven't shown any signs of that yet...

[oaklandraiders510]

ya I got brains, got intelligence,got smarts


Alrite....then multiply and write the product in simplest form

1 1
- X 1_
3 7

[cartmanclone]

give me trig problems

[cartmanclone]

Thats my favorite line. :rolleyes: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: You haven't shown any signs of that yet...


shut the **** up, you used to eb e tight, but now you let peer pressure take over you, and you getting on my nerves

[Pinoy Dynasty]

shut the **** up, you used to eb e tight, but now you let peer pressure take over you, and you getting on my nerves
My bad...just stop being ignorant...people won't always agree with your taste of music...your lyrics aren't that bad...you're just overdoing the cursing...

[Janelly1810]

oh yeah, it surely means that I'm a **** :rolleyes:

I step through and you can see the end in sight
heat pack a punch like Roy Jones in Fight Night
and if a ***** wanna ooze, he can run up
but he better know he gon lose, or leave stunned up
ya I got brains, got intelligence,got smarts
so what if the kid don't wanna spend the rest of his life at K-mart
or worse dealing the dope to dem young kids
**** *****, I don't wanna be responsible for a yungun's death bid
so I hope you see what I'm trying to say
In 8th grade, had to hustle everything just to get a stack
but if I hustle dope, chances are I'm a die without a pack
without nobody to care, but a bunch of *****s addicted to crack
so you see the kid's situation, ya i'm still hella real
but In the end i want the hella raw deal

Best stuff you ever wrote. Still needs a lot of work though. And why do you curse so much? Nobody can see it and it doesn't make your rhymes any more or less relevant.

[cartmanclone]

opposite/adjacent.


pinoy, it's not just that they disagree with my taste in music, but they think that the *****z I listen to are not real rap, when i have more experience to know who's real and who's not.

[NGOChocolate]

There is no such thing as "real rap"

[cartmanclone]

what do you mean?

[Mariners in 2006]

I believe you both have a long way to go to be one of the 2ksports "greats"
I wasn't trying to be a "great" and if I wanted to I'd put more time into my verses than just 5 minutes in a comeback, I just wrote the first things that popped in my head. I bet I could hang with anyone on here, not trying to sound full of myself. If I put a little time into it, I have a couple verses I've written in the past, I'm a big fan of creativity and metaphors in verses, not just cusing and talking about money, girls and murdering people like Cartmanclone.

[cartmanclone]

I guess there's no creativity in these rhymes



I step through and you can see the end in sight
heat pack a punch like Roy Jones in Fight Night
and if a ***** wanna ooze, he can run up
but he better know he gon lose, or leave stunned up
ya I got brains, got intelligence,got smarts
so what if the kid don't wanna spend the rest of his life at K-mart
or worse dealing the dope to dem young kids
**** *****, I don't wanna be responsible for a yungun's death bid
so I hope you see what I'm trying to say
In 8th grade, had to hustle everything just to get a stack
but if I hustle dope, chances are I'm a die without a pack
without nobody to care, but a bunch of *****s addicted to crack
so you see the kid's situation, ya i'm still hella real
but In the end i want the hella raw deal

[Mariners in 2006]

Nope

Example One:
Cartmanclone, the hard n*gga from Texas...
Wanted to chill with his boys, but he couldn't get into that lexus...

Instead, went inside to play some of that wack **** by Jeezy...
Got with this 13 year old a bit later, girl was real ugly, real sleezy...
Now, he's stuck with the AIDS virus, ya'know like Eazy?


Example Two:
First off, it's not D.C., it's Washington State...
So before you act hard again, get all your facts straight...

You think your hard huh? Wearin' The Roc... out?
Like Cannibus, this is nothing but a 2nd Round Knock... out...


Example Three:
Sayin' I emulate eminem, but your his number one fan...
For real Hip-Hop, look no farther than the Wu-Tang Clan...


Example Four:
Choke, choke, choke... It's what you do best...
It's obvious, you can't hang with the rest...
When it comes to Hip-Hop it's East or West...
Houston rap is dead, like an undercover cop with no bullet proof vest...
Taking notes? And, I wrote all that off the top of my head after an 10 hour day at work, half awake. Don't worry, I'll embarass you again soon... ;)

[dabigticket#21]

I wasn't trying to be a "great" and if I wanted to I'd put more time into my verses than just 5 minutes in a comeback, I just wrote the first things that popped in my head. I bet I could hang with anyone on here, not trying to sound full of myself. If I put a little time into it, I have a couple verses I've written in the past, I'm a big fan of creativity and metaphors in verses, not just cusing and talking about money, girls and murdering people like Cartmanclone.

I never said that your intentions were to be "a great". I simply said that "if you want to be a great", you'd have to do certaing things. All I did was judge the battle. I never meant to offend you in any way..........

[cartmanclone]

mariners, let's go again, spit some ****

[Mariners in 2006]

Calling me out again? I thought the first time was enough...
I lay down the hot ****, the best you do is bluff...

You rhyme about drug dealin', killin' and CREAM...
I rhyme using creativity and knowledge like a true rap feen...
Me versus you... It's embarassing... A crime scene...
My flow is smoother than what's next to your bed, that tub of vaseline...

[cartmanclone]

you don't lay down the hot **** and that's for sure
as sure as your mom could touch my meat and endure

you claim you doing me like CSI:Miami
it's gon be real life CSI if you try me
I'll ooze you boy, might call me slimey
yeah ****ed yo mom and make her say AY Papi
and she aint's even spanish
but the ***** like to suck and dash ****
on fat albert, cuz I call her mushmouth
oh yeah, she know how to suck south
so I've spit fire at you so far
if it continued, **** will be hot enough to burn your trailer park
I''ll set you back boy, you ain't Roas parks
***** you ain't real, cuz you ain't rose in dark
all you know is "morning bob" and pleasant walks in the park.

GET AT ME HONKEY, IT"S KILLA SYLLA *****

[Mariners in 2006]

http://www.vitekweb.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/icon_bored.gif
Boring...


That's the best you got, how original... Dissin' my mom...
You're your only fan, so keep waving those pom-poms...
And, I saw your Myspace... Had no friends, not even Tom...
If you want real pics, I got your mom, on CD-Rom...

And, Honkey this, honkey that, sayin' I'm from the trailer park...
No way you can compete, while I'm right on the mark...
You musta blew a fuse, while I set off straight sparks...
Now excuse me while I go **** your mom in the '66 Skylark...

[cartmanclone]

ooooo you're doing the same thing
literally playing the same game
****, but you ain't in the same gang
you didn't have my mom on shiiitt
your white, the size of your ***** is about 1 inch
your ***** could be grabbed in a finger pinch.

yeah you in teh trailer park, damn right
you can stay fly, not even for a white guy.
me I rock the pepe, Sean John, clean ****, yes sir
and if I wanted to, I'll pop off with a little hollister
you rock off with the Wal mart, target and SUper follister

[Xx Yankee xX]

M's IMO has you beat Cartmanclone. He is more creative and his rhymes are better.

M's is dissing you a lot better and your just talking about your clothes in some of the lines.

[cartmanclone]

mariner disses the whole time, I diss for one paragraph, and the next I flaunt it in his face

[Mariners in 2006]

Game over. I win. I'll end tonight on this...
You're mad cause my style you're admiring...
Don't be mad... UPS is hiring...
You shoulda been a cop... F*** hip-hop...
With that freestyle you're bound to get shot...
And...
follister
WTF? Is that even a word?

[hooman1844]

No one can mess with me.
I'm a P.I.M.P.
All I want is some tea
Without payin' a fee.
Can't you see?
Yo chick's a he.
Nope, not a bee.
I thought you'z a G.
Let it be?
Just like X, y, Z.

[cartmanclone]

fake hollister,idiot.

you didn't win ****,so let's go. THe kid is relentless

[cartmanclone]

No one can mess with me.
I'm a P.I.M.P.
All I want is some tea
Without payin' a fee.
Can't you see?
Yo chick's a he.
Nope, not a bee.
I thought you'z a G.
Let it be?
Just like X, y, Z.

that was extrenely ***, and you need to kill yourself

[hooman1844]

that was extrenely ***, and you need to kill yourself
***'s ***** **** yo and **** ain't ****** compared to ****** *** ****** like me. So **** **** *******, now.

[Xx Yankee xX]

Cartman just give up M's has you beat. If you keep on trying to beat him you will make a even bigger fool of yourself.

[cartmanclone]

M hasn't got me beat for ****, his flow's solid, mine is tighter and grittier

[Xx Yankee xX]

M hasn't got me beat for ****, his flow's solid, mine is tighter and grittier

Well of coarse your gonna say your not beat. Ask everyone else here what do they think? I think your beat (no offense) lets see what everyone else thinks.

[hooman1844]

I'm the champ.
You the chump.
Champ - chump= a - u= F.

Seriously, though........ cartman, have you ever not used the censor filiter in any of your posts? Just asking.

[Prime Time]

M's wins, Cartman loses, get over it man it's a forum...

[Janelly1810]

M hasn't got me beat for ****, his flow's solid, mine is tighter and grittier

Once again in denial. You need to seriously work on your stuff man. Ain't nothing gritty about what you freestyle.

And what's a hollister? Did you mean holster? Cause Hollister is the name of a town in California. Work on your vocab dude. Get a thesaurus.

[NGOChocolate]

That's the best you got, how original... Dissin' my mom...
You're your only fan, so keep waving those pom-poms...
And, I saw your Myspace... Had no friends, not even Tom...
If you want real pics, I got your mom, on CD-Rom...

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[cartmanclone]

hollister is like american eagle.

most people are going to say Ms, cuz they like him better, it's just a simple fact

[NGOChocolate]

The 1st time I thought you were better.

This time around, I liked M's.

[Mariners in 2006]

most people are going to say Ms, cuz they like him better, it's just a simple fact
Or maybe they actually just think mine was better because every third word wasn't **** or ***** or **** or ****.

NGO likes your verses from the other day. Even though I do have a bit, well let me rephrase, much more respect here than you, I think most of these guys would tell you honestly if they liked yours more than mine. But they didn't and it is what? Like M's 10 and you 1 from NGO, keep trying. I think it's more of a you dug your own grave thing, then a M's is more liked thing...

Oh, and rule number one in "freestyle", you usually should use actual, real words in verses, even slang I don't care. No more follister. ;)

[Twenty-5]

What’s up with this ‘cartmanclone’ kid?
I’d give him some lessons but M’s already did.
He walks in and runs his mouth
Pretends he’s got some ladies down south
But we know better
He’s got nobody to cry to except his baby-sitter
But she don’t want none of his bull
Because even she knows his lyrics are dull…

[cartmanclone]

do youself a favorite and stick to that alternative rock
cuz this is **** for the *****z with real balls and a ****
Ima wear you out like a homeless man's sock
stop fooling yourself, M didn't give me any lessons
he just pumped crap, on top was some gravy dressing
If I had a baby siter, she'd be fine and would suck it
and when my parents leave, she'd be mine and I would fuuckk it

[oaklandraiders510]

^


alternative rock>>>>> jeezy,lil wayne,avant,mike jones and all those other industialized rap *******s

[Xx Yankee xX]

Cartman im not being biased on your rapping. I dont think your raps are better than M's (not b/c i think he is a better poster). I think M's is more creative (Not saying your not creative at all) and his rhymes are better.

[Twenty-5]

do youself a favorite and stick to that alternative rock
cuz this is **** for the *****z with real balls and a ****
Ima wear you out like a homeless man's sock
stop fooling yourself, M didn't give me any lessons
he just pumped crap, on top was some gravy dressing
If I had a baby siter, she'd be fine and would suck it
and when my parents leave, she'd be mine and I would fuuckk it
That's so forced... You pull out random crap like 'homeless man's sock' and 'gravy dressing' in order to make a doomed attempt for it to flow.

That's pretty sad.

Don't be a wannabe star either, use creativity, rap doesn't flow just because of all the cussing.

[Xx Yankee xX]

Right now i am mad that the Yankees cant hit!!
Tigers are making us look like S*IT!!!!
The Past few years we havent played good in the playoffs
Now we cant score like NBA players missing layups!!!! (Correction 8-1 Yankees)


This shows how mad i am right now!!! ^^^^^

[cartmanclone]

this is coming from a guy taht said some stupid **** as Baby Sitter, when I'm using metaphotrs

"wear you out like a homeless man's sock" have you ever seen a homeless man's sock, it's pretty damn worn out.

[cheeseonabun]

This thread is wack
What do you lack?

[Twenty-5]

I could imagine what a homeless mans' sock looks like. But you're not going to "wear ME out like a homeless mans' sock". You can say that something is worn out. But attempting to insult me by calling me a homeless mans' sock is pathetic.

[cartmanclone]

coming from a guy who has to use something random and retarded like a baby sitter

[Twenty-5]

And your last two lines were focused on raping your babysitter?

Yeah, that's completely NOT random and retarded...

[oaklandraiders510]

right now, im gonna throw a fit
because my Dodgers are in a tough spot, and cant hit
my Raiders suck,my Warriors suck, my Dodgers are out, im tired of this 'sports' ****
man, im soooo ****ed off
Greg Maddux obviously slacked off
5-9, bottom of the 9th inning
when will any of my teams start winning?

[Twenty-5]

I'm sorry bro, I know how you feel
The M's making the playoffs seems unreal
But a new season is 25 days away
When the Clippers start to play.

Haha. So off the top of my head.

[cartmanclone]

i'm sorry guys,But cowboys is the real deal
and on ma chest you can find a Mavs seal
Rangers ain't westsiding yet, but for sure we'll be on the real
so all you haters can suck it
It's Big D for life, claim anything and we say :"uck it"

[Twenty-5]

Do all of your lyrics use the same "suck it" and "|=uck it" rhyme?

What does 'be on the real' mean?

[cartmanclone]

suck it and f(uck) it you idiot.

Be on the real emans we're credible.

[ctrad45]

I'm here to deal the realist ish
yall can't even see that I truly dish
the truest,the biggest the craziest rhymes
and when you see me rappin you know that I'm
c rad,and I weigh 380
and I'm from the D but don't call me shady
he's a friend of mine but don't get it twisted
I learned from him and stone cold flipped it

:rotfl:

[Twenty-5]

suck it and f(uck) it

That's what I said?

you idiot.
Sticks and stones.

How about you use English for once. Don't try to use made-up confusing phrases that no one knows because you're stuck on a rhyme.

[dabigticket#21]

I would just like to take out this time to officially show my appreciation to the "music forum". Its been a long time coming and I'd like to bless it with some thoughts, not dissing anyone here so please dont try to attack me!!!!

He who hates me can also hate “whatupb”
It’ll take a whole army to try and shut-up-me!
Line for line I could make anyone look inferior
Krs can vouch that Knowledge Reigns Superior
Turn your mic’s up because Im just not hearin’ ya…
Im on the upper deck and you queers are just fleerin’ up…

I don’t tote guns,But I’ve seen a “K” that drops bombs
Ive seen the Rams X out n*ggaz and make’m feel dumb

I cant deny that I’ve had “homicidal” thoughts
But I’ve been stackin’ enough paper to repeat 40x what I’ve been taught!

I want totalownership when I write these lines
I want to own my publishin’ so I can claim whats mine

Ive seen 24 machines go at it all at once
And 15 O.G.’s teach world its do’s-and-don’ts

When will people realize that they’ve lost?
When will people realize that Dre’s Da Boss?

510 oakland raiders could smoke some haters
Just like tookie he could do wrong and teach the whole world later

It’ll take more than a knife to even try “to-cut-me”
Because I could flaunt my intelligence like “acutb”

Then disregard your insults and end all the fightin’
Or strike you down quicker than the Bluest of Lightin’

Sometimes I love this place, sometime I “love it not”
Sometimes I say f*ck U, other times “fcukernaut”

Some newer members aren’t strong enough to hold a tool man
But they come here thinkin’ theyre stronger than joecoolman
Then he comes back and makes them look like (you guessed it) a FOOLMAN!!!

Ive seen 23 mods come here and break enough ankles
They are always criticized and rarely hear “thank you”
Sometimes I wonder why they don’t just shank you
Other times I wonder if they can even get angry

This forum has been built on a solid foundation
They built a music forum just to show appreciation
The new kids on the block are sometimes aggravatin’
Enough for even me to leave without any notice and without sayin’
A damn word for those who I’ve been placed with

But for those who love this place I just want you to know
That If I forgot to mention you, Youre still in my heart for sho’

[Mariners in 2006]

The light turns green, my rear wheels scream...
Over 7000 RPM, I tear up the scene...

I slam into second, already in the lead...
Ill lines I feed, through traffic I weave...

Foot on the clutch, I shift into third...
Your flow is one-third, that of my word...

About to hit fourth, I'm up near sixty...
You try to compete, and your gone in 60...

Seconds, only a matter of time...
It shines so bright, this diamond of a rhyme...

Police in the distance, time to pull a tight right...
Look in my mirror, more blue and red lights...
I wonder to myself if tonight is the night...
Maybe for once I'll win this fight?

[cartmanclone]

drew bledsoe needs to ****ing die, cuz he's a ****
Bill PArcells, get ya mind correct and put in Romo
this is the second time he's lost us a game with stupid mistakes
how much more of this **** are we supposed to take
He's white, slow and is unathletic
and his retardeness just makes you want to make him choke on a ****
god, This week TO has every right to complain
cuz with Bledsoe, we'll never beat a good team at a football game
Mother****er has Glenn, Witten, Jones and TO
He still threw picks, and afterwards acts like he didn't see those
put his honkey *** down and let him ride the bench
please BP, I can't take anymore of this stench

[MetsFan4Ever]

drew bledsoe needs to ****ing die, cuz he's a ****
Bill PArcells, get ya mind correct and put in Romo
this is the second time he's lost us a game with stupid mistakes
how much more of this **** are we supposed to take
He's white, slow and is unathletic
and his retardeness just makes you want to make him choke on a ****
god, This week TO has every right to complain
cuz with Bledsoe, we'll never beat a good team at a football game
Mother ****er has Glenn, Witten, Jones and TO
He still threw picks, and afterwards acts like he didn't see those
put his *** down and let him ride the bench
please BP, I can't take anymore of this stench

How come in all your poems you swear? Can't you do something clean?

[Prime Time]

How come in all your poems you swear? Can't you do something clean?

But cussing is what real ni---- do…

[MetsFan4Ever]

But cussing is what real ni---- do…

Whatever contributes to the buoyancy of your aquatic vessel...

[cartmanclone]

How come in all your poems you swear? Can't you do something clean?

it would take alot of effort considering how ****ing stinky *** hoed faced Drew Bledsoe ****ing is

[NGOChocolate]

drew bledsoe needs to ****ing die, cuz he's a ****
Bill PArcells, get ya mind correct and put in Romo
this is the second time he's lost us a game with stupid mistakes
how much more of this **** are we supposed to take
He's white, slow and is unathletic
and his retardeness just makes you want to make him choke on a ****
god, This week TO has every right to complain
cuz with Bledsoe, we'll never beat a good team at a football game
Mother****er has Glenn, Witten, Jones and TO
He still threw picks, and afterwards acts like he didn't see those
put his honkey *** down and let him ride the bench
please BP, I can't take anymore of this stench

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[cartmanclone]

ya, bledsoe is ***

[MJ23]

yall *****s resemble g.a.y nuns
i spit hotter rhymes then big pun
murdering u h.o.e.s on wax for fun
if i dont have a knife i be sure to have my gun
after this battle is over yall be sayin MJ won
bullet holes will be the cause of my destrucution

[oaklandraiders510]

yall *****s resemble g.a.y nuns
i spit hotter rhymes then big pun
murdering u h.o.e.s on wax for fun
if i dont have a knife i be sure to have my gun
after this battle is over yall be sayin MJ won
bullet holes will be the cause of my destrucution



how about you stop talking about guns and knives and fight like a man
you were born with arms and legs, use your hands
or better yet you should use your brain
and the urge of pulling out a gun you should maintain
or youll end up in prison with a death sentece, leathal injection in your vein
youre the example of why todays youth is going down the drain
its all funny, until one day one of yours becomes slain

[Xx Yankee xX]

how about you stop talking about guns and knives and fight like a man
you were born with arms and legs, use your hands
or better yet you should use your brain
and the urge of pulling out a gun you should maintain
or youll end up in prison with a death sentece, leathal injection in your vein
youre the example of why todays youth is going down the drain
its all funny, until one day one of yours becomes slain

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

10/10 That was well said!!!

[MJ23]

how about you stop talking about guns and knives and fight like a man
you were born with arms and legs, use your hands
or better yet you should use your brain
and the urge of pulling out a gun you should maintain
or youll end up in prison with a death sentece, leathal injection in your vein
youre the example of why todays youth is going down the drain
its all funny, until one day one of yours becomes slain

im white so i dont know how to fight
youth should know whats wrong from right
if they dont den their stupid
they fall in love with guns like cupid
god gave me legs to walk
he gave me a mouth to talk
its funny that u say i should use my brain
wen in todays world ppl r mentally insane

[JoeCoolMan24]

I dont ride horses, i do not joke
Dont call me Randy Moss, because I do not toke,
I love to talk sports, i hate the political spin,
I play hard, or go home, like Brady Quinn,

Sure my beat is slow, but at least its easy to bare it
I dont throw cheap shots, dont compare me to me Michael Barett,
You might notice a theme, i pointed it out before
I run hard with sports, run hard like Frank Gore,

With the 'Boys losing yesterday, dropping to go 2-2
Its sad losing to the Eagles, who stink like Pepe LaPew
Moss got his 100th, congrats to him,
But I wouldnt take Moss, id rather have Ted Ginn,

Jr. dont talk, dont hate because my beat is iffy
Speaking of Junior, im out for a few weeks, just like Griffey,
Ok, that was a little cold, is was not right,
But watch your step, dont be like the Cubs, and try to pick a fight,

But dont even try to start, You'll go down in 1-2-3,
then load the bases and clear em like Tadahito I-gu-chi,
I got nothing else, its hard to be hefty gaurds,
I will leave short of my goal, like the St. Louis Cards.....


Word to ya motha. Beeeyaachh.


PS: JCM and 24 rhymes easily. :)

[Twenty-5]

I watch my tv, nothing good is on
Sonics, Mariners, like they have ever won
I should probably stick to Pokemon...

Wtf was that lol?

[Detroitplaya]

LOL that rocked twenty...

Cartmanclone saying that others are non athletic is funny. He looked in crappy shape when I saw him.

[cartmanclone]

Drew Bledsoe is ****ing unathletic beyond belief.

Me, I'm just naturally athletic, I'm not gfast, but I've got quickness, I've got freakish hops(30 inches at 15 years old), Huge *** hands. Those are all good qualities if I ever wanted to go back to football, and if I wanted to play hoops again,I'm 6'4,250 with a Killer cross, and I love to pass the ball.

Being athletic and Being in shae are two different things.

and shouldn't you be stroking KRS's meat right now?

[Pinoy Dynasty]

Technically you can't call someone who made it to any professional sports league unathletic...:lol:

[cartmanclone]

Drew Bledsoe was skilled because he had an amazing arm and at times, pinpoint accuracy. But the athletic people are the Demarcus ware, TErrence Newman, TO, Roy Williams' of the world.I bet Drew Bledsoe runs a 10 second 40 with a 10 inch vertical

[hooman1844]

Technically you can't call someone who made it to any professional sports league unathletic...:lol:
I'd say I'm more athletic than a good portion of professional baseball players.

[cheeseonabun]

I'd say I'm more athletic than a good portion of professional baseball players.

Nah, you can't be more athletic than Mo Vaughn.......

[Twenty-5]

Cartman should probably hold off on the cussing until he's at least 16...

Ok well this sure as heck ain't rap but it flows. And it's one sentence.

There’s something inside of me of what used to be disgrace I can’t stand but to hesitate when I see your face in the moonlight tonight so familiar in my mind I’ve seen you a thousand times and everything’s alright inside but I know I can’t steal this love away when I think about it every day no possibly way to sleep at night when my mind is on us yet again it will never end I hope for life for a disguise inside to take me away and show me the way to possibilities my inner-abilities hidden lies and despise for my cowardice to say I miss this moment we share everywhere we go together never alone but I am always alone never flown to heaven’s gates only hell’s disgrace and back again never to end never to cease the moments that matter the most from coast to coast of my imagination one giant nation of people that never knew that all I need is you and yet I wonder the thunder of love never enough for anybody who will never change despite the pain and suffering plundering aimlessly into dark blue clouds of H2O they didn’t know this world that they’re living in love coming to an end it’s everything that’s inevitable but always possible tonight today words in my mind nothing to say but what I’m feeling inside never dies arises from it’s ashes of blasphemy inside of me flies away and looks back to see the lonely day.

[celts3433]

i can shoot like kobe
dunk like lebron
my game's the best
and i'll be the first to start a riot like my name was artest:D

[cartmanclone]

it's killa sylla, half C sitting atop of this game
y'all hear of me so I ain't got to repeat the name
since I stepped on the scene, the block ain't been the same
certain *****z ain't never gonna be at all sane
old boy push anything so he could be riding on the dubs
ain't sipping kool-aid jolly, ain't got the puff
but I stay trill with ***e, cream soda and some 7 up
and when it come to the old girls vaccuming never get enough
I'm sitting on top cuz I know I'm the best
***** talk, give yo career or yo life a cardiac arrest
just push the boy, be like a math teacher eager to give a test
it's the d-boys man Oak Cliff to the Grove
Highland Hills, Buntown, it's what we call home
Garland *****z Irving hustlers, we all under the D-town dome
crip, blood, vice, whatever my *****, we straight
crip, blood, vice, whatever my *****, ain't no hate
drip drop, tick tock, slip slide
dip it, move it, and get in the thighs
pull them slanky hos like the bassmaster classic
pull yourself a shark, or a whale, just as long as you stack it
just as long you stack it, keep the life livin fantastic
sorta like the thing or Mr.Elastic
get yo elastic and hold the stash
get yo plastic and mold the cash
pull it down, get your stuff, and move it real fast
that's our motto *****, get the stuff and have it sold real fast
d-town boys don't need many reasons
one quick hit have yo *** wild out like the 4 seasons
Boys big and scary like a pair of rogue demons
protect the paint, protect the glass like the name is Big Ben
pulling stash by the thousand, ***** not by the ten
**** with us, stomach will go quickly down the drain
suck it up boy, or it's a world of pain
deliver on that time like you the paperboy
mix it up and you holding that paper boy
you gon be holdin **** together liek you a stapler boy
trust me *****, that's gon be safer boy
just keep clear, and don't **** wit haters boy
get ya toppins, like a peperoni pizza
get to hopping, for the bullets seize ya

the kid through boy

[Prime Time]

(Person 1)
Man I’m starvin’ where we gonna eat?
(Person 2)
We can get a snack at down the street
(Person 1)
Down the street you mean down the road
We better eat fast or we might explode
(Person 2)
I’m in the mood for some cool-ranch Doritos
Sun Chips, Funions, barbeque Fritos
I need those Tostitos with a hint of lime
I’m so hungry it should be a crime
(Person 1)
If that’s a crime send me to jail
Just remember to be sendin’ me some Cheetos by mail
(Person 2)
No way to hide it, I’m so excited
There’s a party in my tummy and ya all invited

[shark33]

(Person 1)
Man I’m starvin’ where we gonna eat?
(Person 2)
We can get a snack at down the street
(Person 1)
Down the street you mean down the road
We better eat fast or we might explode
(Person 2)
I’m in the mood for some cool-ranch Doritos
Sun Chips, Funions, barbeque Fritos
I need those Tostitos with a hint of lime
I’m so hungry it should be a crime
(Person 1)
If that’s a crime send me to jail
Just remember to be sendin’ me some Cheetos by mail
(Person 2)
No way to hide it, I’m so excited
There’s a party in my tummy and ya all invited
(person 1)Can I get a......
(person 3) NO!!
(person 2) how about a...
(person 3) NO!!!

[Janelly1810]

(Person 1)
Man I’m starvin’ where we gonna eat?
(Person 2)
We can get a snack at down the street
(Person 1)
Down the street you mean down the road
We better eat fast or we might explode
(Person 2)
I’m in the mood for some cool-ranch Doritos
Sun Chips, Funions, barbeque Fritos
I need those Tostitos with a hint of lime
I’m so hungry it should be a crime
(Person 1)
If that’s a crime send me to jail
Just remember to be sendin’ me some Cheetos by mail
(Person 2)
No way to hide it, I’m so excited
There’s a party in my tummy and ya all invited

HA! :lol:
Good one Prime.

[Prime Time]

(person 1)Can I get a......
(person 3) NO!!
(person 2) how about a...
(person 3) NO!!!

Person 4
Sorry guys that guy jacked us clean
Person 3
Why don’t you go upstairs to the snack machine?

Person 1
So these are the facts
I got a dollar in my hand and we’re walkin’ all the way to food land
Person 2
Dude
Person 1
Man
Person 1
Man
Person 2
Dude
Person 1 & 2
Check it out, here we are at the land of food!
Person 1
What the ****? That **** got stuck!
We’re hungrier than hippos and we lost a buck!

[Xx Yankee xX]

Heres a little rhyme that i made myself
Me spiting my rhymes is like spreading my wealth
I may be hated cause im a yankee fan
But to all those people i dont give a damn
Nas,2Pac and Wu-Tang
Those rappers have influenced hip-hop with a Bang!!
Ludacris,The Game and Lupe
Those are rappers that are known today

[Mariners in 2006]

LaDainian is rolling, as are the Bolts...
Destroying the Niners, like 100,000 volts...

Tomlinson, without a doubt, one of the best RB's...
Came into today and scored... What four TD's?
If only your team had the player known as LT...
Heck, he could probably throw better than your QB...

Then, in the NFC, you got the Cardiac Cats...
With Steve Smith back, they eat opponents like rats...
Peppers sackin' backs, leading the pack...
Eight on the year and counting, for the record, he's on track...

Talk the smack, say I'm wack...
But, in the end, it's LT and Peppers your team lacks...

:dance:

Chargers vs Panthers
Superbowl XLI

[Prime Time]

LaDainian is rolling, as are the Bolts...
Destroying the Niners, like 100,000 volts...

Tomlinson, without a doubt, one of the best RB's...
Came into today and scored... What four TD's?
If only your team had the player known as LT...
Heck, he could probably throw better than your QB...

Then, in the NFC, you got the Cardiac Cats...
With Steve Smith back, they eat opponents like rats...
Peppers sackin' backs, leading the pack...
Eight on the year and counting, for the record, he's on track...

Talk the smack, say I'm wack...
But, in the end, it's LT and Peppers your team lacks...

:dance:

Chargers vs Panthers
Superbowl XLI

Now that was good.
:clap: :clap: :clap: :dance: :dance: :dance: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[RTT]

Dog Dog Dog
Cat Cat Cat
Mouse Mouse Mouse
Cheese Cheese Kyle Korver


Yo yo yo
I got a rap for you right here
not very good
so Prime Time and Janelly don't fear
I'm RTT so you would expect the best
Honestly though
if this was school I would be getting a 1% on the test
you say this has no beat and it's way drawn out?
well I say you're ******* right
and there's something I have to shout
SHORTIES HOLLA


:cool:

[Detroitplaya]

Wasn't that first rap that Prime Time made in the old "show your skillz" thread?

Correct me if im wrong.

Finally shark is posting in this thread.

[Dre da BOSS]

check it,

I got a flow to spit, that you all know is legit
its always freestyle I dont have time to writ
usually its spelled write, but then it wouldnt rhyme right
even when I'm at work, my flow is still tight
I dont have much to say just thought i'd kick a verse
but if dudes want to battle, well come get your feelings hurt

[shark33]

Dog Dog Dog
Cat Cat Cat
Mouse Mouse Mouse
Cheese Cheese Kyle Korver


Yo yo yo
I got a rap for you right here
not very good
so Prime Time and Janelly don't fear
I'm RTT so you would expect the best
Honestly though
if this was school I would be getting a 1% on the test
you say this has no beat and it's way drawn out?
well I say you're ******* right
and there's something I have to shout
SHORTIES HOLLA


:cool:

What?...is that a diss song?

OK you asked for it....
BOW-WOW-WOW-YIPPIE-YO-YIPPIE YAY
I'm new here so everybody tell me HEY
D-E-F-G-H-I-J
But overall, today was a good DAY

You say that I'm fat huh? You say that I'm weak
But I'mma hit you so hard...I'll see you next week
Who got the keys to the jeep? BEEP-BEEP
Man you know dis song is deep

Look at me i'm RTT
Yeah look at me I'm RTT
Hey look at me I'm RTT
I'm so cool

You make fun or my name
but you got no game
your momma is lame
but you put your family to shame
It's going to a place where everyone knows your name
like cheers
get us some beers
I wish the plural form of deer was deers(OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

or how about geese and goose
it should be sheep and shoop
or meese and moose(OHHHH!!)

RTT wanna call me out?
you smell worse that trout?(DANNGG!!!!)
shark33....and I'm out.....

*a guy whispers something into shark's ear*
you say what?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
he wasn't dissing me?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
I'm making a complete fool of myself?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
and I'm not making the situtation any better by repeating everything u say?

[JoeCoolMan24]

:( No one commented on my sick *** flow........ Its on page 13 if anyone still remembers me...... :(

[RTT]

What?...is that a diss song?

OK you asked for it....
BOW-WOW-WOW-YIPPIE-YO-YIPPIE YAY
I'm new here so everybody tell me HEY
D-E-F-G-H-I-J
But overall, today was a good DAY

You say that I'm fat huh? You say that I'm weak
But I'mma hit you so hard...I'll see you next week
Who got the keys to the jeep? BEEP-BEEP
Man you know dis song is deep

Look at me i'm RTT
Yeah look at me I'm RTT
Hey look at me I'm RTT
I'm so cool

You make fun or my name
but you got no game
your momma is lame
but you put your family to shame
It's going to a place where everyone knows your name
like cheers
get us some beers
I wish the plural form of deer was deers(OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)

or how about geese and goose
it should be sheep and shoop
or meese and moose(OHHHH!!)

RTT wanna call me out?
you smell worse that trout?(DANNGG!!!!)
shark33....and I'm out.....

*a guy whispers something into shark's ear*
you say what?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
he wasn't dissing me?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
I'm making a complete fool of myself?
*a guy whispers something into shark's ear again*
and I'm not making the situtation any better by repeating everything u say?Uh..


Couple of guys

up to no good

starting making trouble in my neighborhood?

[Detroitplaya]

his name is RTT
he dont know how to pee
he thinks hes a balla but he really a int
he cant roll pot so he just sniffs paint
RTT is very bad man
He has 3 kids name jim, Jill, and Stan
His rhymes are sick though
in the hood he has to hang low, low, low
thats cause the cops are chasin him
he shot a guy name Tim
Then he robbed Taco Bell
That RTT be goin to hell

:)

[EViL2uCe]

Uh... with RTT, kid,
I gots to agree...
Isht smells reallll fishy to me...

Wait, didn't we do this a few months back?
Oh, that's right we did! (Silly me)
Don't make me drop another 2uce on you youngsters,
You really guys really are some Tootsie-Pop Suckers ...
Not quite Bubble-Gum pop, but you still hopin' to blow
Not g.ay either, but like you're Bow-Wow, So-So.

[Mariners in 2006]

This was a verse of mine in a battle at another board awhile ago, it's decent... :dance:



I may be old and Haggard like Merle...
But, I guess I'll still give this freestylin' a whirl...
Now, you claim your fly, but you got no girl?
You into guys right? I saw you with Earl...

Campbell, your rhymes outta order... Like ABC soup...
MMM MMM Good, I'm the best in the group...
Quick like 34, around you, I do loops...
Then come back and reject you, as you come to the hoop...

But, this ain't basketball, it's more a pitchers duel...
Your weak *** rhymes, just give me more fuel...
Next time maybe, I won't be so cruel...
For now take notes, this verse is a jewel...

[King Sylla]

it's the kingpin, and I'm back for another tour of duty
All you hatas wanna hate, who cares might as well sue me
I'm from the Big D, to be exact rep the the garalnd boys
anyone familiar with this **** know we don't play with our toys
we got the gats, the gages and will pull out a double Deuce
*****s threathening ****, motherfucck.er you lose
keep my **** loose, with the ****s suck everything
it's like a vaccuum that you run over everything
and we''ll run over anything
have fun over anything
this them Texas boys, get did like Cowboys did dem Indians
**** with us, and we'll smoke your friendly assss
thing we won't run up, as if
****, I let rain, **** I let it drip
authorities won't know, cuz my hand magically slip

[MJ23]

i been hot for so long i have a lifetime fever
i spit rhymes faster than a nfl receiver
MJ being a coward thats absurd
i put my d.i.c.k in ur ear and ***k what u heard
this is a freestyle not BEEF
the only wisdom that come out ur mouth is ur teeth
once the positive feedback comes in im set
im so ahead of my time my parents havent even met yet

[Detroitplaya]

I think you 2 were both banned for a reason...

[MJ23]

they banned me cuz they were scared.... i didnt do anything wrong

[Detroitplaya]

you swore a little to much. But you are WAY better than cartmanclone.

[lawcutta]

you better chill
before I slam dunk you like Shaquille O'Neal
and that's real

lol!

[Dr. Hell No]

NONE of you, have any skills.

[Xx Yankee xX]

NONE of you, have any skills.

You dont either now dont post anything here that has nothing to do with the topic!!!!

Thats why you were banned on your other account!!!

[MJ23]

NONE of you, have any skills.

u got on my last nerve
as a child u were raped twice by ur dad and left on the curb
make me mad i send u back into ur mothers womb
im so grimey i might take a **** on ur brothers tomb
my next verse will finish u off with a knock out
u say u spit game but the game spit you out

[Detroitplaya]

That's why you were banned. Just ignore Dr. Hell no.

[King Sylla]

step with the kid in the steel *** jungle
**** wit the kid, you still got the hunger
roll in like a bee, see a ho, ya I stung her
she a certified ho, no longer
see the thoughts of a young Killa niigga
young killa niigga by the name of young sylla niigga
dees realer niigas will killa a niiggaa
so I know you get it, see , know you feel a niigga
all my hos, damn right, know how to treat a *****
but be careful, dey know how to rob and steal a niigga
damn right use the hook to steal a niigga
make him like a dog, bark like a seal my niiggga
so i'm back from my teal my *****, got to use some different words
screw around, get used to a different world
make you a stil life, no more twists and twurls
bullets make you wanna twist and turl
body in the dumpster make you wanna hurl
**** that sucker, hes the niiiga you gon hurl
killa sylla always swing for the fences
tell a ***** right hence then
they call me the hen fen
get you ****, but never get it twisted
get you drinks, and you get it mixed in
roll by, niiggaz want to get at least six in
that man is pure sick man
you wish he would call in sick and
see him do his ****, make you sick then \
see dem haters and you stick them
see them ladies and you stick them.....in between the legs
like a rooster, flutter, flutter, and beware of the eggs
cuz the shhiit mix with the egg, and you gon start to dread
get daem payments at the ready, ready
cuz you know damn well she'll be steady, steady
keep on calling like you the daddy, the daddy
peace out

[Kobe~24]

:eek: the way yall yapping off make me wanna pull out the burner and start clapping yall

[Detroitplaya]

step with the kid in the steel *** jungle
**** wit the kid, you still got the hunger
roll in like a bee, see a ho, ya I stung her
she a certified ho, no longer
see the thoughts of a young Killa niigga
young killa niigga by the name of young sylla niigga
dees realer niigas will killa a niiggaa
so I know you get it, see , know you feel a niigga
all my hos, damn right, know how to treat a *****
but be careful, dey know how to rob and steal a niigga
damn right use the hook to steal a niigga
make him like a dog, bark like a seal my niiggga
so i'm back from my teal my *****, got to use some different words
screw around, get used to a different world
make you a stil life, no more twists and twurls
bullets make you wanna twist and turl
body in the dumpster make you wanna hurl
**** that sucker, hes the niiiga you gon hurl
killa sylla always swing for the fences
tell a ***** right hence then
they call me the hen fen
get you ****, but never get it twisted
get you drinks, and you get it mixed in
roll by, niiggaz want to get at least six in
that man is pure sick man
you wish he would call in sick and
see him do his ****, make you sick then \
see dem haters and you stick them
see them ladies and you stick them.....in between the legs
like a rooster, flutter, flutter, and beware of the eggs
cuz the shhiit mix with the egg, and you gon start to dread
get daem payments at the ready, ready
cuz you know damn well she'll be steady, steady
keep on calling like you the daddy, the daddy
peace out

Straight from the projects of Garland

[MJ23]

Straight form the projects of Garland

it should be like this

Straight from the projects of Garland

:rotfl: im sorry detroit i had to do it

P.S its annoying aint it

[Detroitplaya]

Haha yeah that's why I did it to you. That's because I was acting like KRS who loves to do it.

[MJ23]

Haha yeah that's why I did it to you. That's because I was acting like KRS who loves to do it.

so ur making fun of krs one then

[Detroitplaya]

Not really making fun of him, making a joke.

[MJ23]

the chick u vicked for the hustla
turned the other way she tried to cut ya
that chick shanked u six times in ya sleep
i wish u were here cuz ur philosphy was mad deep :salute:


mj is the illest
ur style is played out like arnold watcha talking bout willis
bytches i like them brainless, guns i like them stainless steel
i won the fortune like the wheel :)

[Xx Yankee xX]

Today i became an allstar and got 5,000 posts
Thanks for all the comments and the jokes
I hope to make 5,000 more posts
Even if you hate the Yankees i dont care
At least i dont spam and i play fair.

:lol:.

[MJ23]

Today i became an allstar and got 5,000 posts
Thanks for all the comments and the jokes
I hope to make 5,000 more posts
Even if you hate the Yankees i dont care
At least i dont spam and i play fair.

:lol:.

im still a bench warmer, but im still the ****
i love the yankees but i hate the mets "just a lil bit"
words is what i say rhymes is what i spit
dont get at me with that high ranking bull****

:bark: GET AT ME DOG

[Xx Yankee xX]

im still a bench warmer, but im still the ****
i love the yankees but i hate the mets "just a lil bit"
words is what i say rhymes is what i spit
dont get at me with that high ranking bull****

:bark: GET AT ME DOG

I dont care how many posts i have or my rank
I like to here the sound of a shot go "Bank"
You may like MJ and i know why
Because he spreads his legs open in his symbol like a Y.

Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Hey man you know i dont mean that. Your cool http://www.2ksports.com/forums/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Detroitplaya]

I've been thrown in jail, thats what everyone knows
that doesn't stop me from makin my posts
I keep spittin these rhymes
and returnin bottles for dimes
My posts make me a starter
I'm almost as good as 'Pac Shakur

[RTT]

I've been thrown in jail, thats what everyone knows
that doesn't stop me from makin my posts
I keep spittin these rhymes
and returnin bottles for dimes
My posts make me a starter
I'm almost as good as 'Pac Shakur

I haven't been thrown in prison
no i'm not jewish
don't ask me about circumsicion
detroitplaya have nothing on me
gotta think of something that rhymes with rtt
rtt means i'm the best
shooting threes with Maggette
and punching kids named Ron Artest
now you say Artest ain't a kid
well i've got an answer to your question
Getting married and having mead ain't cool
what is cool is shooting threes for a profession


;)

[EViL2uCe]

My god, I've really lost my tolerance
Everyone's "hot" rhymes is just really hot garbage
So really? Why bother?
Keep sayin' you ballin, what blocks you shot up
You ain't live it, so why are you still talkin?
But I ain't one to talk neither, I ain't never been arrested
Hell, kids, I'm domestic.
My future is well invested
They find that out, and they wanna test it.
Fine, let me school you n****s like number 2 pencils.

:clap:

[RTT]

My god, I've really lost my tolerance
Everyone's "hot" rhymes is just really hot garbage
So really? Why bother?
Keep sayin' you ballin, what blocks you shot up
You ain't live it, so why are you still talkin?
But I ain't one to talk neither, I ain't never been arrested
Hell, kids, I'm domestic.
My future is well invested
They find that out, and they wanna test it.
Fine, let me school you n****s like number 2 pencils.

:clap:

Ask for god, you get me
my hot rhymes admit it you envy RTT
go ahead and bother.
REALLY
just don't bother RTT
I ain't "ballin" i'll leave that up to you
i stay away from balls, i go straight to the hoop
arrested and domestic
get off the topic of your wife AKA cardboard box
future well-invested
not more than Micheal J. Fox...



OH **** OH **** BURN THAT **** DOWNNNN SLAM IT DOWN BIG RTT :cool:

[EViL2uCe]

Ask for god, you get me
my hot rhymes admit it you envy RTT
go ahead and bother.
REALLY
just don't bother RTT
I ain't "ballin" i'll leave that up to you
i stay away from balls, i go straight to the hoop
arrested and domestic
get off the topic of your wife AKA cardboard box
future well-invested
not more than Micheal J. Fox...



OH **** OH **** BURN THAT **** DOWNNNN SLAM IT DOWN BIG RTT :cool:

There he go.
Doin' his Bill Walton impressions.
Son, you his son, a pine riding pretender.
So you get pretentious, correction, you are pretentious
But you act precocious, you act explosive
Your spot gets blown up, so I know you know this
You know I noticed.
Keep frontin' like you grown up,
We'll see RTT on the TV,
An' I ain't not talkin BET,
But on the ten o'clock news as a missing wannabe who was last seen on the 2k boards startin' with me, a lyrical murderer
Shovin' your head up your own a** even further-er
So don't encourage him.

[sleepytercel]

Where was I when these rhymes began?
I'm no rapper, but I'll do the best I can
Not to good at reading garbled English
Maybe I'm old and it's something I missed
Is it really freestyling when you sit and think
before the words appear as digital ink?
You can slam a Dew but don't slam me
Because I'm lost within this constant slandering
So here I go to play it safe
I'll end now and set my place

[Detroitplaya]

RTT........
Shark33.........
They're both legends in the game
They aint shootin for fame

[Prime Time]

RTT........
Shark33.........
They're both legends in the game
They aint shootin for fame

When are you getting a record deal… that rhyme was absolutely great. :rolleyes:

[King Sylla]

RTT........
Shark33.........
They're both legends in the game
They aint shootin for fame


god, dp you like to suck that meat

[Prime Time]

This is Shark's and mine music video... Shark is white in this video so don't make fun.

Link... (http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/the-food-rap)

[Xx Yankee xX]

This is Shark's and mine music video... Shark is white in this video so don't make fun.

Link... (http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/the-food-rap)

Is that really you guys?

If it is really you guys which one is you Prime Time the guy in the jacket or the other guy?

[Prime Time]

Is that really you guys?

If it is really you guys which one is you Prime Time the guy in the jacket or the other guy?

Not even close to us… I do look kind of like the guy with the glasses (Jesse) though… except I’m blond, my nose isn’t that big, my chin doesn’t stick out that far… a matter of fact I really don’t look anything like him… but the guy in the yellow jacket (Dave) looks a lot like my best friend… except my friend in blond too.,

[Detroitplaya]

When are you getting a record deal… that rhyme was absolutely great. :rolleyes:

HAha that was terrible, that's why I did it,
King Sylla, I'm 13 and even I'm gonna say that that's immature.

[shark33]

This is Shark's and mine music video... Shark is white in this video so don't make fun.

Link... (http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/the-food-rap)

DANG BOY!!!! That's is that fire right there....all we need is someone to yell "BALLIN'" after every line like Jim Jones:cool:

[Prime Time]

When ya’ll weren’t lookin’ Shark and I made another video…

Link... (http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/rock-my-world)

[shark33]

When ya’ll weren’t lookin’ Shark and I made another video…

Link... (http://www.oldeenglish.org/podcast/rock-my-world)

haha..."We Gotta find the light bulb....BALLIN!!!":cool:

[RTT]

You guys have no respect for Micheal "RTT" J. Fox.

[shark33]

You guys have no respect for Micheal "RTT" J. Fox.
.................................................. ........................... I thought you was Mark Madsen:confused: You gotta warn me before u switch it up like that........BALLIN

[Detroitplaya]

Is BALLIN your new found word? You should make a BALLIN song.

[shark33]

Is BALLIN your new found word? You should make a BALLIN song.

People at my school sing We Fly High too much so I hear it everyday going to classes........now I got it stuck in my head...ewwww

here.....Post Count's High, No Lie, You Know This.....BALLIN'

[RTT]

.................................................. ........................... I thought you was Mark Madsen:confused: You gotta warn me before u switch it up like that........BALLINYou see, Micheal stands for Mark.



RTT stands for former Laker.


Fox stands for Madsen since most fox'es caught in captivity are therefore "mad'sin". ;)

[King Sylla]

yeah it's the king back in this biitch
just realax and enjoy this shhiit
just kick back and watch and sit
yeah I see ya, blood
yea I see ya, cuzz
hold down youn you hood
and let yo gun go strut
it don't matter what you throw, be it blue or red
yeah we get it throwed, get a niigga's feet wet
he all excited, like dem niiggaz trying to get me set
we ain't trying to get you set, they in the face, and they throw me sets
like homboy what you rep
i just tell em, Homeboy got to sit on the fuucking bench
cuz he ain't trying to sweat
but if he got to sweat, he got to sweat
like my ET Bald niigga Sam Cassell
make you face ugly all over niigga like Sam Cassell
yeah I'm still a young pupil
I see through dem drunk pupils
**** it and yo mouth will be on yo pubis
like a ho that like to put her mouth on the pubis
and you just relax and put yo arms back
then you reach over, you might clutch or stroke her back
30 minutes later you be hitting over from her back
like damn baby got a storm in her back
oh wait that;s just cuz you strong from the back
2 days later ***** wondering why you didn't call
uh, so you tell the ho you can't remember or recall

[MJ23]

knowledge is contagious
my flow and rhymes are outrageous
my rhyme book is full of memorable pages
im not big in size but im wise as sages
this *****s leave me in rages
i have u f.a.g.g.o.t.ts locked up in cages
im slowly aging and use magic like mages
my flow is like the nile dont mistake the smile
sylla u say youre the king but where ur crown at
i rob u for ur money making u look really funny
u prolly have more lyrical skills than me but u dont have the intelligent mind as me
i leave u blind, put ur lyrical skills behind, when im done, u should quit or resign
once again im the greatest of all time

[shark33]

You see, Micheal stands for Mark.



RTT stands for former Laker.


Fox stands for Madsen since most fox'es caught in captivity are therefore "mad'sin". ;)
Congrats....u just confused the heck outta me...lol

[Detroitplaya]

How does RTT stand for former laker lol?

[King Sylla]

knowledge is contagious
my flow and rhymes are outrageous
my rhyme book is full of memorable pages
im not big in size but im wise as sages
this *****s leave me in rages
i have u f.a.g.g.o.t.ts locked up in cages
im slowly aging and use magic like mages
my flow is like the nile dont mistake the smile
sylla u say youre the king but where ur crown at
i rob u for ur money making u look really funny
u prolly have more lyrical skills than me but u dont have the intelligent mind as me
i leave u blind, put ur lyrical skills behind, when im done, u should quit or resign
once again im the greatest of all time
since you called me out

okay MJ, you put yo guts out there and decided to run up to the king
but let me warn you, not many *****z got da skills to one up to the King
U wouldn't rob me from money, cuz I'd swing and I break at ya jaw
don't get twisted *****, it's 240 pounds of man going straight at ya jaw
can't make look sylla look silly, cuz the tricks is for the kids
and here man up, or you gon die before 20 kid
it's okay boy, don't worry where I keep my crown at
cuz **** with me, you'll be more than frowned at
you'll be buried and *****z be tipping the brown hat
*****z let loose a 40 from a brown bag
yeah call us bagboys, cuz we know how to cash it
get a roll for 5, turn in to 20, make the profit and you catch it
make you body smell something like catshiit
fry you up *****, like a roll of fried catfish
let me show you how to get 20 times the worth
let me show you how to get 50 pound bags, for 20 ounce work
no I aint crazy, I'm just mystikal when it comes to this dirt
no I ain't crazy, just want to prepare you for this hurt
all right then boy

[MJ23]

u dont want to get at me KING
u dont rap u sing
ur a big fella, 240 pounds of p.u.s.s.y
i aint a killa but dont push me
u sayin if i get at u u break my jaw
bytch i snipe ya in da head and chop ya body parts wit a saw
this aint no beef this is 2 ppl rapping with lyrics hard and raw
i aint gonna diss you cuz u gonna cry and leave and we gonna miss you

P.s i just went after u because me and u were the only ones rappin on this thread

[Detroitplaya]

King Sylla
You think you a Killa
He loves to bust Young Jeezy
He sucks so bad I'm startin to get a little queezy
Garland thats supposed to be the hood?
His mom probably looks like a terd.
His first thread scared the crap outa me
"I'm so frikin sexy?" wow i think I just peed
You were banned for a reason, i think you know why
sometimes I wonder if you're a girl or a guy
MJ23 rocked you to the dirt
he beat you so bad, It probably hurt
You love to flame people like theyre a piece of crap
For the good of human-kind, Please don't Rap...

[King Sylla]

King Sylla
You think you a Killa
He loves to bust Young Jeezy
He sucks so bad I'm startin to get a little queezy
Garland thats supposed to be the hood?
His mom probably looks like a terd.
His first thread scared the crap outa me
"I'm so frikin sexy?" wow i think I just peed
You were banned for a reason, i think you know why
sometimes I wonder if you're a girl or a guy
MJ23 rocked you to the dirt
he beat you so bad, It probably hurt
You love to flame people like theyre a piece of crap
For the good of human-kind, Please don't Rap...

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something
honkey *** kid, step it down a couple notches
ya In my eyebrows I got a couple notches
but what you about da gangsta **** boy
sitting in hauling that wanksta **** boy
make yo *** get ova here like this **** is mortal combat
don't like what I'm saying, so biitch stomp back
If you saw me in the streets you wouldn't dare to swing
cuz as soon as I step on the scene you know I'm there to win
get out here with this fake *** scary stint
so fricking sexy cuz I********** yo mom so hard leave the ***** with a scary tint
after every pump she said you meat was small
she said you talked alot, but youheat was small
i bet you squirming right now, like yo seat was small
ho you a fake *** niigga, yeah I know your kind
can't do it like a real man. so you hit from behind
shut yo mouth when grown folks is talking, and just sit from behind
We da real boys down here, one swing you fall
got anything else, that's what I thought, biitch that'll be all

[Detroitplaya]

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something

wow those were lyrically thought about! You used the exact same words at the end! Now those were some rhymes!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[King Sylla]

RTT........
Shark33.........
They're both legends in the game
They aint shootin for fame


shut the hell up

and plus rappers like Juelz Santana rap like that using the same words over and over but in different contexts

[MJ23]

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something
honkey *** kid, step it down a couple notches
ya In my eyebrows I got a couple notches
but what you about da gangsta **** boy
sitting in hauling that wanksta **** boy
make yo *** get ova here like this **** is mortal combat
don't like what I'm saying, so biitch stomp back
If you saw me in the streets you wouldn't dare to swing
cuz as soon as I step on the scene you know I'm there to win
get out here with this fake *** scary stint
so fricking sexy cuz I********** yo mom so hard leave the ***** with a scary tint
after every pump she said you meat was small
she said you talked alot, but youheat was small
i bet you squirming right now, like yo seat was small
ho you a fake *** niigga, yeah I know your kind
can't do it like a real man. so you hit from behind
shut yo mouth when grown folks is talking, and just sit from behind
We da real boys down here, one swing you fall
got anything else, that's what I thought, biitch that'll be all


all the **** u wrote made no sense
read mine and leave u confused like the sixth sense
u aint better than me at rapping
the sound of u makes me sick, its better when ur crapping
u dont spit rhymes ur yapping
u aint no king n.i.g.g.a, when i arrive u should be clapping :clap:
go back to texas and hide back in ur trailor
i think it was ur mom who try to hook u up wit a sailor
im the illest and ur the kid who didnt make it aka the failure

[MJ23]

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something
honkey *** kid, step it down a couple notches
ya In my eyebrows I got a couple notches
but what you about da gangsta **** boy
sitting in hauling that wanksta **** boy
make yo *** get ova here like this **** is mortal combat
don't like what I'm saying, so biitch stomp back
If you saw me in the streets you wouldn't dare to swing
cuz as soon as I step on the scene you know I'm there to win
get out here with this fake *** scary stint
so fricking sexy cuz I********** yo mom so hard leave the ***** with a scary tint
after every pump she said you meat was small
she said you talked alot, but youheat was small
i bet you squirming right now, like yo seat was small
ho you a fake *** niigga, yeah I know your kind
can't do it like a real man. so you hit from behind
shut yo mouth when grown folks is talking, and just sit from behind
We da real boys down here, one swing you fall
got anything else, that's what I thought, biitch that'll be all

u rhyme with the same words at the end and nothing makes sense
anyone could agree i did better than you

[King Sylla]

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something
honkey *** kid, step it down a couple notches
ya In my eyebrows I got a couple notches
but what you about da gangsta **** boy
sitting in hauling that wanksta **** boy
make yo *** get ova here like this **** is mortal combat
don't like what I'm saying, so biitch stomp back
If you saw me in the streets you wouldn't dare to swing
cuz as soon as I step on the scene you know I'm there to win
get out here with this fake *** scary stint
so fricking sexy cuz I********** yo mom so hard leave the ***** with a scary tint
after every pump she said you meat was small
she said you talked alot, but youheat was small
i bet you squirming right now, like yo seat was small
ho you a fake *** niigga, yeah I know your kind
can't do it like a real man. so you hit from behind
shut yo mouth when grown folks is talking, and just sit from behind
We da real boys down here, one swing you fall
got anything else, that's what I thought, biitch that'll be all


yeah I use the same words twice, but I use different phrases

[MJ23]

That's why MJ even proclaimed I had better rhymes
get out of here with yo stinky *** cheddar rhymes
shouldn't you be out there sucking KRS's meat or something
gaay bars and dark alleys isn't that where y'all meet or something
honkey *** kid, step it down a couple notches
ya In my eyebrows I got a couple notches
but what you about da gangsta **** boy
sitting in hauling that wanksta **** boy
make yo *** get ova here like this **** is mortal combat
don't like what I'm saying, so biitch stomp back
If you saw me in the streets you wouldn't dare to swing
cuz as soon as I step on the scene you know I'm there to win
get out here with this fake *** scary stint
so fricking sexy cuz I********** yo mom so hard leave the ***** with a scary tint
after every pump she said you meat was small
she said you talked alot, but youheat was small
i bet you squirming right now, like yo seat was small
ho you a fake *** niigga, yeah I know your kind
can't do it like a real man. so you hit from behind
shut yo mouth when grown folks is talking, and just sit from behind
We da real boys down here, one swing you fall
got anything else, that's what I thought, biitch that'll be all


yeah I use the same words twice, but I use different phrases

alot of them make no sense, they dont right wen i read them

[King Sylla]

all the **** u wrote made no sense
read mine and leave u confused like the sixth sense
u aint better than me at rapping
the sound of u makes me sick, its better when ur crapping
u dont spit rhymes ur yapping
u aint no king n.i.g.g.a, when i arrive u should be clapping :clap:
go back to texas and hide back in ur trailor
i think it was ur mom who try to hook u up wit a sailor
im the illest and ur the kid who didnt make it aka the failure


Round 2, and it's time for me to throw these hands
Don't make do you dirty, just stop and cease man
for I pull up, stop, pop and end your life lease man
I shut *****z down, like Reggie Miller did to Spike Lee man
call me a failure, but what goes around comes around
anyway don't worry, I can't fail, ima make it safe and sound
cuz I was thrown into the water, better had to learn to swim or I drown
I don't know where you from, but you dont disrespect the town
ya I stay In the the Lone Star, specific Big D
Home of the Boyz, Mavs,and everything great depicts Big D
no my mom stay loyal, just like all my niiggaz down here
sell drugs or play sports, only way to earn past 5 figures down here
most people os gutta, everything they own is discount by 5 fingers down here
get hit, get back and I strike twice as hard
get jumped, get up and you fight back as hard
niiggaz ain't human, more like a dog or closer to cheetah
boyz is quick to trigga, quick to hit da heata
5-0 alarm boy we quick to get to the seaters
Ya dem boyz is certified by killaz, go through baptism by fire
it's like a bidness purchase sadism by hire

[MJ23]

Round 2, and it's time for me to throw these hands
Don't make do you dirty, just stop and cease man
for I pull up, stop, pop and end your life lease man
I shut *****z down, like Reggie Miller did to Spike Lee man
call me a failure, but what goes around comes around
anyway don't worry, I can't fail, ima make it safe and sound
cuz I was thrown into the water, better had to learn to swim or I drown
I don't know where you from, but you dont disrespect the town
ya I stay In the the Lone Star, specific Big D
Home of the Boyz, Mavs,and everything great depicts Big D
no my mom stay loyal, just like all my niiggaz down here
sell drugs or play sports, only way to earn past 5 figures down here
most people os gutta, everything they own is discount by 5 fingers down here
get hit, get back and I strike twice as hard
get jumped, get up and you fight back as hard
niiggaz ain't human, more like a dog or closer to cheetah
boyz is quick to trigga, quick to hit da heata
5-0 alarm boy we quick to get to the seaters
Ya dem boyz is certified by killaz, go through baptism by fire
it's like a bidness purchase sadism by hire

it seems to me dat u dont write rhymes u bite rhymes many times
u act like u lived a cruddy life, i just **********.e.d ur bytch that u call ur wife
nobody feels sorry about u, ur mother shouldve swallow u preferably at the age of two
but u dont want none of this cuz wen i take out my gat all u do is look
when it comes to beef all u wanna do is cook
u shook wit a look like bytch wats on ur mind
u ejaculated all over ur face, that will leave u blind
u say u have to sell drugs to make 5 figures, u deserve the finger
just quit rappin and become a singer
who the uck is big D, that sounds like a nickname ur mom will give my d.i.c.k G

[King Sylla]

it seems to me dat u dont write rhymes u bite rhymes many times
u act like u lived a cruddy life, i just **********.e.d ur bytch that u call ur wife
nobody feels sorry about u, ur mother shouldve swallow u preferably at the age of two
but u dont want none of this cuz wen i take out my gat all u do is look
when it comes to beef all u wanna do is cook
u shook wit a look like bytch wats on ur mind
u ejaculated all over ur face, that will leave u blind
u say u have to sell drugs to make 5 figures, u deserve the finger
just quit rappin and become a singer
who the uck is big D, that sounds like a nickname ur mom will give my d.i.c.k G

I ain't biting **** except my tongue, but I tell the truth
I'm sorry that my shiit isn't menat to sooth
this **** is a war zone and there ain't no truce
I ain't got a wife, cuz a ***** is a *****, and I ain't getting controlled
it aint not walk in the park, it aint no easy stroll
this **** is like having some stone and trying to fight a troll
and seeing someone fake is as easy as trying to sight a troll
I know what I'm talking when my own closest cousin throw up the blue
but the ***** got to live by some bloods who want to show up the blue

[MJ23]

im tired of rapping back and forth
shank ya in ya sleep hide ya in ya jeep
but i aint the one thats gonna creep
i see the c.u.m spilling out ya mouth its starting to seep
talking **** about me and detroit will leave u 6 feet deep
when ru gonna stop, just quit or get popped
u cant wait for christmas, santa gonna r.a.p.e u and leave u wit a wink
u f ed ur dad up the azz on top of ur kitchen sink
mj23 passes by and ur like its not what u think
how ru from texas but u look like a c.h.i.n.k
i laughed and ran away gave u the finger and screamed ur .g.a.y
i easily won this battle, u lost ur virginity to ur dad, is that ur way of living
ooo ur from texas, my bad

[EViL2uCe]

MY GOD! Would you two please stop!?
The rest of us could really care less what you did to eachothers mothers,
Who sucks what, or from what orifice
Why don't we just come to terms and agree that you're both horrible.
Cussin' up storms and being dillusional
Realizing you're not even battling anymore, you're just diluting it
Really, you're nothing more than the usual,
Suspects, and I suspect that after reading this you'd both get upset
Get your panties in a bunch and a puffed chest,
That's just something I'd expect.
But that's getting a little personal, and unprofessional
But you two wouldn't know anything about that,
Because you're only 12 and very impressionable
Sitting in you're Spider-Man unmentionables,
Trying to conjure up mentionable ...
It's pityfull ...
Really.

[RTT]

Round 2, and it's time for me to throw these hands
Don't make do you dirty, just stop and cease man
for I pull up, stop, pop and end your life lease man
I shut *****z down, like Reggie Miller did to Spike Lee man
call me a failure, but what goes around comes around
anyway don't worry, I can't fail, ima make it safe and sound
cuz I was thrown into the water, better had to learn to swim or I drown
I don't know where you from, but you dont disrespect the town
ya I stay In the the Lone Star, specific Big D
Home of the Boyz, Mavs,and everything great depicts Big D
no my mom stay loyal, just like all my niiggaz down here
sell drugs or play sports, only way to earn past 5 figures down here
most people os gutta, everything they own is discount by 5 fingers down here
get hit, get back and I strike twice as hard
get jumped, get up and you fight back as hard
niiggaz ain't human, more like a dog or closer to cheetah
boyz is quick to trigga, quick to hit da heata
5-0 alarm boy we quick to get to the seaters
Ya dem boyz is certified by killaz, go through baptism by fire
it's like a bidness purchase sadism by hireyou one craaaazy niigaa
you be callin out mah 2k peeps
all i got to say is that
i really don't know

IF YOU CAN THINK


SHOUT-OUT TO B-RAD

[KRS-One]

I ain't biting **** except my tongue, but I tell the truth
I'm sorry that my shiit isn't menat to sooth
this **** is a war zone and there ain't no truce
I ain't got a wife, cuz a ***** is a *****, and I ain't getting controlled
it aint not walk in the park, it aint no easy stroll
this **** is like having some stone and trying to fight a troll
and seeing someone fake is as easy as trying to sight a troll
I know what I'm talking when my own closest cousin throw up the blue
but the ***** got to live by some bloods who want to show up the blue

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Man, how original, rhyming troll with troll and rhyming blue with blue, BRILLIANT!

[oaklandraiders510]

alrite King Syphillis......

your rhymes are weak and wack, realize that youre getting owned

[Detroitplaya]

I owned him. Sad thing is our age difference. He said that I had cheddar rhymes, then he rhymed that with even MJ23 said I had better rhymes. How original?

:rotfl::rotfl:

[MJ23]

KING ur rhymes are weak and wack
we all know u eat the sack :rotfl:
lyrical talent and friends is what u lack
pay me or not u still have a mack to ur back
u aint from texas cuz ur black

P.S short and sweet :thumbsup:

[Detroitplaya]

King Sylla has bad Rhymes
I have good Rhymes
He aint a Balla
I'm a Balla

:rotfl::rotfl: Weren't my rhymes hot?

[King Sylla]

yeah, y'al lare pretty *** especially KRS and DP, and Oakland. same *****z that hate on me every time. DOn't have tiem to write a flow

[Mariners in 2006]

yeah, y'al lare pretty *** especially KRS and DP, and Oakland. same *****z that hate on me every time. DOn't have tiem to write a flow
I've embarassed you enough these past few weeks. How many screenames do you have now? Four... Five?

[King Sylla]

I've embarassed you enough these past few weeks. How many screenames do you have now? Four... Five?

ha , psych , you just said some ******** about AIDs and Eazy-E, and then Oaklandraider's ******* and Detroit Playa, The World's greatest suck up(KRS For mod, YAy!!!!!!!!Ice cream for everyone), and KRS the fake white kid who thought he knew everything there was about rap, decided to get on your bandwagon cuz they hated me

[Prime Time]

DANG BOY!!!! That's is that fire right there....all we need is someone to yell "BALLIN'" after every line like Jim Jones:cool:

Wooo! Break it down Shark... break it down!

http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/leo_danserpushup.gif http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/gifpalaced38.gif

[RTT]

Wooo! Break it down Shark... break it down!

http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/leo_danserpushup.gif http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance2/gifpalaced38.gifThis place is BALLIN'

[MJ23]

ha , psych , you just said some ******** about AIDs and Eazy-E, and then Oaklandraider's ******* and Detroit Playa, The World's greatest suck up(KRS For mod, YAy!!!!!!!!Ice cream for everyone), and KRS the fake white kid who thought he knew everything there was about rap, decided to get on your bandwagon cuz they hated me

i understand where ur coming from..... y wont MARINERS OF 2006 build a nice house on krs ones nutsack since he been riding his d.i.c.k for so ***ing long....

[MJ23]

I WAS SENT BY JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF TO RID THE WORLD OF ALL THE N I G G E R S AND MEXICAN BEANERS, AND SLANT EYE G O O K S , AND THE JEWS...

I AM THE WHITE KING.... YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE YOU NI GG ER LOVER...

HAHAHAHA.. I WENT TO A SCHOOL IN MISSISSIPPI AND R A P ED A 8 YEAR OLD N I G G E R BOY... HAHAHAHA.. TORE HIS TIGHT A S S UP!!HAHAHA

zhell1313@aim.com


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: u know ur gonna get banned for that non sense DO YOU :rotfl:

[MJ23]

they will ban you... TRUST ME u rapist

[Pinoy Dynasty]

Its great to see you back zhell1313 :rolleyes: :thumbsdow.

[Pinoy Dynasty]

THANKS N I G G E R !!!

Actually I'm not black...so you just used a racial slur on the wrong person...look at the flag...

[MJ23]

THANKS N I G G E R !!!

just wait till a MOD comes.... u be banned for life :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Xx Yankee xX]

just wait till a MOD comes.... u be banned for life :rotfl: :rotfl:

I hope he gets a call home :lol:. That would be the icing on the cake :D

[C-Kid]

C-Syll, African n*gga hunting buffalo
I could get my meat chopped off and still f*ck a h o
don't ask me how but with leaves I'll make supper h o
Repping that Nawf side D-Town to the fullest
falll on you hatas like a Barry Melrose Mullet
A n*gga just chill, but i'm ready to trifle
look in my ***** hallak's trunk and you see the automatic rifle
I'm the greatest homey, like Ali or Michael
but when I hit the mic It's freddy and I go Pshyco
my meat is so fat, i think it just might need lipo
i know what you're thinking, was that a typo
no I'm serious, I got 84 inches on my *****
my homey jose illegal alien from the planet Venus

d-town

[Detroitplaya]

C-Syll, African n*gga hunting buffalo
I could get my meat chopped off and still f*ck a h o
don't ask me how but with leaves I'll make supper h o
Repping that Nawf side D-Town to the fullest
falll on you hatas like a Barry Melrose Mullet
A n*gga just chill, but i'm ready to trifle
look in my ***** hallak's trunk and you see the automatic rifle
I'm the greatest homey, like Ali or Michael
but when I hit the mic It's freddy and I go Pshyco
my meat is so fat, i think it just might need lipo
i know what you're thinking, was that a typo
no I'm serious, I got 84 inches on my *****
my homey jose illegal alien from the planet Venus

d-town

Keep trying....

[FakedShinobi`]

wow.. i heard a better freestyle from 50 cent...

[J_Dubb55]

Burn slow… my flow iz kinda like inhaling puffs of Buddha smoke
Mellow and yet I gotz enuff word uh mouf ta make Luda choke
Well balanced… like the yin and the yang, my **** iz deep
Peep the XLence az it radiates from my head down to my feet
Puttin MCs ta sleep… sever ya conscious with consciousness
You can leave it to them other catz ta show ya what ominous nonsense iz
Straight raunchessness… when the situation necessitates…
Cuz if hatin wuz meditatin then half of these dudez would levitate
Lyrical heavyweight… flexin my might on these light-catz
Never hesitate when they test me to pick up the mic and ignite-tracks
I like-that… catchin venom and spittin my spite right-back
Consistently addictive, my linez iz kinda like typed-crack
Say good night-rap… when I get on, MCs besta start countin sheep
Cuz the only plaques they gonna be gettin iz the ones between they teeth…

[NiceKrispy]

if you call yourself a baller … meet me outside
on the black top, where the mascots die
Cause we drive to the hoop and catch passes that fly
And turn em into alley-oops over half of these guys
And posterize the super sized til they break down and cry
And chip away at their pride with hook shots too high
to block or stop, so the antonym of dry defines the shot
And let me tell ya bout the jumper that’s wetter than raindrops
Cause when that thang pops… damn it! it don’t stop
So put a hand up and start praying to god
And man up cause my squads more tougher than rocks
Hip-hopping thru the middle…playing starters like fiddles
…cause my cross-over dribble just turns their ankles to kibble
And leaves em crippled and riddled and headed to Rex Hospital
Full Court Pressing… Shooting like Smith and Wesson’s
Taking dudes to school and never settling for second

lyrics included in my song at www.myspace.com/nicekrispy

get it on the next 2k basketball game

[Detroitplaya]

lyrics included in my song at www.myspace.com/nicekrispy

get it on the next 2k basketball game

You got some nerve throwin this up on the forum, get ready for some flames.

[NiceKrispy]

http://evula.org/dragoon/pics/captain.obvious.jpg

Flaming comes with the territory when you post anything on a message board... so that comes as no surprise.

[jjredick4]

50 cent y u wearin' that bulletproof vest
i'm aimin' at ya head not ya chest
how much u wanna bet i wont rest till ya dead
not so i can get ahead but so i can watch bleed till ur dead
thats the plan ho i'm like a man eating canibal
i'm gonna break ur mandible
u can try but u can't handle me ho
the only homies u got is the popo
thats y u think u can be beat
if it wasn't for Game G-Unit would be nuthin' but some mutha****in' punks
Young Buck & Lloyd Banks iz the only onez i can stand from the G-Unit clan
& watz up wit u dissin' the Wu, they'd kill u if they wanted to
50 what happened man u went from hot
to some *** *** wanna take me to the candy shop
watz up wit that **** u ****in' *** *** *****
u don't wanna **** wit this i'll slap u silly wit ur own 2 inch strap on ****
wat the **** u think
mobb deep is better off signin' wit murda inc. then ur ***-unit ****,
u thinkin' u a gangsta but ur really an acta tryin' to be a rappa,
but all u do iz sing on ya tracks now dawg thatz just wack,
***** r u listenin' or u throwin' a tempertantrum & *****in' becuz it ain't goin ur way,
wat more can i say besides everyone is startin' to think ur ***
& if u wanna step to this i'ma let u kno i don't play, okay?
now have a nice day....
oh yea u diss me back
i'ma show ya how real g's attack back
& this aint no act, thats just a straight up fact,
now wat u think about that

(not very organized but i waz doin it in a hurry plus i wasn't doin' my best so idc if it organized & wat not)

[J_Dubb55]

uh oh back again


Travel down writers block, my home in mental state/
past the school yard, the words play, i race/
mind travelin, vocals expelled from my abdomen/
push past the pyramids, fly over the trader's caravan/
fill the snipers shoes, perched atop a buildin/
pickin off rappers, im a grown man destroyin children/
stare thru the scope, deep breath, pull it/
hammer slaps the ammo, barrel guides the bullet/
im seein thru the slug's eyes, vision becomes distorted/
i see my target, the outcome is only morbid/
rip thru the looseleaf, emerge on the other side upside down/
inside my pen, drained on the paper, i drown/
float on the ink river passed out, i hit the margin/
tumble off the side, i feel my garment harden/
morph back to the bullet as i continue my dream/
setting switches, new scene, see a barrel of gasoline/
explosion, thoughts begin to conflagrate/
****...just an example of the effects when i contemplate...

[C-Kid]

Fakedshinobi and DP need to shut the hell up until they put some real stuff out there.

[C-Kid]

It's some real muthaf*cking Gs like Eazy
SPitting fire out of the *** like that n*gga weezy
i'm shaking things up, 8.5 richter scale fissure
watch you broad, we may do more than kiss her
ima throw them h os like that boy Jermaine Taylor
One hit quitter, DP you're a straight failure
Always been a minion, never had your own mind
KRS's nuts you were on all the time
even when throw out compliments, peole reject it
cuz they know you're fake, and your integrety's defected
you might not see it, but the whole forum can detect it
Now you wanna f*ck with 6'4 and two fifty
not nicholas cage, but homey you'll be gone in 60


step up to my level punk (I'm talking to you Detroitplaya)

[Detroitplaya]

Fakedshinobi and DP need to shut the hell up until they put some real stuff out there.

Sorry man but writing stuff down isn't "real stuff" as you would call it. This is for fun but in no way in hell is it "real stuff".

Would I seriously want to step up to your level? Of running from and fighting the police, going to jail.

[C-Kid]

DP, unless you're going to put up anything, you got no room to critisize

[Detroitplaya]

Your rhymes, they are all whack
you could get beat by K-Fed when he's on crack
You think this is real? Man, yo u don't know rap
oh i forgot you listen to that Jeezy crap
your rhymes are insane
like that punk boy named wayne
All you can say is about me and KRS
that's old, originality at it's best
Quit acting like youre a big name rapper
Just stop it now and shut your flapper.
Why would I wanna step up to the level you play?
I have no respect for yo uthat's what I'll say
For the last time Garland isn't the hood
Be quiete and stop rapping like you know you should

I did htis really quick...

If you think you have flow which text battles aren't flow at all, go against Dr. Hell No, audio battle.

He will tear you apart.

[C-Kid]

I'll do waht you do and say

"what that sucked, hahahahhahhahahahha, KRS could do better than that"

N*gga, I rep garland cuz that's where I stay
DAllas, TExas where I'm from and that's the way
From the NAwf, to Oak Cliff to the Grove
50 millions bloods coming in droves
ESH in garland stay on Dairy and Miller
that's them real *****s so called Blood Killas
CP and Duck Creek, that's the place on the Bs
CK every day, and they putting down the Cs
And you can find the B on Lakeview Homes
BKs get aimed squarely at the dome
So n*gga you don't really know about that DFW
Brown Pride, latin Kings, VIce Lords, Crips and mostly bloods
I don't really care what they claim
i just want that money and that rise to the fame
My lil ***** G-daddy be running with them blodds
my lil homey will be running with the cuz
my ***** ray on some lating king ****
MY ***** lucas on some 5 point ring ****


so ***** come down to TExas and see for yourself

I guess you don't believe me

about centerville point in garland

Centerville pointe is run by the so called
"A1 Bloods" they think they run the place but im to scared to go say that to there face cause i dont feel like getting shot
little 11 year old kids are carring guns
rolling dice and smoking marijuana the manager is a ---- dont live here unless are a relative or a blood gang member

apartmentratings.com


yep, you lived there when there was security, now residents are told to call the police, since we all pay taxes,it's there jobs to take care of us. Yea, well by the time the cops show up, it's too late. Had my tires slashed, front door kicked in (while I was in apt) playgound taken over by some very rude teenage thugs, all play ares picnic tables etc broken & left unrepaired, not the nice place it was when you resided here.


apartmenratings.com



you'll find the same thing if you look up miller or dairy, I live off of miller. I'm trying to tell you i'm not making stuff up, boy

[jjredick4]

i kno a lot of ppl that would tear up dr. hell no(in text & audio battle) the only thing iz i doubt they'd waste their time

[J_Dubb55]

hey cmon guys. wats wit da beef. we dont need this in a nice friendly text lounge. does it really matter how good someone is on a 2k sports forum. or where your from. and c kid no one care about your bloods in texas. and since no ones done anythign serious in here
none of yall need to criticize.