Worst Lyrics

[Mariners in 2006]

I know we have a lyrics thread, for good lyics but... What are some of the worst lyrics you guys have heard, from any genre. I have a feeling this is going to turn into a Mike Jones, Young Jeezy and friends hate thread.

For starters... :rolleyes:

"Young, black, and famous, with money hangin' out the anus..."
-Mase, Can't Nobody Hold Me Down

"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203..."
-50 Cent, Piggy Bank

[Xx Yankee xX]

"I holla at a hoe til I got a bit** confused"
P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent

"Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out "

"She Do It Wit No Hands
Now Stop Pop And Roll
Im Smokin Bubba Hoe
Now Ya'll In Trouble Hoe"
Walk It Out by Dj UNK

"Snap yo fingers and then rock wit it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it
do a step wit it, put your hips wit it,
All my ladies let me see ya put a twist wit it
You can't do like me, I'm by myself
I do it so good, I don't need nobody else
What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't think
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home"
Snap Yo Fingers by Lil John

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I think I'm about to pop; yep, I'm gonna puke! :lol:

[RTT]

Good gracious, *** Bodacious.



Nelly, Hot in Herre.



Worst lyrics/rhyme EVER.

[MuffinMcFluffin]

Anything 'gangsta' rap.

Sorry, fellas. That's just my opinion, and you're going to have to respect that.

[Dr. Hell No]

www.soundclick.com/homicidetheemcee

[NGOChocolate]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[Detroitplaya]

Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper
Stackin Paper

[whatupb110]

Worst use of metaphor ever:

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' but spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"

[cheeseonabun]

"The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout"

[ctrad45]

"I holla at a hoe til I got a bit** confused"
P.I.M.P. by 50 Cent

"Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out
Now Walk It Out "

"She Do It Wit No Hands
Now Stop Pop And Roll
Im Smokin Bubba Hoe
Now Ya'll In Trouble Hoe"
Walk It Out by Dj UNK




"Snap yo fingers and then rock wit it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon drop wit it
do a step wit it, put your hips wit it,
All my ladies let me see ya put a twist wit it
You can't do like me, I'm by myself
I do it so good, I don't need nobody else
What's happenin', what's up
Got da purp fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got Patrone in my cup
I pop, I drank
I'm on Patrone and purp, I can't think
I'm blowed, to go
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home"
Snap Yo Fingers by Lil John


Exactly, I can't stand that ****!:rotfl: :rotfl:

[aCutb]

Do ya chain hang low- Worst song ever!

[Detroitplaya]

Acutb you're the first to agree with me on that.

[Xx Yankee xX]

"Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup with a soda on the side"
Chicken Noodle Soup by Webstar

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

These lyrics must have been made up while eating lunch :lol:.

[Pinoy Dynasty]

Do ya chain hang low- Worst song ever!

That is the most annoying song I ever heard in my life...

[Dr. Hell No]

Worst use of metaphor ever:

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' but spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"

You got the lyric wrong homeboy, it goes...

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' to spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"

[Detroitplaya]

You got the lyric wrong homeboy, it goes...

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' to spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"

Wow I've never heard that lyric, it sucks pretty badly...

[Pinoy Dynasty]

You got the lyric wrong homeboy, it goes...

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' to spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"

I have that song but I never noticed that line...its pretty bad.

[Detroitplaya]

The most annoying song Pinoy; is Stackin Paper. Hands down.

[NGOChocolate]

"Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup with a soda on the side"
Chicken Noodle Soup by Webstar

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

These lyrics must have been made up while eating lunch :lol:.

Make fun of it all you want..

BUT THATS ***** creative.

I'd wanna get paid to sing about chicken soup..

Oh and have a dance for it.

CREATIVE.

[oaklandraiders510]

"been handling tha game so long my thumbs bruised"- Lil Wayne/Lil Weezy/Weezy/Weezy F Baby

"im 17, playin with six figures, got so much ice yo could skate on a ni99a" - Lil Wayne/Lil Weezy/Weezy/Weezy F Baby


"what in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag"- Ludacris


"tho da money in da air watch it fall like snow"- Young Joc

[MuffinMcFluffin]

Worst use of metaphor ever:

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' but spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"
That's an analogy. It could perhaps be a simile, too. http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/images/smilies/graemlins/y220a.gif

[whatupb110]

You got the lyric wrong homeboy, it goes...

"...I treat you like milk, I do nothin' to spoil you." - Lil' Flip "Sunshine"
That's even worse, it doesn't even make sense. :lol:

That's an analogy. It could perhaps be a simile, too. http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/images/smilies/graemlins/y220a.gif


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b262/kryptomaniac/untitled.jpg


http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/images/smilies/graemlins/y220a.gif

[Mariners in 2006]

Four Fours I'm tippin'...
Wood grain I'm gripping...
Catch me lane switching with the paint dripping...
Turn your neck and your dane missing...
Me and Slim we ain't tripping, I'm finger flippin' and syrup sippin'...
Like do or die, I'm pour ****ing, Car stop rims keep spinning...
I'm flipping drop with invisible tops...
Hoes bop when my drop step out...
I'm shaking the block with four eighteens'...
Candy green with eleven screens...
My gasoline always supreme...
Got do-do the brown with a pint of lean...
It takes grinding to be a king...
It takes grinding to be a king...
First Round Draft coming...
Who is Mike Jones...
-Mike Jones, Still Tippin'

[Xx Yankee xX]

Make fun of it all you want..

BUT THATS ***** creative.

I'd wanna get paid to sing about chicken soup..

Oh and have a dance for it.

CREATIVE.

In that case im gonna make a song called "Burgers and Fries"

It would have a line like this:

"I go to Burger King and eat Burgers and Fries,Burgers and Fries,Burgers and Fries yes Burgers and Fries. I dont care what others say cause i eat Burgers and Fries, Burgers and Fries yes Burgers and Fries." :lol:

[hooman1844]

http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/images/smilies/graemlins/y220a.gif
Yeah, but it's a simile. :lol:

[NGOChocolate]

In that case im gonna make a song called "Burgers and Fries"

It would have a line like this:

"I go to Burger King and eat Burgers and Fries,Burgers and Fries,Burgers and Fries yes Burgers and Fries. I dont care what others say cause i eat Burgers and Fries, Burgers and Fries yes Burgers and Fries." :lol:

Make a dance step to it!! and i'll accept it:thumbsup:

[shark33]

"Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup,Chicken Noodle Soup with a soda on the side"
Chicken Noodle Soup by Webstar

:rotfl: :rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

These lyrics must have been made up while eating lunch :lol:.

Yeah....but first you gotta "Let it Rain...then clear it out" then once again you gotta "Let it Rain and then clear it out"...............seems like too much work for me

[ludacris06]

This thread is dissapointing.

[ludacris06]

That's an analogy. It could perhaps be a simile, too. http://forums.operationsports.com/vBulletin/images/smilies/graemlins/y220a.gif


Analogy & similies are both forms of metaphors.

[aCutb]

Move in now move out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Breath in now breath out
Hands up now hands down
Back up back up
Tell me what you're gonna do now

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' (x4)

Limp Bizkit at their best. :rotfl:

[whatupb110]

Yeah, but it's a simile. :lol: .......

:rolleyes:

Analogy & similies are both forms of metaphors.
Thank you. Finally, someone with enough sense to put two-and-two together.
People kill me trying to attack one, little, insignificant response I give, as if to be "cute."

The irony in it is, they wound up playing themselves in the end....

[Xx Yankee xX]

Can we stop talking about english class and get back on topic!!!! :rolleyes:

Heres some more bad lyrics: :)


These are pretty bad

"Patty cake patty cake microwave
These suckas make a square, god damn I'm paid
I'm so cool but I'm so hot and I'm so fly and you is so not
Show me what your working with, just like that
Turn around, bend over, bring it back
Snowman and Mannie Fresh bring it back
So Mannie Fresh and Snowman, it's a rap

Wrap it up in the club, ya I'm so crazy
These other rappers actors like Patrick Swayze
I try to tell them but these *****s aint hear me
Mossberg pump, i'm riding shotgun literally
Live from the projects, you know what it is
Hey Snowman can I get an adlib
Get the club crunk, cant take that from me
A drop ya, still got a lil jon money "
And Then What by Young Jeezy

WTF patty cake patty cake microwave??? :confused: :rotfl:

[sleepytercel]

"She's got a wooden leg and a kick stand. No teeth, lives in a trash can. Everyone is beautiful. Everyone is beautiful. I see a lot of ugly people on the street, if they weren't so broke, they wouldn't be so ugly." - Short Bus

Are you kidding me? These lyrics are quite possibly the worst, not to mention, extremely contradicting. I felt embarrassed for my friend when he played this band.

[MuffinMcFluffin]

Thank you. Finally, someone with enough sense to put two-and-two together.
People kill me trying to attack one, little, insignificant response I give, as if to be "cute."

The irony in it is, they wound up playing themselves in the end....
You know I would never challenge you. The fact is, though, a metaphor never uses the words "like" or "as".

As for bad lyrics (that are not 'ghetto' rap), I think I'd have to go with Stairway to Heaven. I mean, really... what's so great about the lyrics? Or the song, for that matter? It doesn't have beautiful lyrics, the best lead singer, or a catchy intro. Very overrated song overall IMO.

[whatupb110]

You know I would never challenge you. The fact is, though, a metaphor never uses the words "like" or "as".

Similes and analogies are types of metaphors. That's why when you look in the dictionary, they're synonymous. Yes, they have subtle differences in meanings, but they still derive from the term "mataphor". If I had known I would be quizzed over one sentence I post in a trivial thread, I would've called it by it's formal term. :rolleyes:


Geez.....

[MJ23]

50 cent- i love u like a fat kid love cake

[GhostRider]

You know I would never challenge you. The fact is, though, a metaphor never uses the words "like" or "as".

As for bad lyrics (that are not 'ghetto' rap), I think I'd have to go with Stairway to Heaven. I mean, really... what's so great about the lyrics? Or the song, for that matter? It doesn't have beautiful lyrics, the best lead singer, or a catchy intro. Very overrated song overall IMO.

At this point,your opinions about music mean nothing.

Stairway To Heaven isn't a song,it's an Epic.Ditto for Led Zeppelin 4.

Hey,I don't care if you like it,but trashing it is blasphemy you no-talent nerd.

[Prince_RIP4eVa]

chicken noodle soup...

[Prince_RIP4eVa]

You know I would never challenge you. The fact is, though, a metaphor never uses the words "like" or "as".

As for bad lyrics (that are not 'ghetto' rap), I think I'd have to go with Stairway to Heaven. I mean, really... what's so great about the lyrics? Or the song, for that matter? It doesn't have beautiful lyrics, the best lead singer, or a catchy intro. Very overrated song overall IMO.


it's true.. metaphor uses are or is, simile uses like or as..

[MetsFan4Ever]

Pizza Pie by System of a Down

"This ballgame’s in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter’s getting hard.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives."



Awful song.

[Infallable]

it's true.. metaphor uses are or is, simile uses like or as..

No, a metaphor is any comparison between two unlike things. If it uses the words "like" or "as" it is also classified as a simile.

[MuffinMcFluffin]

At this point,your opinions about music mean nothing.

Stairway To Heaven isn't a song,it's an Epic.Ditto for Led Zeppelin 4.

Hey,I don't care if you like it,but trashing it is blasphemy you no-talent nerd. If Led Zeppelin wasn't the creator of this song, and say... Fall Out Boy came with this song, it would just be terrible in my eyes in the exact same way. Others, well... I don't think other people would appreciate it as much. There are those "bandwagoners", that consider it a "classic" for zero reason whatsoever. The only reason I appreciate the song is because when the "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow" stanza is played backwards, it plays a Satanic message.

Funny that you call me a no-talent nerd. I'm not trying to come up with a comeback and trash you, because there's no need to. It's your opinion that I'm a no-talent nerd. And though I didn't explicitly trash the song, I did say that it was overrated... which, in my eyes, it is.


The truth is... opinions are like *** holes: everyone has one and they all stink. Choose to accept the opinion or not, but don't take it out on the one stating their opinion.



You want good lyrics? Look at Dance With My Father, Concrete Angel, and Lacey's Song. Heavenly IMO (again... IMO).

[sleepytercel]

Here's some really good lyrics that will could put thought into some mindless individuals. The song is written by Greg Graffin, and if anyone has heard of him, they would know what a great lyricist he is.

"Faith Alone

Heard a sermon from a creaky pulpit with no one in the nave
I paid a visit to the synagogue and I left there feeling blame
No one can tell me what to do
They had not the capacity to answer me
What the world needs now is some answers to our problems
We can't buy more time because our tender isn't valid
If your soul needs love you can get consoled by pity
But it looks as though faith alone won't sustain us no more
Watched the scientists throw up their hands conceding progress will resolve it all
Saw the manufacturers of Earth's debris ignore another Greenpeace call
No one could tell me what to do. No one had the ability to answer me
What the world needs now is some accountability
We can't buy more time, 'cause time won't accept our money
If your soul needs love you can always have my pity
But it looks as though faith alone won't sustain us no more
What the world needs now is some answers to our problems
We can't buy more time 'cause our tender isn't valid
What the world needs now is some accountability
If your soul needs love you can get consoled by pity
But faith alone won't sustain us anymore
Faith alone won't sustain us anymore "

The song simply states that, we as people, can not just sit here and pray for the sin of the world to wash away. Action must be utilized as a whole for faith alone won't sustain solve it all. However, someone actually wrote him a letter. The lady stated that she couldn't believe he would write a song that promotes satanic messages. She wrote stating that without faith, we would have never progressed this far as human beings. She claimed him satanic. These are the type of mindless people who need to learn how to read inbetween the lines. When such a simple message can be over-looked, it surely can make one really nervous on where mankind is going.

[MJ23]

eiffel 65 im blue


dat song has one of the worst lyrics ever

[GhostRider]

If Led Zeppelin wasn't the creator of this song, and say... Fall Out Boy came with this song, it would just be terrible in my eyes in the exact same way. Others, well... I don't think other people would appreciate it as much. There are those "bandwagoners", that consider it a "classic" for zero reason whatsoever. The only reason I appreciate the song is because when the "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow" stanza is played backwards, it plays a Satanic message.

Funny that you call me a no-talent nerd. I'm not trying to come up with a comeback and trash you, because there's no need to. It's your opinion that I'm a no-talent nerd. And though I didn't explicitly trash the song, I did say that it was overrated... which, in my eyes, it is.


The truth is... opinions are like *** holes: everyone has one and they all stink. Choose to accept the opinion or not, but don't take it out on the one stating their opinion.



You want good lyrics? Look at Dance With My Father, Concrete Angel, and Lacey's Song. Heavenly IMO (again... IMO).


Like I said,"no-talent nerd"

Fact,not opinion.You couldn't play your way out of a paper bag.

[shawdawg32]

funny stuff fellas..........

[Detroitplaya]

Best Lyrics- STACKIN PAPER STACKIN PAPER STACKIN PAPER....

Worst-any tupac song

:rotfl:

[GhostRider]

Best Lyrics- STACKIN PAPER STACKIN PAPER STACKIN PAPER....

Worst-any tupac song

:rotfl:

I like to sing stackin' paper at work.I've never heard it,but it's appropriate.