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Default RAP BATTLE IT'S BATH TIMEEEEEE VS NOVA

IT'S BATH TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Old October 29th, 2007
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Wow nice rap. I'll skool you bathtime
Old October 29th, 2007
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MY RAP IS

IT'S BATH TIME
TIME TO WASH YOU UP
AND MAKE SOME CASH
IT'S BATH TIME
IT'S WHINING TIME
CUZ I'M BATH TIME
GET IN DA SHOWA
Old October 29th, 2007
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ok...your mama so fat she's fat...PWNED
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Oh and if you really want to be pwned here ya go...

Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?

Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!

Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!

Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!

Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.

Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.

Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*

Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.

Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.

Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hoes and tricks!

(Ohh!)

Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!

(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.

(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!

(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!

(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!

*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*

Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed penis,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*

C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!

Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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YOU SO BAD AT RAPPING NOVA YOU MY ZOVA
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lol was that your rap? nova you my zova? lol go masterbait
Old October 29th, 2007
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Your prewritten scripts are hit or miss, just a reminder your whack
A loss is written on ya face, the nine finds an exit sign in ya back
Your wonderin why nobody pays you attention, its cuz ya ******s trash
There's too many characters in this movie, you'll end up in a big cast
I'll rip you with sick incisions so quick your existance thinnin
Does your intuition tell you you're gonna win, that tells me you into-wishin
I'll flip positions, my knife is havin flashbacks, all it sees is deepthroat
But cant locate any remembrance or semblance that ever was this ****** dope

You can't beat me bath time. Even if you try. Or you can't beat Nova.
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^^^^^^
You cant beat me cuz I write rap songs.
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